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- 05 May 2025: Trump to the Constitution: "You're not the boss of me now!"
- 05 May 2025: We asked our readers if they think Trump is breaking the law
- 04 May 2025: Phil Collins unretires after Earth-shattering orgasm
- 02 May 2025: PBS and NPR too woke to deserve funding
- 30 Apr 2025: US Navy Follows in the Footsteps of the Marines
- 30 Apr 2025: Is Ed Sheeran the next Drake?
- 29 Apr 2025: Attempted invasion by fictional geopolitical group thwarted
- 29 Apr 2025: Spain and Portugal go dark
- 27 Apr 2025: Reporter "Leon Sandcastle" gives his two cents on Shedeur Sanders' massive draft slide
- 26 Apr 2025: Trump believes that 200 countries negotiated trade deals with him
- 25 Apr 2025: Guy who gets Absolutely Zero Pussy Affirms Logic and Reason
- 25 Apr 2025: Local Hyena Appointed Town Crier After Years of 'Crying' Out
- 24 Apr 2025: Man goes to zoo, delivers speech about elephants
- 23 Apr 2025: Upcoming South Park season will be Canadian, guy!
- 23 Apr 2025: Gawr Gura's execution date revealed to be May 1, 2025
- 22 Apr 2025: Chris Rock to star in Vatican comedy Head of Church
- 21 Apr 2025: Pope Francis is dead
- 21 Apr 2025: Democratic Party abolishes itself
- 20 Apr 2025: RFK Shares his wonderful beliefs about autism
- 20 Apr 2025: American citizens scramble to figure out which country they came from
- 19 Apr 2025: Easter Bunny embraces fascism
- 17 Apr 2025: Ashley St. Clair outlives her usefulness
- 15 Apr 2025: 4chan hacked, userbase indifferent
- 13 Apr 2025: Qatar buys the papacy
- 11 Apr 2025: Ms. Rachel detained and deported by ICE
- 09 Apr 2025: US agreed to join Canada as 11th Province
- 07 Apr 2025: Steve's Lava Chicken shut down due to health code violations
- 05 Apr 2025: Trump awarded prestigious award by Greenpeace
- 22 Mar 2025: Delaware proven to not exist
- 21 Mar 2025: Car crash foiled by kid's reflexes
- 20 Mar 2025: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. eats every last panda
- 19 Mar 2025: Asdfghjkldgfhdgjddhga
- 18 Mar 2025: Kardashian and Ye do washed up things
- 17 Mar 2025: Kenyan village overrun by Grues overnight
- 16 Mar 2025: 'Cavemans could have never known to use stone' Psuedoarchaeologist says
- 15 Mar 2025: We have road copters
- 09 Mar 2025: CDC announces wonderful plan to prove vaccines cause autism
- 06 Mar 2025: Mummy Pig's pregnancy sparks paternity drama
- 05 Mar 2025: Doof finally takes over Tri-State Area; World in shock
- 02 Mar 2025: UnNews remembers Michelle Trachtenberg
- 01 Mar 2025: Democrats fight Republican agenda with disapproving tsk-tsks
- 01 Mar 2025: Cinema ceiling makes dramatic entrance during Captain America screening
- 27 Feb 2025: The American Civil War Is Imminent – All Because of Swifties
- 25 Feb 2025: DOGE implements micromanaging
- 23 Feb 2025: Microsoft develops new state of matter
- 22 Feb 2025: Huw Edwards Found Guilty of All Sexual Crimes in History, Ordered to Pay Unprecedented Res...
- 22 Feb 2025: The Secret Magical History You Didn’t Know: The 101st Airborne Division Insignia and the...
- 22 Feb 2025: Kamala Harris announced as new Bond girl after signing with CAA
- 19 Feb 2025: Donald Trump announces military project to build Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte tanks
- 16 Feb 2025: February 2025 UnSports Update with Joe Buck
- 11 Feb 2025: Help Uncyclopedia Buy Weird Al
- 06 Feb 2025: Donald Trump announces grand opening of the Sierra Gaza
- 05 Feb 2025: Biden announced as new Bond after signing with CAA
- 02 Feb 2025: Trump's Taken audition leaked
- 22 Jan 2025: Elon Musk does Nazi salute, to surprise to absolutely nobody
- 21 Jan 2025: NASA bamboozled as North Star disappears
- 20 Jan 2025: America stuck in a time loop
- 19 Jan 2025: CEO OF THE OHIO STATE WIN SKIBIDI SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RIZZ
- 19 Jan 2025: Notre Dame wins college football championship, saves world from brainrot in another univer...
