Forum:I am the One Star Bandit...
...And I have decided, for reasons you don't need to know, to make a humorous take on my plan, on this site, at my article, as a complex part of the plan itself. It was written by SirPropagandaSpreadalotBot1 remaining true to the facts, the only humor being, one kitten huffing reference and one Oscar Wilde quote and one Kayne West quote, which was removed for reasons likely more than justifiable. Obviously, this is not enough, and I make this post here to make you all aware of my plan, and the fact that I want the humorous take on it, on this site, to be truely funny. A variety of experienced comedy experts, edit it many times in all places, make it humorous. Only then can the 500 ft. tall statue of Hideo Kojima on top of the White House originally proposed by SirPropagandaSpreadalotBot1 reach its full significance. You will know why when the time comes, and I do not expect you to understand now.One Star Bandit 08:58, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
- You lose. --User:Nintendorulez 18:20, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
I expected such a response. Hopefully most do not share your opinion. Those who edit the article to be funny shall be rewarded when the Marshmallow Empire comes to power. If I cannot get it done here, then perhaps it can get done at Encyclopædia Dramatica. I would rather it be done here. The Bandit has spoken.One Star Bandit 20:49, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
- One arsed what? -- Sir Mhaille
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- One arsed what? -- Sir Mhaille
One Star Bandit. My other name is the Grey Marshmallow. No edits have been made to the article since I made this topic. Why? I ask that this part of my plan be done by those here. As I said before, rewrite my article in a funny way, and you will be rewarded when the Marshmallow Empire comes to power.One Star Bandit 23:27, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
You are doing what now? --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 02:39, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Read the article One Star Bandit. It is currently mostly correct, still not having been editted. It will let you know the story.One Star Bandit 19:26, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
- I'm confused. Should I baste both sides of the turkey before cooking, or just spoon the juices over it during the roasting process? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:52, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
- Whatever causes the most pain... ~ 17:29, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
The One Star Bandit article has apparently been deleted...A part of my plan destroyed. I won't jump to conclusions, and merely ask why this was done.One Star Bandit 00:59, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
- Perhaps I can help because nobody else seems to be taking you seriously. You baste the turkey both precooking and the spoon thingie during — the basting will add the flavour, the spooning will keep it moist, lest it dry out like the lower anatomy of The Golden Girls. Oh, and don't forget to stuff it with something... might I recommend red beans and rice for a little Spanish crossover? -- Imrealized 04:51, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you ever so much, Imrealized, for making me think of Bea Arthur's business end. I hope your bum falls clean off. If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom, scrubbing my eyes with pumice. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:52, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
- Hey, just be happy I only wrote about ancient vulva and didn't post the pic I have — hmm, maybe I will if I can find it. Best orgy ever! -- Imrealized 18:45, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
- Keep yer damn lemons. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:47, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
- I haven't seen this much Bea Arthur bashing since, well, the last Friar's Club Roast. It's been fun. -- Imrealized 00:44, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- I never want to see Bea Arthur bashing/roasting anyone/anything at all. You have my condolences for ever having to witness that. But you're right, it has been a while, and it's put some fun into this pointless thread. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:44, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- Keep yer damn lemons. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:47, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
- Hey, just be happy I only wrote about ancient vulva and didn't post the pic I have — hmm, maybe I will if I can find it. Best orgy ever! -- Imrealized 18:45, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you ever so much, Imrealized, for making me think of Bea Arthur's business end. I hope your bum falls clean off. If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom, scrubbing my eyes with pumice. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:52, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
Oh yes, this thread is pointless NOW, but it wasn't before my article was deleted. This part of my Plan must occur. Explain why it was deleted.One Star Bandit 21:29, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- So how long do you simmer that sauce, Imrealized? --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:23, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
- Until... now. OK, it should be done. I hope you've been stirring this whole time. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:37, 24 August 2006 (UTC)