Talk:Gaza War

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where are all the other topics  ??

most of this article seems to be saying in an ironic way that the israelis are the good guys -surely you wits can do better than that – Preceding unsigned comment added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

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—fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:32, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

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Ok - a lot of big and little road signs there and oodles of subtext -are you a bit possesive about this article in particular Paizuri ? why might that be ?-- ⦿⨦⨀ Phrage (talk) 10:43, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

HOLY-

-FUCK is this anti-semetic!

and some might say anti emetic-- ⦿⨦⨀ Phrage (talk) 23:49, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Stupid

This article is antizionist and antisemitic. Screw the writer of this article. These are lies.

welcome

Aunty Zion and Unckle Emetic just moved to Hebron (In Palestine) from Russia. Their hobbies include spitting at the locals, emptying their sewage into the village streets of others and building compound walls and fractures.

Why?

Why is this article so anti-semitic? I used to know a Jew. I mean, I know this is Uncyclopedia, but...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 12:58, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

is it? I haven't bothered reading it, but if it is, I think it'd be better to rewrite it (or maybe just straight deleting it,if it turns out to be really unfunny...)
Then again, being against Israel is not the same as being anti-semitic (there probably are those who are both, but you can also disapprove the decisions taken by the Israeli government while also acknowledging that they don't represent the Jewish people as a whole), and making it too "Israel-friendly" might have the inconvenience that it becomes too islamophobic... the Gaza War is a really fucked up thing, man. DaniPine3 (talk) 13:21, 17 August 2024 (UTC)