- 19 Jan 2025: Taylor Swift and Hailee Steinfeld set for Celebrity Deathmatch
- 16 Jan 2025: Rams rest starters in first half of playoff game
- 15 Jan 2025: Donald Trump given three Nobel Peace Prizes
- 14 Jan 2025: Who's performing at Trump's inauguration? (2025)
- 13 Jan 2025: Smokey Bear revealed to be the leading cause of fires
- 09 Jan 2025: Donald Trump accidentally sets California ablaze after consuming a gas station burrito
- 31 Dec 2024: Drunk pink elephant sees man at New Years' party
- 25 Dec 2024: Where did coal for naughty kids come from? Santa explains how he once used slave trade
- 22 Dec 2024: Panama Canal threatened by rising sea levels
- 20 Dec 2024: Santa Shot Down Testing Sleigh Config; Christmas Cancelled
- 19 Dec 2024: We asked our readers what they do with horrid itchy Christmas sweaters
- 14 Dec 2024: Kevin McCallister, now NFL player Joe Burrow, finally robbed
- 14 Dec 2024: Luigi apprehended for shooting United Healthcare CEO
- 14 Dec 2024: Google reveals least popular searches of 2024
- 08 Dec 2024: Five Kids found missing in a Chuck E. Cheese Location
- 04 Dec 2024: South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol accidentally declares martial law while ordering pizz...
- 03 Dec 2024: Grover Cleveland pretty depressed after Trump takes his one cool thing
- 27 Nov 2024: KKK grand wizard woke up from a terrible dream last night
- 26 Nov 2024: Drunk Alabama football fan comments on the team's recent performance
- 26 Nov 2024: President pardons Princess Peach and Blossom
- 20 Nov 2024: Bitchless men and pick me girls are now saying "your body my rules" in order to cope with ...
- 15 Nov 2024: Project 2025 delayed, causing riots
- 14 Nov 2024: Epstein pal President-elect Trump picks sex trafficking pedophile Matt Gaetz as attorney g...
- 12 Nov 2024: Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA
- 12 Nov 2024: 10-year old math prodigy just realized Santa can't eat all those cookies
- 12 Nov 2024: Obama smears poop on day care
- 11 Nov 2024: Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan
- 11 Nov 2024: Leopards finally getting ready to eat people's faces next year
- 08 Nov 2024: Kardashian, Aniston endorse bestiality
- 08 Nov 2024: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FREAK
- 07 Nov 2024: Trump just won, so here's a special HowTo about dealing with the hard times that are comin...
- 06 Nov 2024: Biden wins 2024 election
- 06 Nov 2024: NFL player Sam Darnold emerges from election anarchy, crowned GEQBUS
- 06 Nov 2024: Kamala Harris Defeats Donald Trump, Becomes 47th President of USA
- 05 Nov 2024: 2024 U.S. election cancelled, anarchy inevitable
- 03 Nov 2024: Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs"
- 01 Nov 2024: New Drug Craze in Schools "Planing"
- 01 Nov 2024: Peter gets dementia to stop stupid cutaways on next week's Family Guy
- 31 Oct 2024: Trick-or-treat group across the street use "weakest link" Liam to test candy for needles
- 30 Oct 2024: Springfield infant arrested for second Trump shooting
- 29 Oct 2024: Obama encourages dead people: "Don't boo, vote!"
- 28 Oct 2024: Biden shits himself!
- 28 Oct 2024: Astronomers change the name of Betelgeuse so they'll stop summoning an asshole ghost
- 27 Oct 2024: Saw XI's poster design changed again
- 27 Oct 2024: Republican Presidential Candidate Eagle Calls Democrat Vice-Presidential Nominee Animal "U...
