Talk:That old woman next door

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I'd just like to say that this series of articles brings back terrible, terrible childhood memories. Thanks! --Giant Hogweed 06:03, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Then you've seen her, behind the twitching curtain... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:34, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
Two Mormons were walking down the street, and when they got near the house, one of them started toward it, but the other one grabbed his arm and pulled him back. I used to think Mormons weren't afraid of anything, but... --Giant Hogweed 03:47, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
Then you need to write about them and exploit that fear. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:58, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
You mean you lived next to an old woman who Mormons fear who had cats under her porch and a son named Delmar and a grandson named Les who's a pedophile and a granddaughter who attempts to seduce other kids and a daughter who is a vampire prostitute and gets picked up to go to church by her son and gets picked up by a white-haired woman in a blue car chewing on a German Snackard and a house that has a tower and smells like fried food and camel cigarettes and is nocturnal and gets oxygen delivery and is going to explode? Quite frankly, I find that hard to believe. 23:43, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

It's so true!

But what is she really? 20:18, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

What is anyone really? For that matter, what does anything mean? Basically...  c • > • cunwapquc? 23:29, 30 August 2007 (UTC)