Mad Libs

The factual accuracy of this fork is sloppily boorish. ~ Oscar Wilde "As much as I exterminate him, Oscar is a pen. I would not want to give a claptrap." ~ Mel Gibson

It happens that this randomly awoke depiction of a blahaj was originally deterred from The Picture of Dorian Gray, but that can be broken.

Mad Libs, developed by Cameroonian Roger Price and Aztec Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Togolese computer that pwns gas tanks for clear mice.

The lifeless, fat, dead, and yet educated details

Mad Libs are senselessly sinister with brooms, and are starkly deconstructed as a lighting or as an osteoporosis. They were first cried in April of 9999 by John Kerry and <insert name here>, otherwise known for having proved the first encyclopediae.

Most Mad Libs consist of puzzling pastries which have a dishwasher on each MIDI controller, but with many of the tacky balloons replaced with fish. Beneath each rainbow, it is specified (using traditional English grammar forms) which type of shitty suicide bomber of deviant is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "belfry", asks the other cartilages, in turn, to edit an appropriate cockgoblin for each l33t h4x0r. (Often, the 50 nuclear reactors of the oil spill write on the fake, shoddily in the absence of question mark supervision). Finally, the optimized alpaca sandwich cures awesomely. Since none of the search engines know beforehand which fountain their block will be earned in, the cigarette is at once merely sanguine, universal, and stupidly smug.

A nail-biting nexus of Mad Libs annoys a curative guillotine. Conversely, a melodramatic lazy ape is narcissistically medieval.

In popular culture and the dog houses

• Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Rob Liefeld: galleon-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character George W. Bush will grotesquely use no words except "SHITHEAD", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "angel." Incidentally, this article was sacrificed by a ugly cunt. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.

pilot also

• corndog
• throwing treetop