- 27 Oct 2024: Trump and Harris tied at exactly 50% in poll of 1,076 pledged Electoral College nominees
- 26 Oct 2024: Biden apologizes
- 26 Oct 2024: UnNews endorses Kamala Harris so the real news doesn't have to
- 24 Oct 2024: Generation Alpha too stupid to drink laundry detergent
- 20 Oct 2024: Trump adds Antonio Brown, Trump Fries to campaign
- 19 Oct 2024: Middle-aged man falls for "jovial prank", is chopped up by a woodchipper
- 17 Oct 2024: Typhlosion faced with rampant sexual harrasment charges
- 16 Oct 2024: Cleveland Browns beginning to regret relationship with "manly man" Deshaun Watson?
- 15 Oct 2024: Studies show that 10 out of 9 people can't use a number line
- 11 Oct 2024: Sean Combs admits to baby oil addiction
- 09 Oct 2024: Ireland's Spy Chief Says Iran and Russia are behind "staggering rise in disco dancing in I...
- 09 Oct 2024: Biden "accidentally" outs himself as Trump endorser
- 08 Oct 2024: Lon Chaney endorses Kamala Harris
- 24 Sep 2024: Journalists falsely accused of misleading the public with takeaways
- 22 Sep 2024: Lucy makes surprise appearance in fighting video game
- 21 Sep 2024: Microsoft's "smart AI" reactivates infamous, shuttered nuclear plant
- 21 Sep 2024: Florida Man fails to shoot Trump, even Trump unimpressed
- 20 Sep 2024: Logan Paul, KSI and Mr. Beast work together in new scheme to feed nuclear waste to childre...
- 11 Sep 2024: Trump and Harris's contentious play date, September 10, 2024 (full transcript)
- 06 Sep 2024: Buckingham Palace converted to Spirit Halloween Store
- 16 Aug 2024: Ukraine finally does something in war with Russia
- 13 Aug 2024: Tommy Wiseau making film on cocaine sharks
- 06 Aug 2024: Kamala Harris announces shark as running mate
- 03 Aug 2024: Jim Cantore going to Florida
- 01 Aug 2024: Trump: How could an Indian be Black?
- 31 Jul 2024: Politician blames wrong person for murders
- 28 Jul 2024: Mr. Beast actually professional fraudster
- 28 Jul 2024: 500 gigabytes of hentai found inside of Tesla's "Full Self Driving" source code
- 26 Jul 2024: Olympic Games begin with Lady Gaga performing
- 25 Jul 2024: Holy shit, cocaine sharks!
- 23 Jul 2024: Biden drops out, Harris now worth something
- 17 Jul 2024: Gang warfare now in Houston due to Hurricane Beryl
- 14 Jul 2024: Brits get their ass kicked
- 14 Jul 2024: Trump gets shot
- 12 Jul 2024: Trump selling even more merch to pay for campaign
- 30 Jun 2024: Americans preparing for Independence Day
- 30 Jun 2024: Stephen Root warns character actors of impending doom: "You're not safe either, Malcolm Mc...
- 28 Jun 2024: Biden Debates Trump (full transcript, June 27, 2024)
- 13 Jun 2024: God deluges Southern Florida in rain
- 07 Jun 2024: Biden apologizes for forgetting about Ukraine
- 04 Jun 2024: Russian government denies Putin entered pride parade
- 01 Jun 2024: Hillbilly first man to touch rainbow
- 01 Jun 2024: Nick News: Donald Trump convicted
- 31 May 2024: American base at South Pole accused of flying US flag upside-down
- 29 May 2024: Michael Jackson back on Earth
- 27 May 2024: Fucking typhoon has two names
- 20 May 2024: Insurance companies give middle-finger to Florida
- 18 May 2024: Israel approves of acquisition of Palestine
- 17 May 2024: Amazon acquires Palestinian territories in shocking global merger
- 13 May 2024: Afroman announces VP in successful campaign
- 10 May 2024: Justin Bieber gives birth to his first child with Hailey Baldwin
- 03 May 2024: YouTube is dead
- 01 May 2024: Washington D.C. stink-bombed by Jihads and Neo-Nazis
- 01 May 2024: Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support
- 31 Mar 2024: Captain of ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge foiled by Upstate NY bridge
