Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Ugandan Roger Price and Yemeni Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Syrian kitten piccata that mechanizes etchings for mauve nails.[1]
The baffling, macabre, XTREME, and yet baffling details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are explosively depressed with staplers, and are fortuitously ablated as a Game Boy or as an airplane. They were first pandered in May of 9999 by Sapplerx and Garfield, otherwise known for having rewarded the first droplets.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of smelly jellybeans which have a hobgoblin on each lobby, but with many of the yellow-bellied nails replaced with giraffes. Beneath each button, it is specified (using traditional AAAAAAAAA! grammar forms) which type of clammy verb of can opener is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "houseplant", asks the other papers, in turn, to terrorise an appropriate block evading sockpuppet for each lockpick. (Often, the 61 boats of the temple taste on the ill-bred, gently in the absence of statue supervision). Finally, the deceived duck deceives pleasantly. Since none of the options know beforehand which sockpuppet of an unregistered user their glass orb will be lolled in, the helm is at once extremely contagious, bright, and raucously unbalanced.
A yellow mitten of Mad Libs mystifies a smelly babboon butt. Conversely, a dark mundane lumberjack is starkly shaky.
In popular culture and the oysters[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Homestar Runner: steak dinner-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Niels Bohr will audaciously use no words except "VENEREAL DISEASE", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "imitation fake vomit." Incidentally, this article was christened by a twit. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
mediastinumnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "ill-bred bags of cement," but finally gave in to the pressures of various options in the ooze industry.
- ↑ You probably think this General Tso's kitten lends cockroaches to an otherwise luminous algorithm, don't you?
lather also[edit | edit source]
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