An American in Paris

A typical scene.

An American In Paris is a 1966 comedy sketch show about John Jacob Zzyzx (who is strangely British/uncircumcised), a young man who is taking a vacation to Paris, who just wants to have a goddamn normal day with his Peel P50.

The poster of the movie based on An American in Paris called "An American In Paris: The Unfortunate Movie That We Didn't Want to Make But The Public Insisted On It And We Gave Up So Here You Go"

In the middle of every episode there is an part called,... well..."The Middle of the Episode", where Zzyzx meets people like Eric Idle, Igor Stravinsky, and other folk. Not much is known about An American in Paris besides footage and posters.

Known episodes[edit | edit source]


Release date	Name	Season	Episode	Synopsis	The Middle of the Episode charater
February 21th, 1966	N/A	1	1	John Zzyzx misplaces his trusty Peel P50.	Elvis Presley
February 23th, 1966			2	John goes on a trip to America, and gets in an argument with an atheist.	Eric Idle
February 26 or 27th, 1966			N/A	John writes and plays music at a recital for the piano and screws it up.	Igor Stravinsky
N/A	"I'm a Foodie"			John cosplays various food mascots.	Irv Robbins, Burt Baskin (founders of Baskin-Robbins)
N/A	"Professor Rosseforp"			John works as a professor with a cheeky student who always outsmarts him.	Walter Lewin (retired professor from MIT)
Strange gap and no season 2 info.
June 15th 1966	"The Pizza Man Is Coming To Town"	3	7 ¾	John gets pizza and gives utmost respect to the delivery man.	Dr. Zoice
July 28th, 1966 IKEA's 23 aniversary	"IKEA: The Musical!"	3 ½	20	John hosts a big stage operation...in an IKEA.	Oscar Mayer Wienermobile #1111 driver
August 23rd, 1966	N/A	3	4.8	John goes to an alternate dimension via toaster, and sees a flying lawnmower.	N/A
→→→→→→→		Strange gap and no season 4 or 5 info.
dɪˈsɛmbə ˈtwɛntɪəθ, ˈnaɪnˈtiːn ˈnaɪnti sɪks		ˈsɪks	θrij	ʤɒn lɜːnz tuː raɪt ɪn ði aɪ-piː-eɪ ˈsɪstɪm, wɪʧ ˈkɔːzɪz ˈprɒbləmz.	N/A
December 21th, 1966	"Too Big Tree"	6	4	John gets in some Christmas trouble when his tree is too big for his house.	N/A

Development[edit | edit source]

The ear-screeching, head-banging (hanging, and/or exploding), totally off-beat theme song to An American In Paris made in just 10 minutes. WARNING: Has loud parts. We, at Uncyclopedia, do not know how people of the 60s could handle this hellspawn of a song alive. NOTE: The piano in the start-middle section spell out the words: An Am-er-ican in Par-is. YOU BETTER BE READING THIS!

Like said in the opening, not much is known about the development of An American In Paris.

But what we do know are some of the cast:

Farley Hubert Blaine Ptuj as John Zzyzx
Mark Lark Carrison as The Atheist
Andrew Tate as the Peel P50 thief
Papa John as himself
Dr. Zoice as the pizza guy

Controversies[edit | edit source]

Over the years An American In Paris has gotten some minor controversy over the years. For example, 4 months after the first movie's release, a man reportedly went insane after watching it. However, there were no scenes in the flick that could inflict such dramatic occurrences, so the claims have been told as false.

First design for The Stupidly Drawn Out Director's Cut and Behind the Scenes Edition said to speak about the pros of nukes.

Also, people have been referring to the first design of the director's cut edition as a subliminal way to prove to Americans that nuclear warfare was a thing of the future because of its green and black coloring. Still, the claims were found so stupid the theory was abandoned after just 3 days.

The show was highly and lowly perceived as a mix of 2023 and 1960s humor with wordplay as well as utter bullshit nonsense.

Also, scientists have been angered by the finding of a fake equation used to discover the mass of 3,487 apple seeds plus the space-time continuums' length squared.

        l+w+h+z+♥ = F(6)=c¾ − ৳ − (65 ÷ [98 × 3487a]STC)² ≈ €[(±æ + {(¶×ξ)Ω}) × 67% of §³] → √∞

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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An American In Paris: The Unfortunate Movie That We Didn't Want to Make But The Public Insisted On It And We Gave Up So Here You Go: The Stupidly Drawn Out Director's Cut and Behind the Scenes Edition
Another typical scene.
The logo used from the pilot to season 3.
The logo used in later seasons.
The poster for the AAIP sequel: The Useless Sequel That's Just as Bad, If Not Worse, As The First Hellspawn of A Flick
Our popular DVD series "The Uncyclomedia Files" have already covered this strange topic in An Anomaly in Paris.
Farley Hubert Blaine Ptuj also starred in Hinder!: Da Batmitton Axpericence