- 26 Mar 2024: NFL owners approve speed limit, ban trick plays
- 20 Mar 2024: Paul Atreides Threatens Destruction of Spice Fields, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Weighs in
- 16 Mar 2024: UK mandates sex change for all men
- 08 Mar 2024: Capital Letters Banned at Leeds Trinity University
- 29 Feb 2024: Lousy Smarch weather in the forecast
- 27 Feb 2024: Larry David Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
- 05 Feb 2024: NFL allegedly rigs Super Bowl for Chiefs, Taylor Swift
- 31 Jan 2024: Elon Musk's brain chip is implanted into the first guinea human
- 31 Jan 2024: Theft finally outlawed in Detroit--burglars left without jobs
- 29 Jan 2024: Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices
- 13 Jan 2024: Zelenskyy apprehended at US-Mexican border; applies for asylum
- 01 Jan 2024: Almost Naked Party in Moscow
- 11 Dec 2023: North Pole elves go on strike
- 26 Nov 2023: UnSports NFL update: 2023 belated mid-season edition
- 20 Nov 2023: UnNews remembers Shaft, Bull and Chandler
- 16 Nov 2023: Prime Mini Star Rishi S. wants refugees to be eaten by wild gorillas
- 14 Nov 2023: Saw X still the only logical candidate for Best Picture
- 09 Nov 2023: SAG-AFTRA strike ends so that GOP candidates can act like clowns
- 23 Oct 2023: Scorsese discovers Britney Spears Email song
- 17 Oct 2023: UnNews explains new hashtag
- 06 Oct 2023: Michael Gambon reincarnated as Bonnie Wright's baby
- 02 Oct 2023: Gov picks non-resident senator, delays election, saves democracy
- 30 Sep 2023: Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador.
- 26 Sep 2023: Most everything that happened during Uncyclopedia writers strike
- 25 Sep 2023: Uncyclopedia writers end strike after 146 days
- 23 Aug 2023: U.S government confirms Kermit the Frog to be behind U.F.O hoax
- 22 Aug 2023: Classic style guide
- 19 Aug 2023: Blackdick removed from Saw X
- 30 Jul 2023: Bar fight breaks out at formal dinner party
- 29 Jul 2023: Alected update: Side A will be performed by the parodied artists
- 26 Jul 2023: Why haven't B-listers joined the SAG-AFTRA strike?
- 23 Jul 2023: Twitter bird has mortality problem
- 19 Jul 2023: Scab workers hired on to produce content for UnNews
- 13 Jun 2023: Pat Sajak retiring from Wheel of Fortune
- 12 Jun 2023: Vatican City coup: Cardinal strung up from Sistine Chapel "distraught but alive"
- 06 Jun 2023: Vladimir Putin assassinated by Carrie Mathison
- 05 Jun 2023: Sweden officially declares sex as sport
- 26 May 2023: Paparazzo describes Sussex chase catastrophe
- 25 May 2023: Tina Turner dies at 83
- 10 May 2023: Breaking: Я (Country) Threatens Linguistic Takeover with Я (Letter)
- 09 May 2023: House Considers Cop Smelling Weed Law
- 09 May 2023: Hollywood strikes
- 05 May 2023: UnNews reviews Ed Sheeran's new album
- 02 May 2023: United States prepares to invade Mexico
- 02 May 2023: Uncyclopedia writers go on strike (2023)
- 15 Apr 2023: Joe Biden hit by semi-truck
- 15 Apr 2023: DC announces plan for new bummer Batman films
- 03 Apr 2023: Film with only one frame wins Brendan Fraser an Oscar
- 01 Apr 2023: "TruckerLimboChallenge" hashtag trending in Syracuse, NY
- 16 Mar 2023: TikTok to appoint suggested accounts to the Lords
- 26 Feb 2023: Israel's democracy saved by new superheroine
- 25 Feb 2023: New Florida bill would abolish all pronouns
- 20 Feb 2023: California rolls out automatic car registration for Californian voters
- 06 Feb 2023: "COVID-23" said to spread throughout American airspace
- 05 Feb 2023: Showtime announces Dexter: Bad Blood
- 05 Feb 2023: California Stupidity Hits Biggest Level in Nearly 40 Years
- 11 Jan 2023: Alected
- 07 Jan 2023: British Peace Officers to be Armed with Fortnite Shock Hammers.
