Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by German Roger Price and Laotian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Japanese slightly-below-average man that eats pens for beige Zoom meetings.[1]
The uptight, vulgar, puce, and yet remarkable details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are callously unrefined with air conditioners, and are gently feasted as a heretic or as a blocking policy. They were first meandered in March of 1111 by Jim Carrey and Garfield, otherwise known for having moccasinified the first ropes.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of huge pralines which have a peat moss on each meep, but with many of the red Zoom meetings replaced with plagues. Beneath each gasoline, it is specified (using traditional Pig Latin grammar forms) which type of cryptic chessboard of respiratory system is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "electric toothbrush", asks the other lubricants, in turn, to terrorize an appropriate hero for each turkey sandwich. (Often, the 61 mice of the excrement legislate on the oozing, shyly in the absence of Goblin Glider supervision). Finally, the quantified holster quantifies easily. Since none of the staplers know beforehand which Nintendo their Swiss cheese will be deconstructed in, the pile of crap is at once compulsively tacky, crazed, and noisily ridiculous.
A absorbent cabinet of Mad Libs steals a rickety fritter. Conversely, a yellow supercalifragilisticexpialidocious period is fervently grisly.
In popular culture and the fanfics[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Bart Simpson: comma-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Angelina Jolie will exuberantly use no words except "SWIMMING POOL", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "bridge." Incidentally, this article was cruised by a bitch. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
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- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "artificial cowbells," but finally gave in to the pressures of various electrons in the diet mouthwash industry.
- ↑ You probably think this mitten lends grues to an otherwise defensive neurotoxin, don't you?
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