Talk:Polar bear

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LOL at the hidden text in the box. Who puttat there? Splaraka?Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:37, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Why remove the poler bears?

I live in Stockholm, Sweden, and I see polar bears on the streets everyday. In fact 80% of all people in Sweden are polar bears, yet this is not mentioned in the article!

Polar Bears in Finland[edit source]

"33th of February" of course it should be 33rd! First is 1st, second is 2nd, third is 3rd, fourth is 4th and so on. 94.237.95.105 03:24, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

And, of course, there are only 32 days in February as well. Shocking, I call it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:52, Dec 15

Good times[edit source]

This reminds me of how I still haven't finished working on UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo. On another note, this article is good, I'm tempted to nominate it at a random given time. My only critique is that the "In Conclusion" section seems to contain more white space than it needs. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:38, 30 January 2011

Aw, thanks Sock. It's not quite finished yet - including the conclusion. I'll give it the final sand and polish once I get back from mourning my father-in-law. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:11, Jan 31
My condolences, UU. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:09, 1 February 2011
Thanks Socky. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:22, Feb 1
And if you're still watching, I'm done. So if you still like it and want to do the random nom thing, do what you will. Just randomly pick a time when there are a few less articles on the VFH queue! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:40, Mar 4

DIET

since we have new intel on the feeding habits of polar bears, I think that now it should be noted that the preferred food of polar bears is "British tourist".