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November 19, 2025 • Issue #230 • We're delivering it to your door anyways!

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TropicalPanther gets banned

By Turb0-Sunrise

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?

My userpage gets vandalized

By Turb0-Sunrise

Along with several random user's pages, some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.

Ask Turb0

• Opinions on Chicago? — [nil {{{u1}}}]
• Ew.

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• Do you know what a kilometer is? — [nil {{{u2}}}]
• no

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• Face reveal when? — [nil {{{u3}}}]
• no

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• What country are you from? — [nil {{{u4}}}]
• What do you think

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• You like 3d modeling? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
• Ya like jazz?

From The Logs

• 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)

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• 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)

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• 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)

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• LPTEW yet again
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