User:NEKO.ca

$\mathbb {NEKO.CA~} \mathbb {IS~THE~BEST~NOOB.}$

THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.

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“Outside a wolf, NEKO.ca is the most terrifying thing. Inside a wolf, it's nice and soft.”

~ A vorarephile on NEKO.ca

“NEKO.ca is my nomination for next king of the world.”

~ Oscar Wilde on NEKO.ca

“Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No.”

~ Link on NEKO.ca

“Hey! WHAT are you doing? Trying to play a high C without the register key?”

~ Fernando Burtoni on NEKO.ca playing his clarinet

子ネコの世界 Koneko No Sekai Land-O-Leet
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: AYBABTU
Anthem: I don't feel like dancing
Capital	<insert name here>'s favourite nightclub
Previous capital	<insert name here>'s ex-wife's house
Largest city	<insert name here>'s home town
Official language(s)	Whatever language <insert name here> speaks
Government	Democracy
National Hero(es)	<insert name here>
Declaration  of Independence	1337
Currency	Mo-money
Religion	Holiday Hawkentology
Major exports	Art
Major imports	Electricity

Biography

NEKO.ca is a Canadian guy. He is a nerd who spends a lot of his time developing: Programming Languages, Games for the Nintendo Wii, Cars, Ways to defeat Oprah, Ways of being a dick with a time machine, Methods to make logic = fact ; fact = [ All your USA are belong to Canada ] = true (The previous statement was in AERO, his programming language), and much more! Also known as Canada-kawaii, NEKO.ca is also an excellent skier, and skied down the very lift line the Quicksilver Express chairlift had its accident on (2 dead, including Oscar Wilde), at the very time it happened (He was 0.02 seconds away from being crushed by a falling chair). Of course, the Quicksilver was designed by Americans, and the old owners of Whistler Mountain, the former location of the lift, went broke due to a lawsuit by That Guy. More Canadians have since bought Whistler out. He has 2 girlfriends: Josefina, the moustached fembot, and Hannah, the half-cat girl. They always follow him around trying to get his love. He is an avid Blu-Ray supporter.

OMFG! PSA!

The Avro Arrow is feared by all!

E-Mails

Subject: Notice

HELLO!

Yo hobie G wazzup in t3h house dawg?

L33TK1NG

Subject: Get lich quick

Herro

Find the way to wearth with the Mirrion-Dorral Pylamid! It incrude the guide to crimbing the pylamid with the gleatest ease. Levear youl financiar skirrs and crimb the pylamid. This is the way to get the ralge money. E-mair me at hoojao@pyramidschemes.cx

Hoo Sung Jao

Info

This user is Canadian …and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!