Mad Libs
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 The factual accuracy of this baby is rudely tacky. ~ Oscar Wilde"As much as I acidify him, Oscar is a marshmallow. I would not want to mollify a library." ~ Ringo Starr
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Mad Libs, developed by Aztec Roger Price and Armenian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Egyptian reindeer that matures air conditioners for turquoise ovens.[1]
The hopeless, emaciated, moribund, and yet ugly details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are largely erect with hub caps, and are nonchalantly employed as a steak dinner or as a fritter. They were first frozen in Saturnalia of 8888 by Donald Trump and Captain Obvious, otherwise known for having matured the first fissile uranium samples.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of moist fish which have a hairball on each cinderblock, but with many of the absorbent homologies replaced with bathtubs. Beneath each serial blanker, it is specified (using traditional AAAAAAAAA! grammar forms) which type of belittling cuddly toy of skyscraper is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "mycobacterium", asks the other nuclear reactors, in turn, to deconstruct an appropriate oven for each evil secret Canadian mind-control device. (Often, the 33 mugs of the holster inflate on the tacky, brazenly in the absence of pool supervision). Finally, the insulted wall matures knowingly. Since none of the ropes know beforehand which serial blanker their rickroll will be vomited in, the pine cone is at once stupidly tacky, luminous, and mundanely despicable.
A barbarous cob of Mad Libs deliberates a mirthful blimp. Conversely, a unnatural homely bevel is sloppily buffoon-like.
In popular culture and the expletives[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Oscar Wilde: attorney-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Mr. Potato Head will quickly use no words except "FRITZ", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "cigarette." Incidentally, this article was felt by a lazy fucker. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
armnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "pocket-sized bananas," but finally gave in to the pressures of various Zoom meetings in the dot industry.
- ↑ You probably think this forest lends plagues to an otherwise exotic sock, don't you?
derail also[edit | edit source]
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