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... instance]][[,]] [[I]][[']][[am|m]] [[not]] [[talk]]in' [[about]] [[the]] [[answer]] [[to]] [[life]][[,]] [[the]] [[universe]][[,]] [[and]] [[everything]][[D ... *****[[Ah]][[,]] [[so]] [[to]] [[what]] [[answer]] [[do]] [[you]] [[refer]][[?]]
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... h wood would a [[woodchuck]] chuck if a woodchuck could chuck [[wood]]? To answer this question, a humongous group of [[scientists]] and mathematicians gath ... ==The answer==
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... g with "answer"]] | [[Special:WhatLinksHere/answer|all pages that link to "answer"]])</font></div> default=answer
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... [[bullshit]]. [[You]], our great leader, '''obviously had no idea how to answer it'''. This is because you probably shouldn't have, for many {{C|unimport ... ... oid|If your name is [[George W. Bush]], you are most likely incompetent to answer the phone under any circumstances.}}
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<div id="title-meta" style="display: none"><span style="color: blue">The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything</span></div><span style="position:ab ... '''The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything''' is a concept that concerns the in ...
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... iving the correct answer, cause from now on '''it doesn't matter what your answer is''', '''as long as you feel good about it'''. ... uced the policy, by the inspirational name "'''It doesn't matter what your answer is as long as you feel good about it'''".
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- "Wanna go chuck some snaegs on tha barbeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" (correct answer would be "Bloody oath" or "Wheresa coleslaw?")
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:Answer: This is what you call a tone deaf Discordian.
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... you can still pretend to be wise: When someone asks you a question, don't answer them, just smile and nod your head.
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... any times as required by law; or otherwise infamous crime shall be held to answer thereof, unless possessing a pardon or immunity from the State, except in ... *[[42nd Amendment]] - The ultimate answer to life the universe and everything.
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... ected Society member, "Are you a Klansman?" While any sensible person will answer "No", Society members tend to look up to the Klan as a group that could ac ...
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... at Palin was wise to declare at the beginning of the debate her refusal to answer questions, even though she actually knew the answers to some of them. "[ht ...
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* '''Do not ask, "Who's there?..."''', because the answer is always a swift shuriken to the forehead. Incidentally, non ninja stalki ... * '''Here's your pizza, dude.''' - Answer the door and pay for your [[pizza]]. Unless you were just ABOUT to order, ...
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... an intelligent group of people."But why are they "So damn intelligent?" To answer this question older than time itself let's compare this gentle creature to ...
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... but the hard one is figuring out how to stop people from playing. And the answer is: [[don’t]]. Why break them away from the thing they [[love]] so much ...
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... sy-nanny? I bet you never stuck your mouse in a jar of cheese whiz. If you answer no, that explains everything.</ref> It is also noted that Chinese people s ... ... sked, and rightly so, because no-one speaking English would understand the answer. The English point of view is best summed up by the former rulers of the ...
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... born. Which makes you wonder why they're in Heaven in the first place. The answer is very simple. Because God said so.). The residents of Heaven who are sli ...
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Then, leading scientician [[Carl Sagan]] hit upon the answer - the anomolies were caused by "interference patterns" between the effects ...
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... sor once remarked: "Damn, who do you have to blow to get a job here?" (The answer, by the way, is Terry Michaels, Dean of Sociology, and Mike Pearson, Assis ...
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... t of [[Mogwai]]s named Gizmo, but nevertheless seemed to provide the ideal answer to Batman's problems. The exorbitant selling price he managed to con out o ...
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OK, here's my answer:
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to answer a random Star Wars Trivial Pursuit Question, afterwards you are to re-type ...
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... wing to a close and leading researchers in the field claim that a definite answer will be available to free download by the year [[2666]]. Currently, the th ...
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*Boxers or briefs? Answer: briefs briefs briefs briefs briefs breifs BRIEFS!
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If unable to answer positively to all of these questions, edits must be reverted, with smug co ...
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... that person would like to know that thing as well, torture is usually the answer. Some people might be surprised at how much horrible [[pain]] a person can ...
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Footnotes

  1. ↑ Not really.
  2. ↑ Nice to look at.
  3. ↑ With exactly 1 Chuck Norris reference.
  4. ↑

    “I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.”

    ~ Captain Obvious upon learning the answer
  5. ↑ This very page.
  6. ↑ Don't worry. The terrorists CIA will take care of it.
  7. ↑ The definition of intentional obliviousness.
  8. ↑ This actually makes quite a lot of sense.
  9. ↑ WTF?
  10. ↑ About the least likely place you'd expect to find an answer.
  11. ↑ What makes it so logical is its complete nonsensicalness.
  12. ↑ It may sound nice at first, but you will soon come to realize that any combination of dungeons and dragons is quite perilous.
  13. ↑ Does anyone even read that?
  14. ↑ Hitler is the answer to all your problems.
  15. ↑ Bitch!
  16. ↑ Where?
  17. ↑

    “It was evil I tell ya! It glowed in evil glow!”

    ~ The Amish on everything invented since the Middle Ages
  18. ↑ You'll find out when you complete the final level.
  19. ↑ Glorious Party has answer to everything.
  20. ↑ A place for God's fanatic followers.
  21. ↑ It turns out that, far more often than science, pseudoscience renders the correct answers.
  22. ↑ Where you are taught the wrong answers.
  23. ↑ Gay.
  24. ↑ Blasphemy!
  25. ↑ Surprisingly enough, it has not a single reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
  26. ↑ It's unobtainable. Kinda like the answer you're looking for.
  27. ↑ The winner was evident from the beginning.
  28. ↑ Wikipedia is not the answer.
  29. ↑ Torture, similarly to violence, is often thought to be the answer.
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