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Hi there! I'm 1½, if you'd like a hand with anything let me know. I know a bit of coding but nothing particularly special.


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15 years, 9 months and 24 days.


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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
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This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers.
This user only speaks Gaeilge enough to seduce native Gaeilge speakers.
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One day I might have a decent userpage. Actually... that's a lie.


For my own reference (My talk page is far away and hard to find. If you can think of a better excuse, I'll use that one, too.).