UnGames talk:OBS 9000BC

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@OPOSSUM: this entire game feels like a shitpost and i love it Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:15, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Glad you like it, even though it only has two actual pages so far. I plan for this to be a small side-project to tide everyone over before Bust into Boston is finished. It will have a much smaller scope too, probably not even as big as Escape from Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:21, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Ideas for what to add to this game[edit source]

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  • A few more tribes, including:
    • A mountain tribe (the Atmadic, who live near Teyka Peak) that's friendly to both the people of Chichago and the dog-faced people.
    • A neutral seaside tribe (Miskapinitchwan.)
    • A crazy chaotic gang of forest-dwelling nutjobs (whom we will simply call the "arsonists" for now) who burn down every camp they see. Perhaps you could brainwash one of their members into fighting for you.
  • A decent-sized open world, including the dogface village of Nohkachago.
  • A turn-based combat system. Half-added.
  • Aside from enemy tribesmen, you'll also have to deal with mammoths, moose, short-faced bears, sabertooth tigers, fucking dinosaurs, etc.
  • You may even be able to ride dinosaurs.
  • A sledding game, organized by the friendly tribe.
  • A disease that makes you too weak to carry any items.
  • A crudely-drawn map of the region. This will be painted on the wall of a cave, so you won't be able to access it.
  • The ability to carry small portable tents with you, so you can sleep wherever you want.
  • The third item slot could be turned into an extra party member, so you can get a sabertooth, a brainwashed arsonist, or your good friend Kahunga-Chunga, to fight alongside you. Added.
  • And, I'm terribly sorry, a grue. One does feature on the title screen, after all.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 04:30, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

  • Puzzles! Not a lot of those in UnGames. Gergdown had some good ideas with Unnotpron. (You can try the prototype for the first puzzle here!)
  • And finally, an idea for what to do with Hermit Island, which shall not be disclosed.

Is it intentionally spelled Chichago[edit source]

Because the city is spelled Chicago with one h --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:08, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Yes, it is supposed to have two H's. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 20:09, 24 January 2026 (UTC)