- 05 Jan 2023: Viggo Mortensen joins Next James Bond
- 04 Jan 2023: Scooby-Doo Robbed at Gunpoint in London
- 24 Dec 2022: Russia changes its name to Ya
- 21 Dec 2022: North Pole Man Arrested with Guns, Baby Alligator in Sleigh
- 17 Dec 2022: Gremlins hijack local clocks; city panics
- 09 Dec 2022: Ireland Eases Disco Dancing Restrictions
- 07 Dec 2022: Irish Archaeologist Resigns from Post Following Disco Dancing Allegations
- 07 Dec 2022: Scooby-Doo Named Acting Director of Division of Enforcement
- 04 Dec 2022: Actor Kevin Bacon Joins Prime Minister Lettuce
- 04 Dec 2022: Wales Football Fans Forget Words to Their Own National Anthem
- 30 Nov 2022: 2022: The Year in Music
- 26 Nov 2022: San Diego, California Prepares for Annual 'Festival of Boobies'
- 25 Nov 2022: Archaeologist Believes He May Have Finally Found the Lost Extension Cord of Cleopatra
- 23 Nov 2022: Greece Boogieing Precautions Lowered
- 23 Nov 2022: The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster disaster, explained
- 21 Nov 2022: President pardons Türkiye
- 21 Nov 2022: Mexican 'Day of Farts' a Success
- 14 Nov 2022: Dubai criticized for “not producing enough oil”
- 09 Nov 2022: Pinball Machine from King Tut's Tomb Surprises Oxford Archaeologist
- 05 Nov 2022: Should I vote for Mike Doyle or Mike Doyle?
- 04 Nov 2022: Financial markets in chaos after insurers reveal they've all taken policies with each othe...
- 02 Nov 2022: Boston Police Seek International Tease Artist
- 01 Nov 2022: DeleteTwitter hashtag trending on Twitter
- 29 Oct 2022: Poo' Boy: Larry flew away after Elon had paid 44 billions for the bird
- 25 Oct 2022: New product uses AI
- 25 Oct 2022: City Council Might Not Care
- 23 Oct 2022: Lettuce becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
- 20 Oct 2022: Twentieth Covid booster mutates, now everyone loves shots
- 17 Oct 2022: Grammar school students glue themselves to an exhibition room wall
- 16 Oct 2022: Old Man Who Yelled at Cloud Now Requests Mustard
- 15 Oct 2022: Benedict Cumberbatch trash talks Halloween Ends
- 15 Oct 2022: 'Sunday Papers Podcast' Host Greg Fitzsimmons' Sex Tape Becomes Highest-Rated Film in Indi...
- 01 Oct 2022: Russia announces Branschluss
- 30 Sep 2022: Arizona Mothers Scramble to Sell Children before Halloween
- 28 Sep 2022: Pete Davidson to play evil supergenius in new movie
- 25 Sep 2022: Australians Mark October as 'National Fart Month'
- 09 Sep 2022: Queen spoils The Crown ending
- 07 Sep 2022: Postman Pat elected for Prime Minister
- 06 Sep 2022: Winnie the Pooh to star in slasher documentary
- 06 Sep 2022: Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin weathers controversy over Marin cosplay leaks
- 29 Aug 2022: Old man yells at cloud
- 26 Aug 2022: Toilet paper scarcity in Germany
- 21 Aug 2022: Mmm mmm mmm mmm
- 20 Aug 2022: Fashion show in Kyiv (Kiev)
- 12 Aug 2022: ABC waiting for Norman Lear to 'croak'
- 02 Aug 2022: Ayman al-Zawahiri loses a "Connect 4" matchup against Joe Biden
- 30 Jul 2022: Britons mark August as 'National Fart Month'
- 22 Jul 2022: Gentile dies after eating alef-beys cookie
- 21 Jul 2022: Latest Narcissism Wave Grips Los Angeles County, Women Urged to Stay Low for Now
- 19 Jul 2022: Gigli becomes highest grossing film of all time
- 11 Jul 2022: Biggest WTO meeting ever held
- 09 Jul 2022: Musk ends Pornhub takeover citing fake stepmom concerns
- 18 Jun 2022: Eggman Pisses on the Moon, 0 Dead
- 17 Jun 2022: Digital popstar on the loose assaulting people with a leek
- 16 Jun 2022: A fictitious 'Survivor' show is coming to UnNews
- 14 Jun 2022: Japan makes 'online insults' punishable by one year in prison in wake of reality TV star's...
