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The so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article on Templates/General much funnier than this one.
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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Templates/General. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about '''''. Help those so-called-experts and write one.

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Tehre is an artikel, at Nonsensopedia also about: Templates/General.



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Look up Templates/General in Undictionary, the twisted dictionary
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Look for Templates/General in:
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia,
Wiktionary, the free dictionary that is totally pointless,
Wikisource, where every mindless piece of paper goes.
and finally, search Wikimedia Commons, the place for all your porno!


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"Gracias a uncyclopedia ahora mi gato tiene menos pulgas."

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This is the talk page for discussing improvements to Templates/General.

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Hi there, Templates/General. Thanks for trying out the "Edit this page" feature that makes this site run. Your test has been, or at least will be, removed. I am providing a few links that will help you improve your edits.

If you have any questions or comments, leave a message on my talk page, or at the Village Dump. Thanks in advance for reading this, and I really hope you can contribute much more to Uncyclopedia.

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== Oh Dear... ==
Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Templates, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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Enjoy your Golden Years.
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This former admin was forced into early retirement.
We wish them well during their golden years, and remind them that there's always more work to be done around here.
We still can't pay you, but if you come back, we'll find a spare desk. Just let us know.


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Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.
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=== How to take a crap ===

Taking a crap is great for your health, because it helps clear out your bowels. Learn how to do it like a pro at this page. Read on...

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