Factcheck.org
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| Industry | Ministry of Truth |
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| Current status | Holding on by a thread |
FactCheck.org, or WeRightYouWrong.com is a for-profit[1] nonprofit website that has the grand goal of increasing[2] reducing deception and misinformation especially when it comes to politics in the United States. They have since branched out to begin enforcing and convincing users of sites such as Instagram and Facebook that the clearly CGI bird they saw crash into the clearly CGI car on the clearly CGI road is "NOT REAL!" It is a project of lesser brained[3] intelligent public policy center members based in Hell[4] Pennsylvania.
The contents of FactCheck.org consist entirely of angry, whiny, man-children[5] intelligent community members who all work together to provide bullshit nonsense[6] accurate information to the greater public. Their current main target is one "Uncyclopedia.co" which according to them has been the source of all misinformation since sometime in 2005[7]. Users can:
- Ask FactCheck: question the validity of
the truthan online rumor - Viral Spiral: the proto-hall of fame, where users proudly display all the awards they gained for debunking yet another claim that Donald Trump is not a space alien[8].
- Mailbag: a page where readers can converse with each other, suck each other off, and report fake news-ers for their internet crimes
History[edit | edit source]
FactCheck.org was first launched in 2003 after a disgruntled CNN employee got tired of all the fake news that they had been belching out for years. He had become popular in society for his "Advertisement Gestapo" reports which kept track of political candidates finances, and reported on things like their PornHub subscriptions and their meth addictions. After (inevitably) getting fired by[9] leaving CNN for being a fan of the truth and not the lie, he was approached by some woman on the street, who suggested that he created a website where he could police the internet, and become the "god of correctness", from which all truth would be disseminated.
He was fired from the site in 2013 after it was exposed that he was running a python based randomizer program on his personal computer that he used to decide the truth of an article, leading to a lot of nonsense being verified.
2004 vice-presidential debate[edit | edit source]
FactCheck.org's first big moment was during the 2004 vice presidential debate between Penis[10] Dick Cheney and John Edwards. Cheney constantly used FactCheck.org as one of his sources on all of his essays, but FactCheck.org fact-checked those claims and labeled them all as WRONG[11]. Their response to his claims was "he's possibly somewhat right, but maybe partially wrong."
It should be noted that when used as a source, Cheney called it FactCheck.com, not .org, which earned him yet another fact check: WRONG for his lies. FactCheck.com coincidentally was an Anti-president Bush website that displayed a gif of Bush's head that spun around while barfing.
2012 presidential election[edit | edit source]
FactCheck.org played a huge role in the 2012 election season between a black guy and an oven mitt. The black guy claimed that the oven mitt did things like import Indians to take American jobs, but in reality it was the black man importing people into the country. FactCheck.org stayed quiet on this, but several years later briefly fact checked the black man as WRONG. They then quickly removed the fact check altogether. The black man, in response, sent a 6,000 page letter to FactCheck.org, calling them racist and bigoted.
2016 presidential election[edit | edit source]
From November 2016 onwards, FactCheck.org published around 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,069 pages of articles fact checking each and every word that came from the mouth of Donald Trump. Trump frequently said such things as "Hillary's bust is a result of botox" and "Clinton? More like clit-ton." Hillary Clinton had donated $45 to FactCheck.org, which granted her protection from their fact checking attacks. Later that year, FactCheck.org signed on as part of Facebook, with the goal office checking everything that didn't need to be fact checked, while allowing all the senile users to keep being fed utter bullshit and conspiracy theories.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Snopes
- Fact check
- Bullshit
- Politics
- Conspiracy theory
- ↑ fact check: WRONG (because we say so)
- ↑ fact check: WRONG! (you bastards)
- ↑ fact check: WRONG (so wrong, we are so smart)
- ↑ fact check: WRONG (we're going to revoke your editing privileges now)
- ↑ fact check: WRONG (more bullshit, we will be tracing your IP address)
- ↑ fact check: WRONG (oh you are fucking dead, DEAD you hear me?)
- ↑ fact check: TRUE (wikipedia is the only source of correctness AFTER us, of course)
- ↑ fact check: TRUE (we hate Trump, because... well, we made the reasons up)
- ↑ fact check: WRONG (I did NOT get fired! I SWEAR!)
- ↑ fact check: WRONG (it's DICK, not penis... huh... they are kinda the same... well, fuck you)
- ↑ fact check: TRUE (we did that just because we hated him!)