User:Breakfastpickle

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

uk 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English. uk 2

ca 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Canadian. ca 1

es F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one). es F

fr E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr E

pika X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers. pika X

il P This fucker speaks Igpay Atinlay heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. il P

ht 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML. ht 1

MW 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki. MW 2

17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G

ow 1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow 1

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

Christian rock must die!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, so don't you dare try to ruin my mood or I'll rip you a new anus and stop the bleeding with a dildo-shaped salt lick.

Here are the facts:

• Frank Zappa is God and Tom Waits must be Jesus.
• America should be ashamed of herself that less than half of her residents believe in evolution.
• British people have the greatest accents in the English-speaking world.
• Anime is Japan's long-awaited, meticulously calculated revenge for the atom bomb we dropped on Hiroshima.
• When in Minnesota, make sure to always ask for "pop" and not "soda" or you will be lynched.
• If I was the last human on Earth, man, that would fucking rock.