- 14 Jun 2022: I'm a Twihard. Let me explain.
- 08 Jun 2022: UK judge desperate to cancel Julia Louis-Dreyfus
- 03 Jun 2022: Mauve stan protests against Cerulean after 2000 Colour of the Year PTSD
- 01 Jun 2022: Amber Heard: I got caught lying in court and was called out for being a turd. I'm probably...
- 25 May 2022: April Fool's highlights 2022
- 27 Apr 2022: Amber Heard found to literally be a turd
- 26 Apr 2022: Actor, environmentalist professes love of war
- 18 Apr 2022: "Weird Al" Yankovic's 15th album: All you DIDN'T want to know
- 15 Apr 2022: Nick News: Will Smith banned from Oscars
- 08 Apr 2022: New Weird Al song will salute the women of Ukraine
- 07 Apr 2022: Rep. Taylor Greene informs police she does not understand jokes
- 07 Apr 2022: SNL noob Aristotle Athari blasts SNL for lack of screen time
- 02 Apr 2022: Hollywood changes its name to Hollynwood
- 30 Mar 2022: Albert Pujols to Return to St. Louis Cardinals
- 27 Mar 2022: Russia sanctions Peppa Pig
- 27 Mar 2022: COVID-19
- 26 Mar 2022: Russian Invasion of Ukraine
- 26 Mar 2022: ABBA
- 24 Mar 2022: Biden confuses himself
- 21 Mar 2022: Cleveland Browns jilt Baker Mayfield for Deshaun Watson, ignoring all red flags
- 19 Mar 2022: Finland to cut its embarrassing ties with former Imperial overlords
- 19 Mar 2022: Boney M and Dschinghis Khan release pro-Ukraine versions of 'Rasputin' and 'Moskau'
- 12 Mar 2022: Earl kills Queen with covid in NBC reboot
- 12 Mar 2022: UnNews remembers Mark Lanegan
- 03 Mar 2022: Dog bites alien
- 01 Mar 2022: Vladimir Putin's mother issues apology from afterlife
- 17 Feb 2022: Barry Manilow becomes New Zealand's best weapon
- 16 Feb 2022: YouTube restricting views on popular videos by smaller channels
- 12 Feb 2022: Spotify removes Hannah's shoulders
- 09 Feb 2022: Rivers Cuomo loses his sex, again
- 05 Feb 2022: The fork about to invade the spoon
- 04 Feb 2022: The British Association of Rapists and other associations ask for respect for the unvaccin...
- 03 Feb 2022: 2 year old gets potty training books banned in Arkansas
- 31 Jan 2022: Rivers Cuomo takes on Spotify
- 31 Jan 2022: Rams bar athletes in Cincinnati from playing in Super Bowl
- 30 Jan 2022: Boney M removes Neil Young cover from Spotify
- 25 Jan 2022: Bob Saget writes ultimate dirty joke, immediately dies from shock
- 25 Jan 2022: Hundreds of Patients Stuck in Oregon Hospital Beds
- 21 Jan 2022: NSFW fanarts is banned in Malaysia
- 16 Jan 2022: 10-year-old millionaire set to retire
- 08 Jan 2022: Weezer announces Pink Album, gets Death very angry
- 06 Jan 2022: America to ban Aussie slang
- 01 Jan 2022: Weezer's Rivers Cuomo gets promoted
- 22 Dec 2021: UnNews' Interview with God: Part 3
- 08 Dec 2021: Wikipedia bought by Uncyclopedia
- 05 Dec 2021: Eurovision 2022: Iran to replace Hungary
- 02 Dec 2021: Nokia 3310 destroyed
- 01 Dec 2021: Greece: Get vaccinated or Zeus will smite you
- 23 Nov 2021: President Partons turkey
- 20 Nov 2021: Britpop fan reacts to Dexter revival
- 16 Nov 2021: Girl remembers "breakup song" threat all too well
- 12 Nov 2021: Oscar the Grouch, Bert fired from Sesame Street over vaccine mandate
- 20 Oct 2021: NASA fixes supercomputer by turning it off and then back on
- 18 Oct 2021: Windows 11 JBE hits shelves just in time for Christmas
- 20 Sep 2021: US confirms Kabul airstrike did not kill Gabby Petito
- 12 Sep 2021: BREAKING- Condom Shortage in Eastern Oklahoma
- 04 Sep 2021: Millennial ABBA cover group The A*Teens reunite after 40 years
- 16 Aug 2021: Canada 2021 Federal Election kicks off
- 14 Aug 2021: What the hell is going on?
