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Essay in the Jones of text

Style  Guide 06:58, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

I'll do this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 29 November 2009

It'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'll try to get high so I can correctly review this article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:08, 30 November 2009

I'm afraid I don't have any time till the weekend. If anyone wants to do this, feel free to do so. If you can make sense of the article, that is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:40, 2 December 2009

As it happens, this article is currently up for VFH (it was nominated four days ago, but the VFH template hadn't been added to the article, which may be why this was missed). I don't see why it couldn't be Pee Reviewed, but wouldn't suggest anyone making any major changes to this or any article that's VFH--the powers that be (and those who voted on an earlier version) don't seem to like it. Happy editing! Well, not right away. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:38, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

oh. my. god. 18/35. i think i actually understood some of it.. --Anatheron(NOT ANeTHERON) grovfl. 22:26, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Where's the NOT REVIEWED YET - bit? -- Style  Guide 18:53, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

It seems that Anatheron guy removed it, for some reason or other. Also, sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. I'll see to it I do the review in one of the following days. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:58, 17 December 2009

No problem mon. -- Style  Guide 19:03, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

(touchiest bread ) —talk 00:08, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Humour:	ensconcer	Wrapped in a kaftan of phrases, stumbling on little eggshells I found myself in a pretty fruitful mess. As such, tiny pieces of paper kept flying near me and forming shapes that felt almost familiar but I could never quite work them out, like I was trying to remember a dream. A snare a snare, and rodger's knee swam in a thick, natural haze, trying to eat bulrushes whenever she knew she wasn't going to misstep. If I could deviate for a moment, I wouldn't.
Concept:	cumbersome barrettes, like raw spiderling	You plucked things from my hair, but none of them were even slightly insectivorous. I want this discord skin where others could only seek sugar paper; i.e. raiding breath octopus (legs, but only in the vaguest sense)
Prose and formatting:	space for durant	Lags and lags felt for celebrity kept in jar. Roman gods painting pictures of body parts they like the least and don't know how they work exactly, like how a gas stays spherical. Nines, like rice. Girlymaids all popping rims with their god damn trays they found in their dad's oven like it's the costly thing to do. At the same time, alienation is not an option but neither is complete reluctant submission to submission. Capsize the line and declare independance where natal freaks would have sorted codes wonderlessly
Images:	pressing vex	Always always with the DESPERATION, it's not like anyone can SUPPRESS A SOUND UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. #Redirect [[Funny Jokes]]. Bloody condensation, it's like a mirror on the roof of my pupil, or at least how it should be. Traipse, please traipse, show them exactly what a traipse is, remembering it's like immortalising a can of spraypaint. Being told by a machine you forged a banknote that was given to you by another machine.
Miscellaneous:	i cannot	i cannot even well there is always hope
Final Score:	31	THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FROG AND IT HAS JEWEL-LIKE EYES AND EVERYONE WILL JUST PRETEND IT DOESN'T EXIST IN CASE IT PROVES SOMETHING ELSE WRONG. TOUCH IT AND IT WILL FEEL PRESSURELESS
Reviewer:	—talk 00:06, December 18, 2009 (UTC)