UnBusinessCentral Bank

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Welcome to $$$Central Bank $$$

About[edit]

This is the premier bank of UnBusiness. Here, you can open up an account to hold all of your imaginary cash. To start an account or request a job, leave a message on the talk page. No loans will be made without proper collateral. We are the only bank that offers $3000 to start an account, and $100 every month of participation! If you would like to open an account for your business, leave us a message we will discuss the terms. We keep track of all federally insured fundages in our heavily guarded, highly secured Vault, which has only been robbed once.

Accounts[edit]

Employees[edit]

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By starting your career with us, you will actively collect a paycheck to deposit into your very own account! Become a responsible Uncyclopedian, join Central Bank today!

Payday is Monday. *approximately

Employee Room »

Cheques[edit]

Don't forget your complimentary cheque book.

UnBusiness: Legal Tender
January 28th, 2022

Pay to the Order of: {{{1}}}
Amount: ${{{2}}}

Issuer: {{{3}}}     

THIS CHECK IS GRANTED BY $$$Central Bank $$$ OF UNCYCLOPEDIA