Forum:An open letter from Codeine

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I think someone's been intercepting my mail. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:26, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, well, there's not much to report. You really ought to pay that gas bill some time soon, but happily you could save £££'s!!! on your insurance with any one of several companies, and there are at least 8 firms falling over themselves to help you go further into debt with loans, credit cards etc. A couple of charities are offering to take the money from those loans or credit cards off your hands again, and someone signing themselves Olipro Anonymous is making vague threats about publishing some photos of you and the rhinoceros? I was hoping for something more interesting, frankly. Do you use a different address for your magazine subscriptions? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:14, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Sorry. I already took her magazines. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 13:54, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
"Her"? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:11, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Wait...Codeine's a guy? Well, that explains the naked, barely-of-age girls. Man, I'm almost as embarrassed as the time someone pointed out to me that Samus is a chick. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 03:26, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Samus is a girl!? That explains the picture on AAA a little bit better. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 06:25, 9 November 2007 (UTC)