UnTunes:Barely Alive (On The 5)

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Now wake up everybody,

You gonna risk yer lives!

You'd better wake your ass up,

for a long-ass fuckin' drive!

Don't matter if you half asleep,

Or your stomach take a dive,

'Cause that's the way we do it

on the Interstate, Interstate,

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

Bare-ly-a-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

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Now when you are in Rome, babe,

Do what the Romans do,

Forget about your signal,

And leave it ticking too!

Don't leave 'em gaps for others,

They'll do the same to you,

Road blocked by 'couple big trucks?

Squeeze RIGHT. BE. TWEEN. THE.

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

That's-what-you-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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This California, baby.

We never heard o' rain!

Makes drivin' way too tough, dude,

To keep you in one lane!

Poor trucker has to stop,

We'll make his life a pain!

We all crash right behind him,

And FORM. A. BIG-ASS.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!

Go-ing-in-SAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!

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We drivin' real rowdy.

But don't worry 'bout bein' towed.

The cops, boy, they'd be crazy,

To drive this fuckin' road.

So let's all take advantage.

We go full psycho mode!

Drive in six lanes at once,

Not all o' which are on this road!

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I'm barely alive!

Who cares about my open trunk?

I'm barely alive!

Here, have all my spilled-out junk!

I'm barely alive!

It's more fun if you're drunk!

I'm barely alive!

Hey, you just knocked off a chunk!

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You bettah bash 'em up!

Or they'll be bashin' you!

You bettah bash 'em up!

It's the only way through!

You bettah bash 'em up!

The motorcycles, too!

You bettah bash 'em up!

'Cause it's a fuckin' zoo!

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This ain't no 101,

All they've got is snails!

This ain't no 101,

We don't care about guard rails!

This ain't no 101,

More like a hiking trail!

This ain't no 101,

Fuck you, get off my tail!

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Get ready for the highway,

Where traffic laws mean jack!

Get ready for the highway,

You betta bring some crack!

Get ready for the highway,

Ten years 'fore you get back!

Get ready for the highway,

Where no one, wants you to, sur-VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

In-ter-state-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

Too-young-to-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

Bare-ly-a-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

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(slower)

So you just got off the 5,

That happened... kinda late,

But all the thrills behind ya now,

So you don't celebrate,

The grass is always greener,

On the side behind the gate,

The chaos, it was made for you,

The 5, damn, it's your MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!

Love and you HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!

You love and you hate.

*Blegh!*