UnGames talk:OBS 9000BC

@OPOSSUM: this entire game feels like a shitpost and i love it Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:15, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Glad you like it, even though it only has two actual pages so far. I plan for this to be a small side-project to tide everyone over before Bust into Boston is finished. It will have a much smaller scope too, probably not even as big as Escape from Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:21, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Ideas for what to add to this game

• A few more tribes, including:
  • A mountain tribe (Atmadic) that's friendly to both the people of Chichago and the dog-faced people.
  • A neutral seaside tribe (Miskapinitchwan.)
  • A crazy chaotic gang of forest-dwelling nutjobs (whom we will simply call the "arsonists" for now) who burn down every camp they see. Perhaps you could brainwash one of their members into fighting for you.
• A decent-sized open world, including the dogface village of Nohkachago.
• A turn-based combat system.
• Aside from enemy tribesmen, you'll also have to deal with mammoths, moose, short-faced bears, sabertooth tigers, fucking dinosaurs, etc.
• You may even be able to ride dinosaurs.
• A sledding game, organized by the friendly tribe.
• A disease that makes you too weak to carry any items.
• A crudely-drawn map of the region. This will be painted on the wall of a cave, so you won't be able to access it.
• The ability to carry small portable tents with you, so you can sleep wherever you want.
• The third item slot could be turned into an extra party member, so you can get a sabertooth, a brainwashed arsonist, or your good friend Kahunga-Chunga, to fight alongside you.
• And, I'm terribly sorry, a grue. One does feature on the title screen, after all.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:30, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

More for this game

I might even add background music. I've gotta flesh it out, smooth out the abrupt tone changes, and add more caveman grunts. If it isn't fitting enough, it's gonna go in Bust into Boston.

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OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:19, 8 January 2026 (UTC)