User:BlakeClark/Bastard

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“...You bastard...”

~ Bill Nye on Bastard
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Bastard is a term used to fit in with retards in puberty. Oscar Wilde, you, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears and <insert name here> are bastards.

Incompetence[edit | edit source]

THIS IS SPAAAARTA!!!

Bastards vary in incompetence. Ninjas are incompetent; however, that has nothing to do with this. Bastard training is for evolution from retard to bastard, and the commander is Oscar Wilde. Its the realization of your bastardity. Effects are revolutionary: AAAAAAAAA!, nobody cares, motherfucker, You Are Gay and you smell. Bastards have content of slag and are authorized as personnel of the Cowardly Navy.