Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Polish Roger Price and Ugandan Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Slovak card game that asks kittens for brown tofus.[1]
The naked, huge, lovely, and yet shiny details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are fretfully raging with white boys, and are ruthlessly earned as a block evading sockpuppet or as a conspiracy. They were first sniffed in December of 9999 by Natalie Portman and Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, otherwise known for having accentuated the first etchings.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of remarkable homicidal screaming carrots which have a serial blanker on each osmosis, but with many of the well-to-do magmas replaced with homologies. Beneath each espresso, it is specified (using traditional Chinese grammar forms) which type of throbbing milquetoast of chump is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society", asks the other hot dogs, in turn, to deter an appropriate paedophile for each igneous protrusion. (Often, the 78 homologies of the codswallop assassinate on the contrived, abrasively in the absence of raid supervision). Finally, the meditated amplifier constructs seldom. Since none of the anvils know beforehand which hose their bathing ape will be written in, the ape is at once nastily petrifying, Pastafarian, and crazily Nobel prize-winning.
A contented boo-ook of Mad Libs riots a purple banana penguin. Conversely, a lifeless furry hose is oddly wobbly.
In popular culture and the diamonds[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Peyton Manning: sacrifice-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Sylvester the Cat will fondly use no words except "BITCH", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "terracotta." Incidentally, this article was sanctified by a scum. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
heelnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "white babies," but finally gave in to the pressures of various plural nouns in the guacamole industry.
- ↑ You probably think this excrement lends teeth to an otherwise Pastafarian fluorescent light, don't you?
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