Dhar Mann
Dhar Mann, known as Dhar Dhar or Door Man to his loyal supporters and Dharmann bin Laden to the bin Laden family, is a meth seller who, after being arrested by the Feds, is now laundering his meth via a puppet business under the alias of a film production company, named Dhar Man Studios. This puppet business makes money on the side by producing videos which aim to teach morals in the most generic way possible. Did I forget to mention that in his studio, he formed his own religion, which is called Dharmannism.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Dhar Mann Dhar was born in early 1984 as "Dharmann bin Laden", the twenty-first son of Osama bin Laden. As soon as he was born, Dhar Dhar already had big dreams, helping his father accrue wealth by signing profitable deals with oil sheiks. However, when it was revealed that Dhar Dhar wasn't actually Osama's son, and was just some random baby Osama stole, Dhar Dhar sabatoged several of Osama's projects before immigrating to Mexico in 1996.
With $100,000 dollars in his pockets, Dhar Dhar immediately befriended drug dealers and criminals, helping Pablo Escobar sabotaging the FBI, who were looking for him. This enabled him to live a life of luxury, forming a marijuana-producing enterprise in 1999. The business enabled him to bribe immigration officials so they could give him documents which made him an American citizen.
Early business ventures[edit | edit source]
In 2000, Dhar Dhar bribed an Indian family who owned a taxi company in Oakland, California to legally make him their son to evade potential legal scrutiny. At this time, Dhar Dhar knew of Osama's advertising campaign/terrorist bombing that would happen the next year, so he wanted to accrue more wealth. After forming several fraudulent companies for the purpose of laundering the drug sales of his friends, Dhar Dhar wanted to join in the fun, so he formed weGrow in 2010.
Shockingly, Dhar Dhar made the mistake of not masking his funds, making it blatantly obvious he was smuggling meth across the States. To salvage his company, Dhar Dhar converted weGrow from a meth distributor into a retailer of the technology used to make marijuana. This didn't work, and by 2011, Dhar Dhar closed down the stores as the company had been a massive money drain. The Feds did raid the defunct stores, and was able to prosecute Dhar Dhar in 2012, forcing him to realize that he just wasn't cutthroat enough to survive in the industry.
Dhar Mann Studios[edit | edit source]
As a deal with several drug lords who were sympathetic to his cause, in 2018, Dhar Dhar received $1 million in legitimate funds to do as he wished. At that time, Dhar Dhar was watching a Heaven's Gate documentary and thought, "man, why can't I do that". He then realized that he could use the funds he had to make a media company which he named after himself. He began recruiting members of to join his company, primarily choosing to recruit emotionally-traumatized people for no reason at all.
Realizing that a media company not producing media would be dodgy, later that year, Dhar Dhar began releasing videos. He has since recruited washed-up YouTubers like FaZe Rug and SSSniperWolf to his company under the guise of collaboration. He soon realized that under his new company, he could launder meth by replacing the text in all of his meth crates with merch.
Dharmannism[edit | edit source]
In early 2015, Dhar Dhar released his New York Times bestseller, The Dhar Dhar Manifesto. This manifesto documented how a utopia can be built by letting him be the ruler of the New World Order. When he wasn't taken seriously by the real-life version,[1] he founded a cult which is why all the actors have to worship him, or else be let go. In February 2023, some of the actors tried to share their cult experience but were all killed.
Video titles[edit | edit source]
Like many YouTubers his size, Dhar Dhar choses to embellish the title of his videos often, leaking the end to his videos in interesting ways. Now guess which one title is fake and which ones are real:[2]
A. Staff LIE To Scientist, ENDING WILL SHOCK YOU
B. DAUGHTERS TRADE Both THEIR MOMS, They Instantly Regret It
C. Millionaire Finds Out CHILDHOOD LOVE Is HOMELESS, What Happens Next Is Shocking