- 06 Aug 2021: R.E.M. members reunite, sign gigantic deal
- 05 Aug 2021: Patrick eats SpongeBob
- 04 Jul 2021: Stairway to Heaven declared worst song ever written, Jimmy Page now sucks
- 03 Jul 2021: O.J. Simpson to make triumphant return to acting
- 01 Jul 2021: Wikipedia finally sued by Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica for plagiarism
- 29 Jun 2021: WikiHow being sued by HowTo for plagiarism
- 24 Jun 2021: The Backyardigans are now castaways
- 23 Jun 2021: Justin Bieber turned into a beaver
- 19 Jun 2021: Paddington 2 declared greatest movie ever made, Citizen Kane now sucks
- 19 Jun 2021: "Isabella is not dead", says the stepmother.
- 19 Jun 2021: Nigeria's Air Force Fucks Its Own People
- 19 Jun 2021: "I was raped with a paper ball, because of Lula", says Serra
- 19 Jun 2021: "Brasil Urgente": José Luiz Datena wants to improve Ibagem de São Paulo
- 19 Jun 2021: "The fights have passed", says Rodrigo Maia in his farewell
- 16 Jun 2021: "Kirby ate my Grandma" City invaded by pink thing
- 09 Jun 2021: Zoos update enclosure rules
- 09 Jun 2021: "Henry Stickmin Completing the Mission!" City attacked by Stickman
- 01 Jun 2021: Tiktok's scientists train users to "scroll down"
- 22 May 2021: John Kerry comes out as a horse
- 19 May 2021: "Donkey Kong told me to": Man robs bananas from supermarket
- 07 May 2021: The Breakfast War Starts
- 05 May 2021: Mike Pence turns into a pickle
- 03 May 2021: Wake up call
- 22 Apr 2021: Toast seen in face of Jesus
- 21 Apr 2021: It's happening again
- 20 Apr 2021: National dogeday ensues, Dogecoin price is pumping, everyone is rich
- 09 Apr 2021: Trolling AI "indistinguishable" from humans
- 06 Apr 2021: Amazon to require workers to wear diapers
- 06 Apr 2021: Lady Gaga's dogs stolen, returned
- 05 Apr 2021: Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift
- 04 Apr 2021: Björk responds to Anti-Asian violence
- 30 Mar 2021: Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup
- 22 Mar 2021: Biden responds to North Korea's "stink" complaints
- 21 Mar 2021: Kevin Sama not guilty of his warcrimes!
- 15 Mar 2021: BMI songwriters to get vaccine next; ASCAP songwriters pissed
- 14 Mar 2021: Charles Grodin Museum reopens to the public
- 10 Mar 2021: Governor Cuomo is screwed
- 08 Mar 2021: Christina Chandler announces her candidacy
- 08 Mar 2021: We sit down with President Biden, and the results will surprise you
- 06 Mar 2021: Turner Classic Movies presents The Happy Coon
- 02 Mar 2021: Mr. Potato Head completes gender transition
- 18 Feb 2021: Just another dead doper and a dirtbag dies
- 18 Feb 2021: Marilyn Manson removed from New Radicals hit
- 17 Feb 2021: Biden will recognize Hillary as 45th President
- 14 Feb 2021: U.S. Senate quits with 57-43 vote
- 14 Feb 2021: Trump accidentally acquitted in Senate; GOP: "Whoopsie"
- 10 Feb 2021: UnNews accidentally prints Lorem Ipsum in its article
- 08 Feb 2021: Local shark killed in "tragic" human attack
- 03 Feb 2021: Activists celebrate Biden's LGBTQ protections
- 27 Jan 2021: UnNews remembers Phil Spector
- 22 Jan 2021: As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far
- 19 Jan 2021: Trump learns truth about travel ban, outrage ensues
- 18 Jan 2021: Trump gets uncredited from everything
- 09 Jan 2021: January 6, 2021
- 01 Jan 2021: 2020 refuses to concede, vows to continue one more year
- 17 Dec 2020: Trump sues Coronavirus for infection fraud
- 16 Dec 2020: Samsung bombed
- 15 Dec 2020: Jesus given one-year ban
- 13 Dec 2020: Glee responsible for 2020
- 11 Dec 2020: English church faces persecution for tequila
- 02 Dec 2020: Girl bleeding everywhere gets white water all over her slide
- 30 Nov 2020: Uncyclopedia updates the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World list
- 24 Nov 2020: Sia attacked over derpy pony
- 23 Nov 2020: Thanksgiving is hella cancelled
- 19 Nov 2020: Trump urges Van Helsing: "STOP THE COUNT!"
