UnNews talk:God Rewrites the Bible
This is the best thing ever. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 20:12, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
Awesome. Awe-inspiring. God hath surely blessed this article with flourishment and wittosity. ----OEJ 01:29, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Is that true about bats?? I'm devastated! Keep up the god work, guys --Ning Vrejnyi 11:47, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Um, the 1Ki (& 2Ch) math actually works. Most people fail to take into account the "brim to brim" and "hand breadth thick" brim. Inner brim to inner brim + (2 x hand breadth) = total diameter. I'm just sayin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:11, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- Wups. That should've been "10 cubits - (2 x hand breadth) X pi = (inner) circumference". My bad. You got my gist, anyway. I want it back! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:49, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- i don't think "compass it round about" means measure the inside circumference. but i haven't been to church since easter, so don't go by me. 22:31, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- Well, you know, the whole thing is silly. The Bible says the sea is "round." Does that necessarily make it a perfect circle? I wouldn't think so. And who's measuring this thing, anyway? Did someone go right around the edge with one of those little rolling measuring devices? Yeah... silly.
pillow talk 22:38, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- are you saying God himself cannot create a perfect circle? blasphemy! heresy!...witch! he's a witch! 22:42, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- Circles are Satan's way of making us think about boobies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:47, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- are you saying God himself cannot create a perfect circle? blasphemy! heresy!...witch! he's a witch! 22:42, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- You're taking it too literally. As far as massaging the text to indicate what it means rather than what it says, this is an easy fix (compared to, say, the very correct but very wrong Ussher chronology). You know what happens when you take the Bible literally, don't you? That's right. Scoliosis. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:47, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- Well, you know, the whole thing is silly. The Bible says the sea is "round." Does that necessarily make it a perfect circle? I wouldn't think so. And who's measuring this thing, anyway? Did someone go right around the edge with one of those little rolling measuring devices? Yeah... silly.
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arrrgggghhh this article is teh blasphemous in nature i cant believe how you guys dont like jesus and shit why don't you all follow Conservapedia and write articles about nice kittehs?!?! Sorry, couldn't resist since it seems like no Christian has found this article yet. Nicely written, actually. Keep up the god work. Numero Uno 14:26, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- Get alive with the Jee-man please kthxbai • <14:31, 06 Sep 2008>
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Ha, I found this article today, quite funny!, peace out mon!--Monkeyhuffer 14:46, September 1, 2009 (UTC)