Talk:Abortion

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The third footnote with the "Mother's Day" quip got me. Amy Rose 23:01, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Can someone add a section for "Pro-Abortion" - perhaps link it to No Child Left Alive? I'm not a particularly funny guy...

Eh, I don't know if that could really fit, given the overall tone of this article. It's written in a way to say that everyone is pro-abortion, except for those wacky left wing nutjobs. Silly liberals and their anti-abortion ways, you know. —Sir SysRq (talk) 14:34, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

I don't really find killing something funny, but I won't edit it, that would be stupid. Maybe someone out there will find humor in this.Drunk Monkey 20:06, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

This is satire. The joke here is that people who are pro choice love abortion. Of course this is not true, but this article is supposed to expose this myth of "abortion enthusiasts" as being a ridiculous misconception pro lifers hold about pro choicers. A lot of jokes on this site are not that obvious, and articles like this require some reading between the lines. If you like in-your-face humor that requires little to no thought, you may not like this website that much. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:41, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Have an abortion, it's excellent.

Sorry about that, I tend to leave stupid comments without thinking about it beforehand. Damn me and my inability to understand humor quickly.(sorry about late response, first time logging in for awhile-dRuNk MoNkEy

someone should create a page for those swimsuit calendars 2001:980:8A99:1:6076:1C4C:1B69:8869 14:47, 14 February 2013 (UTC)