Talk:Drunk Olympics
| Humour: | 7 | The "skiing back up the mountain" line got a LOL, and a couple in the section on the first games, but the topic has MUCH room for expansion in this dept. |
| Concept: | 10 | Soooo much potential for greatness in here. I'm seeing things like Drunk Table Tennis, Drunken Bobsledding... |
| Prose and formatting: | 4 | Paragraphs are a bit blocky, and with such potential for expansion I think a lot of new headings and whatnot will be incorporated. |
| Images: | 0 | DEFINITELY needs some pictures!! |
| Miscellaneous: | 10 | Cause you're a stand up kinda gent? I don't know... |
| Final Score: | 31 | This can go a great deal further than where its at, but this is a solid foundation. I'm sure I'll be getting some punches in there soon enough!! :) |
| Reviewer: | THINKER 03:18, 12 April 2007 (UTC) | |
Adding Beer Pong??[edit source]
i'm just throwing out the idea... pls consider adding.
Drug testing?[edit source]
I assume the athletes are required to do breathalizer tests afterwards, to ensure no one has cheated by not having traces of alcohol in their systems? Slithy Tove 05:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- Before and after. And, being that the medics administering the tests are also drunk, sometimes during. Mul Lichtenbindts of Norway ran 40 of his 50-yard dash with a breathalyser tube hanging from his mouth (which was being gripped tightly by a very drunken medical technician). He took home the Silver. --THINKER 05:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Drunk Table Tennis[edit source]
If the drunk table tennis match lasted for four days, wouldn't the competitors have eventually sobered up? 66.31.174.231 02:03, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
- Alcohol was continuously injected into their veins while they were playing. --THE 15:21, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
THINKERIZATION[edit source]
This article is now a masterpiece. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:21, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
- Hah, its getting there.. I think one or two more rounds of edits and it'll be ready for another title shot. :) --THINKER 03:26, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
Tom Waits[edit source]
Why is there an image of Billy Joel playing a piano? Wouldn't it be more appropriate with Tom Waits performing The piano has been drinking? Sveasaurus 13:14, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
- Damn, touché. However, Waits himself was not drunk enough to perform Drink the Improbable Drink which was penned specifically for the 2006 games. In his sted, Joel (coming off a bottle of white.. or a bottle of red..) took the stage, and subsequently consumed all the emptied bottled pictured below him. --THINKER 16:05, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
From Pee Review (again)[edit source]
Drunk Olympics[edit source]
This isn't my article, but its improved a lot since it was last reviewed and I was wondering if its nomination worthy.
| Humour: | 6 | Laughed sporadically throughout. Gets a bit repetitive as it progresses |
| Concept: | 8 | Great Idea |
| Prose and formatting: | 6 | Somewhat well written, I suggest Ceridwyn's Proofreading Service to clean it up. Just a little. |
| Images: | 9 | Two great Photoshops (if the second one is a Photoshop) that made me laugh out loud. |
| Miscellaneous: | 5 | A bit too violent and slightly morbid. Occasionally nauseating. |
| Final Score: | 34 | The violence may not be able to be avoided, but try to make more subtle. For example, as opposed to saying "Landing with a sickening crunch some thirty feet away from the designated landing spot" say "Landing in such a way that one watching may not be able to eat for multiple days after." Good luck. And maybe you could review back here or here? Cheerio. |
| Reviewer: | Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC) | |
beer laps?[edit source]
involves chugging beer, running a lap of the track, and repeating until vomiting becomes too violent to continue. Highly recommended. --Man in the Ceiling 02:43, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Ż[edit source]
Copy that letter to the thumb of image, cause "Zubr" sounds lame. We, Polishmen, are proud that we have "Ż" in "Żubr". 83.28.33.88 20:28, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Y THE FUCK CAN'T I EDIT THE ARTICAL?[edit source]
Fuck you, lock, imma go get a blowtorch and then imma go steal Handy Manny's blue hammer and then imma go break that fucking lock so i can edit the motherfucking page. Oh, and by the way, come cum buy a car at Big Bill Hell's, best fucking prices in the state of marryland, guaranteed. Big Bill Hell's Cars: We Fuck Your Wife. Imma go make a fucking sandwich... Oh, and btw, if I remember right, the event was called the "100 meter QWOP".
hyperhippy92 The Game 00:12, March 13, 2011 (UTC)