Forum:My brother is a stalinistic hitler fascist

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Forums: Index > BHOP > My brother is a stalinistic hitler fascist
Note: This topic has been unedited for 5457 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.

my brother, i think he's 21, is goddamn annoying. he's the oldest sibling in the family, which has probably given him the idea that he's automatically the leader of everythinggggg. also he's pretty idiotic, shallow and weak for someone of his age.

okay there's this group right. in it is me, stalinbrother, and four of our male cousins who are otherwise great guys, they share a neutral view on things generally. the six of us like playing this olde game called crash team racing and we organise tournaments every now and then. to hold things together, we decided to make a group on the intarwebz to keep records, rules, messages, whatever. at first, i added some great rules and good-length messages that thrived on a humourous message that didn't get random or unfunny. it pretty much dwarfed my brother's own contributions. in the rules i put forward, i suggested a democracy where all six of us could decide on the ideas we go for. it was great, i loved being helpful in that regard. one day, my brother creates an image for the group that some of cousins think is okay. i suggest how the image could be much better (the critic from pee reveiw, y'all), but he does his usual whiney tactic of walking away and pathetically trying to escape without doing anything. SO i decide it'd best if i did the suggestions myself and made the image i had in mind, and the end result looked great, much, much better. i even spent a while making a logo for the group, and a logo for the tournaments. but then my brother is like "i didn't ask you to make that" and i'm like "i didn't know i had to ask for permission from you, O GREAT CHAIRMAN OF AN INTERNET GROUP. this is a group that everyone can help out on, kthx". so then he uses his admin powers to delete my posts, my images and my moderation powers. so now i refuse to have anything to do with the group. being a sulky bitch is awesome.

so it's like orwell's animal farm, except me and my cousins are the only non-farmyard animals. however my brother, the only boar in the farm, does what napoleon does and kick out the most hard working member of the group, snowball, and then assume an authoritive role, claiming that i was doing naught but shit and then covering up all the good stuff i did.

anyway. my brother does a lot of stuff like that. he's pathetic in general. aren't older brothers ANNOYING?

jamesy has been drinking too much so i think i should really go to bed now. GOODNIGHT. --Nachlader 22:49, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Hi, I'm Led. Who the fuck are you? Also: tl;dr. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:47, Dec 3
Awww, _NOCAJEK_? VT 01:14, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Do you know what's worse than older siblings? Younger siblings. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:35, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, but do you know what's even worse? Uncyclopedia. Some would even say it's the worst, you know. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Dec 4
Obviously, but that's a given. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:27, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
I knew I shouldn't have gone online last night. --Nachlader 09:30, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
So did we. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 19:03, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
i.e. u, o mysterious unknown of the netz. --Nachlader 12:09, 7 December 2008 (UTC)