UnNews:2013 UnNews Review: March
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15 December 2013
In March, the first flowers of Spring were pushing their heads through the frost. And Uncyclopedia sued Amazon, claiming the retailer had infringed its monopoly on tasteless rape jokes.
Had Unencylopedia's founders won any money, they would almost certainly have splashed out on the new Nintendo Puu.
March 8th was International Women's Day and UnNews made a special plea.
The election of the new Pope made headlines, with the revelation that a Canadian bishop was set to be offered the papacy until he did the Time Warp and that Pope Francisco had forsaken the Vatican to move into a studio apartment.
In foreign affairs, Malik Obama failed to win a seat in the Kenyan parliament after it was revealed that his Kenyan birth certificate was false. Further south, the Queen of England retained sovereignty over the Falklands Islands, beating off her main competitor the Emperor penguin.
While she was securing her most oily outpost, Elizabeth may have missed some of the activity at home. One-time Bright Young Thing David Miliband disappeared from British politics and made a new life for himself in the Alaskan Wilderness, and a town in Devon decided that apostrophes are too hard for the human mind to understand.