Talk:Isaac Newton

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Chronos, your additions to this article have made it utterly hilarious. Kudos! --Bitwise Platypus 07:06, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)

The Quotations Must Remain![edit source]

Carlb and some IP (the ones who edited it just before I did) changed the quotations, making them drastically unfunny. The quotations as of December 19th made me crack up when I read them, as well as anybody else who read them. I strongly believe they shouldn't be changed, so please, unless you actually have something funnier, don't change them. -- Eshe 9:10, 19 Dec 2005 (EST)


A proposal[edit source]

I thing the entire section before the table of contents should be changed to "An apple fell on his head. Big fucking deal." I think it would be hilarious, maybe we could redistribute that upper part into the rest of the article.

Where's the humor?[edit source]

I am well acquainted with the man in question, and most of this is just unbearable to read. It is random, strange, juvenile, hedonistic, and Suar Krout. Yeah, that bad. This should make sense to most people, and could also use some formatting love in addition to major rewriting. Also, some more and better images MUST be attained. I have added the rewrite tag. Thanks for your time (and thank me for mine), --Ggarfield 17:45, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna rewrite this[edit source]

It's mine! -- exotic Ape (legislate) (Riot Porn) 19:59, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Awesome job dude. :-) Looks A LOT better now... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:47, Aug 12
Thank you -- exotic Ape (legislate) (Riot Porn) 19:56, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Yes sir, I can boogie. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
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A Minor Change[edit source]

Changed the needless rape angle into one including Gritts the Grocer (a character from Happy Families). As this is a featured article, I guess that isn't allowed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:18, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

It's not that one isn't allowed to change a featured article, but I don't particularly like your change. -- exotic Ape (legislate) (Riot Porn) 05:11, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
I thought 'The Town Rapist' idea didn't add the article and thought keeping the apple/'only friend was a a tree' would offer more humour opportunities. I am not saying my idea was brilliant. Anyway as you re-authored this piece, I guess you own it more than me and I should have asked you on your page first. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:42, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
No, you're entitled to edit if you want. And I also agree that the Town Rapist thing isn't the best way to progress the story, but I haven't thought of a better one yet. -- exotic Ape (legislate) (Riot Porn) 07:00, January 20, 2010 (UTC)