Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide/Time is funny
Spend some time on the articles you write. One liners may garner a laugh, but an entire article could be comedy gold. Think about your article. Could it be improved? Can you extend the joke without beating it to death? Do subtle masturbation or erectile dysfunction references make you understand this point better?
Usually, the more time you take to develop a full-bodied article, the better it will be. Take the time to write out and expand your idea. Use the stub template, {{stub}}, if you can't give it the oomph it needs to be finished.
If you need to come back, add the {{construction}} tag, if you don't want it to be touched for a while. But note that if this is placed on any article that is less than 50 words, an admin will push the red button in addition to huffing your article.