User:BadWebDiver

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The (Infamously Loveable) Bad Web Diver[edit | edit source]

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This user is a n00b.
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This user only speaks 'Straylyan because it was a required course in school.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers .
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Hello from the Bad Web Diver.

You can find me trolling, lurking, browsing on the IMDb boards and other places. I'm brand new here currently, and still getting the hang of the place.


MY MASTERPIECES!!! PITIFUL CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE AWESOME UNIVERSE OF UNCYCLOPEDIA:

Initial ideas: