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Hohoho! With the year coming to an end, it wouldn't fit without one final goodbye to the year with a little Gergdown special on top, eh? This is just christmas shit. Hohoho!

Okay i'm gonna stop now 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:43, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Good. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:45, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Is that all there's gonna be to this thread? Well, I'm on vacation in Texas right now, and it's not exactly cold right now. I swear, the weather is determined here by God pulling random words out of a hat. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:46, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I actually planned on this to be a little newsletter of what I've done (that's why I said Gergdown special, i'm not self-biased i swear), but then I clicked the save button too early... and well, now this is the thread. Very unjolly. The weather here is... fucking cold, like frostbite in five minutes cold. I know nothing about Texan weather, but that sounds like Texas, I'll give you that. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:49, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

I went on a walk in 8 degrees Fahrenheit once; that's 13 below zero in Celsius. Oh, boy. Snot was running out of my nose, then immediately hardening on my face. And my hands hurt so bad, not enough layers on those. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:52, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Damn, man. I remember walking to school in negative twenty-one degrees Celsius. Well, my mother drove me TO the school so it's not really a walk... but it was still about a minute away. Man, I had to wear literally everything. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:18, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

I have several questions, including:

• Did you have to wrestle a polar bear? Or maybe that's easy, Canadians do that all the time, don't they?
• How many ski masks were you wearing? Did you look like a 1337 H4X0R with them on?
• Did you get raped by Jack Frost on the way there?
• Did you suffer from frost blindness?
• Or were you already blind?
• Did you look like that still frame of Jack at the end of The Shining?
• Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:25, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Here's my answers:

• Sadly, Polar Bears are too far north, I'm only about 54*N, while the Arctic Circle where the polar bears live is about 60*N. If a polar bear did appear here, I could definitely arm wrestle one. Probably not wrestle, I'll be thrown to Calgary by the end of it.
• 0. I tried to ski once and failed miserably. Thus, I had gained allergies to ski masks from a young age.
• Yeah
• Felt like it was about to happen, but I wasn't outside for long enough.
• Probably not.
• Yeah, definitely.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:36, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

New topic because I don't want to talk about fecking cold experiences forever

Image I made in like a couple of half an hours. Like it guys?!??! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:55, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

cute I like the lil guy he looks so toasty --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:51, 26 December 2025 (UTC)