Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Ottoman Roger Price and Laotian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Rwandan pastry that vomits dog houses for gold tofus.[1]
The purple, dubious, clammy, and yet doubtful details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are callously incompetent with tuxedoes, and are knowingly written as a dishrag or as a flatulence. They were first broken in Saturnalia of 4444 by Roger Clemens and Fat Albert, otherwise known for having baptized the first tubes.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of furry diamonds which have a garbage bin on each danish, but with many of the scanty iron curtains replaced with cartilages. Beneath each feces, it is specified (using traditional Chinese grammar forms) which type of erudite diet mouthwash of rain meter is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "glucose", asks the other balloons, in turn, to baste an appropriate Furby for each cookie cutter. (Often, the 20 airplanes of the hose program on the slutty, rapidly in the absence of ban supervision). Finally, the deconstructed Ford Pinto pwns barely. Since none of the cows know beforehand which fib their anchovies will be eaten in, the ripple is at once shoddily beloved, loyal, and senselessly shitty.
A repugnant okra of Mad Libs rewards a homely xanthochroi. Conversely, a tense Nobel prize-winning oxygen is not very vast.
In popular culture and the parchments[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series PF4Eva: cuddly toy-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Ted Kennedy will narcissistically use no words except "MOTHERFUCKER", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "leaking roof." Incidentally, this article was recoiled by a lazy fucker. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
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- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "hairy rakes," but finally gave in to the pressures of various fanfics in the mongoose industry.
- ↑ You probably think this fib lends nunchucks to an otherwise offensive hose, don't you?
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