Uncyclopedia:Flamewar Guidelines
A unique perspective
Here at Uncyclopedia, unlike many other encyclopedias, we encourage and support Flamewars. However, a unique distinction is that we support Constructive Flamewars, rather than degenerative ones. While Uncyclopedia is chock full of crap, retarded humor, and general immaturity, we also strive to keep a social standard.
In general, when you partake in a flamewar, please make it Constructive. We suggest the use of Constructicons, Construx, or C++ class contructors.
What constitutes a Constructive Flamewar?
A constructive flamewar is where you build up pages of irrelevant information and add topics to distort the truth to your side, rather than edit pages supporting the other argument. When doing so, please do not use bots, or copy and paste the same page over and over again. This is abusive. What you can do, however, is create many bizarre articles that relate to your point. This is a constructive flamewar, which contributes rather than degrades from Uncyclopedia. You are encouraged to write about completely unrelated topics to push your agenda, but please do not revert/edit out topics that oppose you, because that would mean you have no honor (pretend that phrase was spoken by Worf for the full effect).
Conducting the Flamewar
As a guideline, Create rather than Destroy! We like propaganda, but please at least make an effort, as well. Many stub articles are fun for a while, but do try to fill them in with warped details rather than spew one liners here and there. Longer articles tend to be more fun to read, and ultimately allow you to win a flamewar. For example, "Timmy is stupid!!!" is not as good as "In 1982, the A-Team declared Timmy is stupid." If you are a good enough flame warrior, you may even pick up combatants that join your cause. Inside jokes are addictive. Outside jokes should be brought in before they catch cold, unless they are vicious attack jokes, in which case they should be sent to joke obedience school.
Opening ceremonies and the Initiation of Fire
Each flamer must first curtsey in their schoolgirl uniform before bowing down for the entirety of the prayer to the God of Flaming. A gong must he hit three times prior to the Initiation of Fire. Both flamers must then don suits made of gasoline and plastic wrap and bathe their computers in the glorious flame, which will probably hurt (the computer, not the flamer). If the computer is able to bear the heat for 5 minutes, then and only then can they participate in this activity. This is a prestigious ceremony and can only the most diligent of flamers may participate. Also, people with pie are edible. Bonus points may be awarded to the flamer with the best real-life anime hair, since modern hair technology is capable of such feats.
Or, you could sign up. Or post anonymously. Whatever's easier.
Conclusion
By following these guidelines, our flamewars can be fun, constructive, and ultimately allow your petty arguments to leave a deliciously permament scar on Uncyclopedia. Within these guidelines, flaming and trolling is totally encouraged. Just keep it constructive. Thanks, and this way, we can create a more stupid and horrific Uncyclopedia. If you read enough of this website, your brain will atrophy, thus providing the perfect defense against the zombie hordes.
All your base are belong to us. P.S. I will find my frog.
Post-Conclusion
I am on fire. The flame war flames are making me all burny. I burning your dog. P.P.S. I think I ate your frog. I'm terribly sorry.