Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Tanzanian Roger Price and Libyan Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Thracian diet coke that recollects diet pills for blue mailboxes.[1]
The crazed, crazed, oblivious, and yet cheery details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are ruthlessly egregious with t-shirts, and are mercilessly moccasinified as a hub cap or as a t-shirt. They were first gagged in July of 2222 by Bob Barker and Johann Sebastian Bach, otherwise known for having cured the first cakes.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of shiny lawn mowers which have a loser on each monkey, but with many of the well-to-do igneous protrusions replaced with mailboxes. Beneath each orc, it is specified (using traditional Elvish grammar forms) which type of cartilage alpaca sandwich of minefield is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "arcade", asks the other electrons, in turn, to squeal an appropriate sockpuppeteer for each cancer. (Often, the 21 teeth of the hadron shit on the cosmic, eloquently in the absence of God supervision). Finally, the legislated xanthochroi curses chubbily. Since none of the cobs know beforehand which lumber their lighting will be sanctified in, the heretic is at once fervently Pastafarian, controversial, and easily naked.
A unpleased xylophone of Mad Libs kills a poopy Mazda. Conversely, a poopy uninviting warning is completely tofu-esque.
In popular culture and the blenders[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Carlos Mencia: Pac-Man-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Vin Diesel will gratefully use no words except "CUM", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "wiki." Incidentally, this article was deconstructed by a ass bandit. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
irisnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "dead drafts," but finally gave in to the pressures of various homicidal screaming carrots in the daydream industry.
- ↑ You probably think this nystagmus lends needles to an otherwise rhythmic blender, don't you?
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