User:Bickies

Brody Bickies mocks your happiness!

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au-X This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers . au-X

en-0 This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). en-0

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). du-0

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G

Typo G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers. Typo G

ah-N This user is a native speaker of Asshat. ah-N

bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs-N

rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers . rh-X

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow-1

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This user has written {{{1}}} articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user has been blocked {{{1}}} times.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.