Talk:I burning your dog

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People who are against burning your dog "rewrite"

I totally rewrote the People against burning your dog section. I felt the last literation was choppy and inconsistent. I used the same theme as the original author, but I wrote it to fit its own theme. Maybe the name needs to be changed now, I don't know. I also added the quote at the bottom of the section. I don't know, I thought it was funny. --Rane 18:34, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

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Absolutely brilliant. --Chronarion 00:40, 22 Mar 2005 (EST)

I would say this article would fit in just as poorly in the Undictionary, but I don't think this article should be huffed. Its one of a few genuinely inside jokes on the Uncyclopedia. Follow the text "Timmy is stupid" if you don't get it. --Paulgb Talk 18:25, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)

here is the first occurence of it. Yay. Alphax 17:16, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Wonderful translation. But article really short. --TimeStopper 04:11, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Who was the author of the original "I burning your dog" idea? Also, who created the image of "I burning your dog?" Furthermore, why is there not a T-Shirt with this image and the associated text "I burning your dog" as well as a cult phenomenon of young impressionable college students wearing these shirts which I would have sold at a hansome profit? I would have needed permission from the original author, however, unless he is either dead or becomes dead after not originally being dead. Projectjulio 20:59, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

What's this?

If you didn't read the above then you are very clever!

It was I... Thaidog

As coined in the flaming BBQ pits of "The Straight Dope". Further research will indicate that products such as "The Rock in the Box" assist in the the elevation of insanities and subsequent ritualistic dog burning. When post start ot ollok s7ang3 and obsincties fly... dog burning becomes most prevalent.

I wouldn't call that s7ang3. I would call it 1337.

Remember

Never pet a burning dog.

WarDaft 13:31, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't get it.

I wish I did, it's brilliant. But why is it funny?--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 23:45, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Because it's nonsense. Now fly bouncing past carpet arteries, for my action figure does not flip open at the nuclear reaction of computer beans at the ant-filled blue. Blingle flurgle! --General Insineratehymn

The arabic...

Heh... I translated it through Google, and it came out as "D Roy Gnnerop Oh". I'm guessing that's just random Arabic lettering?

Actually it's a transliteration of "i burning your dog", but for some reason the letters are written in reverse - left to right. --Amir E. Aharoni 14:57, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Keep dogs leashed

155.208.231.228 07:24, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Who Created "I Burning Your Dog" article because I want Permission for a Webpage, Shirt and possibly a Pillow Factory.

I understand that the intellectual property agreement undertaken by this site was probably commissioned by a 5-year-old Ugandan refugee, but ir+ir+irregardlessly, it appears that I require either permission of the author OR that I name the author. Either way, I do not want to steal jokes, but rather just use them as if they were my own and write in small letters somewhere off to the side "written by someone else who is not me because if they were me they wouldn't have done anything this creative".

(warning: model not included)

My name is Tyler. I wrote the original article! We will have to meet if you are serious!

What is your username, Tyler?--67.242.219.139 14:59, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde?

Needs some. --156.34.91.83 13:42, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Nah. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

I dogging your burns

Lay-by a+e SCENARIO/

Mark Twain quote

I remember reading this in "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and thought it deserved a place as one of the page quotes:

"There couldn't anything wake them up all over, and make them happy all over, like a dog-fight--unless it might be putting turpentine on a stray dog and setting fire to him."

Nice reference. I've entered the quote at the head of the article. --nldr 01:02, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

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If a dog burn could burn down, how much God turn can a turn God turn?

But seriously, dog, if you want a Chinese Burn just bite me on the ankle

Spitzen homepage Leute

Ihr habt eine schoene Webseite hier, und vielciht schaut Ihr euch auchmal meine an, ok Sex im Internet ist nicht jedermans Sache, aber eben meine erste Homepage. Danke und macht weiter so!

(Please do not attempt to translate this. It is far better as is.) Myocardialinfarction 00:02, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Cool clear side

You have a beautiful website here, and you auchmal vielciht you look at my, ok sex on the Internet is not for everyone, but it is my first website. Thanks and keep it up!

Ich habe eine Frage ...

Darf ich deinen Hund brennen? Ich liebe einen Hund, wen hat gebrannt. --85.178.62.182 16:31, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

I have a question ...

Can I burn your dog? I love a dog who has been burning.