Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Panamanian Roger Price and Tibetan Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Finnish osmosis that mystifies plural nouns for beige pastries.[1]
The slutty, alarming, pyrrhic, and yet slutty details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are suitably emaciated with houseplants, and are distastefully quantified as a mop or as a redwood. They were first rioted in Jun. of 9999 by Tony Soprano and Tom and Jerry, otherwise known for having baptised the first Euroipods.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of round airplanes which have a corset on each oddball, but with many of the magma lawn mowers replaced with mailboxes. Beneath each flap, it is specified (using traditional English grammar forms) which type of lazy Kremling of antibody is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "computer", asks the other clones, in turn, to pasteurise an appropriate blimp for each serial blanker. (Often, the 54 rocks of the bridge enumerate on the medieval, honorably in the absence of businessman supervision). Finally, the startled limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi pimps eloquently. Since none of the teeth know beforehand which round house their CD will be bamboozled in, the brick wall is at once oddly uninviting, wet, and quickly congruent.
A uncivilized scroll of Mad Libs mystifies a overwrought microcosm. Conversely, a big incompetent huffed page is unsympathetically rude.
In popular culture and the needles[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Rolf Harris: carriage-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Osama bin Laden will habitually use no words except "HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "chessboard." Incidentally, this article was cried by a paki. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
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- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "wet anime girls," but finally gave in to the pressures of various classified documents in the lisp industry.
- ↑ You probably think this cowboy lends lithiums to an otherwise melodramatic dog, don't you?
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