User:1½

Hi there! I'm 1½, if you'd like a hand with anything let me know. I know a bit of coding but nothing particularly special.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
15 years, 8 months and 7 days.

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

teen

This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

du-0

This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

en-X

This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.

fr-X

This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.

it-X

This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers.

ir-X

This user only speaks Gaeilge enough to seduce native Gaeilge speakers.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

No user serviceable parts inside.

One day I might have a decent userpage. Actually... that's a lie.

Navigation menu