UnNews:Border separation: Don't be fooled by Trump executive order

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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

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WASHINGTON -- Donald Trump signed an executive order ending the separation of immigrant families at the border. But that's only half the story. They'll still be detained in internment camps. Trump is NOT the hero in this scenario. Trump was responsible for this whole fiasco from the get go.

The Great Orange God™ is merely trying to save face in the wake of increasing backlash from all sides of the political divide. Hell, even Republicans are roasting his ass. Orange Julius is trying to take credit for ending the evil inhumanity that he started in the first place.

Trump has falsely accused the Democrats of this sickening policy, when Donny needs to simply look in the mirror to find the real perpetrator. This "man" makes me, and every other decent human being, sick. He's evil. He's a racist, a liar, a fraud, a coward, a bully, a traitor, and completely un-American. To the people who voted for this monster (or rigged the election to help him win), I hope you're happy. The rest of us, a.k.a. decent human beings, aren't. Not one bit.

Oh, and did I mention that children who have already been interned prior to the executive order will continue to be detained for the foreseeable future? Yup. You read that right. And according to Rachel Maddow, JAG Military lawyers (Like the old TV show, JAG) are being brought in as lawyers in this whole mess, something they usually don't do.

Don't be fooled. I'm not. Sorry, Mr. "President"*, I'm not buying your bullshit. Not then, not now, not ever. The damage is done. The writing is on the wall, and I don't mean the one you're trying to build, nor the classic Pink Floyd album. Nor the game show. Nor the Matt Damon flop.

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