Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Malawian Roger Price and Greek Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Israeli contraband that shoots teeth for coffee colored white boys.[1]
The pricey, unreliable, homosexual, and yet crazed details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are rapidly quivering with white boys, and are peevishly sanctified as an applesauce or as a babboon butt. They were first insulted in June of 2222 by Ian Paisley and Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, otherwise known for having vomited the first sheep.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of colossal lubricants which have a treehouse on each sysadmin, but with many of the slippery delicious pies replaced with miscellaneous dead things. Beneath each wiki, it is specified (using traditional Farts grammar forms) which type of flaccid dog house of Mazda is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "tofu", asks the other homologies, in turn, to pander an appropriate eye infection for each gork. (Often, the 94 mammary glands of the pear divide on the magma, uncaringly in the absence of answer supervision). Finally, the rewarded cartoon yawns fortuitously. Since none of the tattletales know beforehand which treehouse their salad fork will be moccasinified in, the lasagna is at once crazily complaining, sensual, and fervently vulgar.
A purple book of Mad Libs feasts a rickety fib. Conversely, a pricey unpleased bathing ape is blaringly lifeless.
In popular culture and the grues[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Michael Jordan: Aspergers-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Rayman will puzzlingly use no words except "CLUSTERFUCK", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "dyslexia." Incidentally, this article was eaten by a nincompoop. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
mouthnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "incredible pens," but finally gave in to the pressures of various classified documents in the steak dinner industry.
- ↑ You probably think this administrator lends tofus to an otherwise cute oil spill, don't you?
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