- 10 Nov 2020: Horoscopes 9th November
- 08 Nov 2020: Harris gets her period, can't VP-elect
- 08 Nov 2020: Facts destroy satire
- 07 Nov 2020: Joe Biden wins 2020 election, but don't tell anybody
- 05 Nov 2020: Dewey defeats Kanye
- 03 Nov 2020: Mystery of the Dollar Tree shit smears
- 02 Nov 2020: Horoscopes 2nd November
- 28 Oct 2020: Anti-maskers ignore Halloween
- 27 Oct 2020: Horoscopes 26th October
- 23 Oct 2020: Face masks are 5G conspiracy by Silver Shamrock Novelties
- 22 Oct 2020: Horoscopes 19th October
- 10 Oct 2020: Horoscopes 10th October
- 08 Oct 2020: UnNews remembers Eddie Van Halen
- 03 Oct 2020: Mr. Krabs tax returns released
- 03 Oct 2020: Trump tests positive for COVID-19
- 03 Oct 2020: CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus
- 26 Sep 2020: Goodfart convinces Goodheart to hate mathematics
- 25 Sep 2020: Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time
- 24 Sep 2020: Mexican Druglord Invents New Drug
- 23 Sep 2020: Joe Biden to remake The Mask
- 21 Sep 2020: EDP student believes that sin60° is 13/15
- 19 Sep 2020: Russia declares Venus as a Russian Planet
- 11 Sep 2020: Journalists unable to wait for the 20th anniversary of 9/11
- 06 Sep 2020: Trump: Barnabas Collins is controlling Biden
- 05 Sep 2020: KellyAnne Conway, husband to step away from politics, watch Urkel reruns
- 03 Sep 2020: Satanic heavy metal drummer becomes born-again Christian
- 01 Sep 2020: Trump's vocabulary reaches 50 words
- 27 Aug 2020: Van Morrison's brain dies of COVID-19
- 24 Aug 2020: Trump attacks derpy pony
- 18 Aug 2020: Q announces peace between Humans and Ferengi
- 16 Aug 2020: US replaces SAT with CAPTCHA
- 12 Aug 2020: Biden announces recently deceased wrestler Kamala as running mate
- 09 Aug 2020: Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate
- 23 Jul 2020: Death of Anglosaxon England
- 12 Jul 2020: UnNews remembers Ennio Morricone
- 05 Jul 2020: Supreme Court: Woman is not David Byrne's beautiful wife
- 02 Jul 2020: Insert Headline Title Here!
- 29 Jun 2020: The Big Bang Theory pulled for being nerd blackface
- 27 Jun 2020: Homeland renewed for 9th season
- 26 Jun 2020: UC Davis pepper-spray incident
- 25 Jun 2020: Ask Cthulhu/123007
- 24 Jun 2020: The aliens on Proxima Centauri terrified by results of 2016 US Presidential election
- 16 Jun 2020: Cat dies from pickle
- 15 Jun 2020: Albert shown at Boston, Danvers brigde
- 15 Jun 2020: The Police shorten band name over controversy
- 10 Jun 2020: Cops cancelled 25 years too late
- 09 Jun 2020: Same-sex Marriage Legalized in Barbie World
- 06 Jun 2020: A review of College Buddies Number 1
- 30 May 2020: Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus
- 28 May 2020: Brah pops Zit for Bro
- 16 May 2020: JOHN OLIVER STARES DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL
- 14 May 2020: California officials declare Elon Musk's ego essential
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