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Hi there! I'm 1½, if you'd like a hand with anything let me know. I know a bit of coding but nothing particularly special.


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14 years, 8 months and 12 days.


This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
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This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .
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This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .
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This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers .
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This user only speaks Gaeilge enough to seduce native Gaeilge speakers .
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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One day I might have a decent userpage. Actually... that's a lie.


For my own reference (My talk page is far away and hard to find. If you can think of a better excuse, I'll use that one, too.).