User:Alexjohnc3/old

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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user fears the clowns .

This user is a geek.

Sex

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

Sex

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subliminal!

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ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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This user's head A SPLODE.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user should not be trusted.

Note: This is my old userpage. Since I used it for much of the time I was on Uncyclopedia I'm leaving it here. Don't fix any links dead userboxes unless necessary. In fact, just don't edit it unless you have a good reason. Try bothering me first.

“I, Jack Thompson, think that he should be banned from existing. I'll sue.”

~ Jack Thompson

Nobody likes this user because he or she is probably part of the EAC and likes Open Source software. However, this user also finds Uncyclopedia funny and therefore regararded should be of stupid and lacking in the abillity to gremmar rightly.

History

Many people have theorized that he or she is God, but this is still unproven and therefore should be regarded as true or else s/he'll probably smite you.

It is a fact, however, that he or she was once the Pope and also has once been trained as a Nazi by Pope Benedict XVI.

He or she is also known to be the only one to have almost beat AAA in a videogame, Golden Sun, by knocking AAA out and smashing his game. AAA still won without much trouble, but he or she beat Pat Robertson's record, an amazing feat.

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• Your Mom