Talk:Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish

Creating page to zap the red link on top of the page. That is all. Aleister 2:38 Festivus MMX

What?!

This is the most ignorant and stupid article I ever read. It's not even that funny! --ComradeSlice, Grue Army (92 Squadron)  15:42, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Horrible, all those factual articles. Absolutely horrible. ~ 16:49, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

How is this factual? The guy was obviously Jewish. Christianity didn't even exist until after he died. --ComradeSlice, Grue Army (92 Squadron)  16:50, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Well, that certainly told you, eh 'Dillo? Maybe you'd better go back to school! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:51, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

God damn it, foiled again! ~ 16:52, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I recommend VFD. --ComradeSlice, Grue Army (92 Squadron)  16:53, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Jesus can't have been Jewish, anyway. If he was, the New Testament would have been full of Mary kvetching at him about how he "had to embarrass us all by being a messiah, not a doctor like Cousin Hymie." Plus I saw him eating a cheeseburger once. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:00, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

What ever happened to being funny and not just stupid? There's nothing funny about this article. --ComradeSlice, Grue Army (92 Squadron)  17:07, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

To be fair, I don't think much of it either. I read it yesterday and it didn't appeal, so I was a little surprised to see it featured today. The moral of the story: we all have different senses of humour, and what doesn't seem funny to one person may be hilarious to another. As enough people voted for this one, it seems someone must like it. Oh well. There'll be another feature tomorrow and it's not worth getting all hot and bothered about this one. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:12, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

"There'll be another feature tomorrow" -- There wasn't! The goop that is this page was featured for two days. Then the next day it fell victim to the Jews. We all knew in the end that the Jews would kill the Christ is Christian article, yet it held on to that cross for an extra 24 hours before uttering to some cloud or passing bird, "Fadda, they dodtknow what da hell theyse doin'" and gave up the ghost. Aleister 1:16 29 12 MMX

Well, that dashes my comforting theory that the Jews exercise secret control over all the media. Spıke ¬ 01:23 29-Dec-10

I object to your objections!

Jesus was obviously Christian. Unless he didn't actually believe in his own teachings. Is that what you're saying? Was Jesus actually an atheist? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:15, 27 December 2010

The followers of Jesus were Jews. Christianity became its own religion a few years after he died. --ComradeSlice, Grue Army (92 Squadron)  17:16, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

There's only one way we can settle this... HOLY WAR!!! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:17, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

HAIL HITLER! SICK HAIL! --RABBITECHNO IS A JEW-BISCUIT 17:23, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I was wondering where you were hiding this afternoon. Just finished school? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:24, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Look people

Here is the ultimate proof of what really happened

~ 17:40, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

What, a blank line? 1234 ~ 17:46, 27 December 2010

That is beyond excellence. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:59, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

How does this prove anything? --ComradeSlice, Grue Army (92 Squadron)  17:50, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh man

ComradeSlice, this is a parody. I already nominated the article to VFD, you can look at the archive. It wasn't nearly as funny then as it is now. What I thought would be funny is if it was featured while still on VFD, so I went ahead and voted for it to get highlighted after it was nominated by someone else. Some forms of humor aren't everyone's cup of tea, and I still think this one is a little troll-y. I'm not sure if anyone actually does think Jesus was a Christian (kind of hard to follow yourself), so it doesn't really make fun of any particular thing. But, nonetheless, enough people seemed to find it funny enough to not only not get deleted, but also get featured. → I am greatSoup? 19:34 27-Dec-10 ←

There is no way this article should ever have been featured. From what I can tell it was first uploaded by the vandal who usually has a 92 IP as a trolling device. Then it was put on VFD where this moron Aliester decided to troll some more, and then some other moron nominated it, or was it the same moron, and someone else must have edited it to put in a joke or two, and here we have the present situation. Can it be unfeatured? Is there a mechanism for that? Why don't we put it on VFD again to see if that would work. Make Mine A Double 20:19, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, you → I am greatSoup? 20:26 27-Dec-10 ←

Who else? *huggles Aleister* 1234 ~ 20:36, 27 December 2010

It's not funny, it's stupid. VFD is probably the way to go about this. --ComradeSlice, Grue Army (92 Squadron)  15:44, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

It's a featured article, it won't go to VFD. Let's call it a day. ~ 17:42, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Your opinion of what is funny is not absolute. As I said, it was already on VFD, and instead all that was managed on there was it getting turned into a featured article for some reason. → I am greatSoup? 19:00 28-Dec-10 ←

You can't have an article go from VFD to VFH to the main page and back to VFD! That's like taking your jeans out of the dryer and still seeing the mayo stain. You don't put them back in the washer, you put them on, one leg at a time. Spıke ¬ 19:19 28-Dec-10

Is Jesus a Jew, Palestinian or some White Christian European?

Although Jesus was born to a Jewish mother, I think that counts.

...and if Jesus was Palestinian instead, he might well be black! + 71.102.12.55 15:30, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

...except that Palestinians aren't black. He'd have been more likely to have been black if he was Jewish rather than ethnically Palestinian. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:45, January 2, 2011 (UTC)