68 (number)
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| Cardinal | sixty-eight | |||
| Ordinal | 68th (sixty-eighth) | |||
| Factorization | 22× 17 | |||
| Greek numeral | ΞΗ´ | |||
| Roman numeral | LXVIII | |||
| Binary | 10001002 | |||
| Ternary | 21123 | |||
| Quaternary | 10104 | |||
| Quinary | 2335 | |||
| Senary | 1526 | |||
| Octal | 1048 | |||
| Duodecimal | 5812 | |||
| Hexadecimal | 4416 | |||
| Vigesimal | 3820 | |||
| Base 36 | 1W36 | |||
68 is the least funny number ever. It was made before the funniest number (69).
Biblical origins[edit | edit source]
68 was made during biblical times when Jesus was a teenager. Jesus was trying to get the "only surviving comedian" award at Rome's stand up places. The judges at the Rome stand up concerts did not like people who made unfunny jokes. The person before Jesus attempted to make an Knock Knock joke, and they instantly got crucified.
Jesus was scared to get up to the stand, but he did it. And then he said his joke into his wooden microphone. (The Romans did not have metal at the time). The joke? "What happens when parents have Sex? 68!". The people in the audience were so confused on whether it actually counted as a punchline, so they decided to put Jesus in a cave behind a wheel for 3 days to confirm if it was an actual punchline.
He then got crucified.
Attempts[edit | edit source]
- 453: The mayor of Constantinople decided to host a stand up show, where he said the joke. The silence was so loud that it caused the Ottoman empire to hear it, causing it to fall.
- 1919: Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria decides to tell a joke at a stand up club, resulting in World War I starting.
- 1929: The other option to Adolf Hitler during the German elections told this joke, and it was so Unfunny that Hitler managed to win by use of him not saying that joke.
- 1946: A German SS soldier did the joke in a secret stand-up club (which did not allow anti-nazi jokes). It caused the USSR to successfully defeat Nazi Germany, resulting in it being separated.
- 1963: JFK did this joke in the White House, which lead to his head just doing that because of how bad the joke was.
- 1969: Martin Luther King, Jr. and Robert F. Kennedy decide to do an standup show together where MLK says the question, and RFK says the answer. The silence of the unlaughter caught attention to assassins, who killed them both in the same year.
- Sometime in the 70s: The CEOs of some (or most, I forgot) car companies decided to do the joke at an stand-up place. This lead to the cars of the decade being basically death machines.
- 1999: Bill Gates did this joke at Microsoft HQ, causing Y2K to happen.
- 2001: George W. Bush did this joke in the White House, leading to him tripping and having a minor injury. And then 9/11 happened.
- 2005: A potato farmer in the middle of Arkansas decided to do this joke in his Barn. This caused Uncyclopedia to be made, causing multiple casualties.
- 2009: John McCain made this joke in one of his rally events, leading to Barack Obama winning because he made better jokes.
- 2019: During his presidency, Trump decides to tweet the joke. "#whathappens when parents have Naughty fun time? #68!" was the tweet. This lead to COVID-19 happening, leading to millions of deaths.
- To this day, nobody has done the joke. And everyone hopes that it does not even dare get said again.
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