User:Bob616
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This user has disobeyed the rules of Elvis and has been given a duck to signify thier purpleosity |
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This page is a chicken, if you are allergic to, scared of, or hate chickens a wise move would be to give Fatty Arbuckle before your head asplodes
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Oranges[edit | edit source]
“Oranges are orange!”
“In soviet Russia oranges eat YOU!”
“My balloon is green!”
“Oranges are blue!”
“Yes, oranges are blue”
“I like turnips”
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Spoons[edit | edit source]
A recent survey showed that 80% of people who visit pages that have something to do with spoons are hamsters, and they don't even realise it! Click here for a free hamster test
Spoons are very commonly accused of being green, happy and afraid of the dark, however the truth is that neither of these facts are true. Some true interesting facts about spoons include
- They are in alleigance with the evil forks
- Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with several forks in 1944, creating the powerful sporks
- Some people call them mahashmakakkas
- They hate the spatulas
- They are close friends with the moon
- They provide a source of vitamin q
- If consumed in large amounts they may a splode
- They have NO SPLEENS!!!
- Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with a balloon in 1766 and the spoons and the balloon merged together and made a spalloon
- They are all Nazi-haters
- They are made entirely of Bacon Mist
Zartok, the 11th king of Mushnarr 5[edit | edit source]
This towel being once tried to take over the world, but someone put a sponge in a catapult that was powered by 11 cats and he shrank down to the size of a grape and never bothered anyone ever again
Beans[edit | edit source]
cows go moo
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Cabbage[edit | edit source]
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“Thy mouth babbles like a duck after eating a freshly picked cabbage”
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<--Is your life like this? Well you might try playing golf with a spatula
The goose is John[edit | edit source]
Mr. Hairbrush: OH NO!!!! It's the dish family! AND THEY BROUGHT ALL THIER MOON VILLAGES!! What are we going to do Joseph?!?
Unidentified pigeon #9: I strongly recommend that we reheat all our cabbagebooks.
Dish family: We will not be the cakeflan. Go and eat your own toasty clockburgers.
Mr. Hairbrush: It didn't work!! What do we do???
Chairman Mao: Why, who the devil are you!?!?!
Andre Mothdream: And what are you doing in my pasta field?
Mr. Hairbrush: So it was you that killed Roonboy!
Roonboy: Hey, I'm alive!
Andre Mothdream: What? But how...the stocking...and the Turkeywaffle...how could you open that misinformed blueberry?
Ornamental Clown: I can speak you know!
Dish family: Well of course, liquid is deaf.
Foonlarber: Billefarised Munchkin!
Oompa Loompa #2.5: That is my cork Michael
Chairman Mao: I duly apologise. Please take this fridge as a symbol of my gratification.
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