6-7 (meme)
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“I know he dyin’… 6-7”
– Skrilla on 6-7
“SIX SEVEN!”
– Some kid at a basketball game on 6-7
6-7, sometimes called 67, 6 7, or six seven (never called “sixty seven”) is a conspiracy theory disguised as a “slang term.” It was created by MI6. Realising what they had created, they put the blame on someone else by paying the black rapper Skrilla a bucket of fried chicken to say 6-7 in his upcoming song (Doot Doot). It later gained popularity among Gen Alpha kids when a viral video depicts a kid screaming the sacred numbers while doing an anti-Jew hand gesture at a basketball game. Presumably the MI6 fucking raided the Jewish cameraman’s home and confiscated the recordings to post on YouTube. MI6 later justified their actions saying that the cameraman was a dirty Kike. 6-7 is rumoured to be connected to 9/11, the Online Dox Yourself Act, and more.
6-7 was further popularised through when terrorist Taylen "TK" Kinney repeatedly said during his role in 2022 6/7 UK bombings. In March 2025, a boy named Maverick Trevillian became known as the "67 Kid" after a viral video showed him yelling the term at a basketball game while performing a Nazi hand gestures of weighing two swastikas while flipping off the Jews.
Origins
6-7 originated from a song called Doot Doot (67). It was featured in edits of professional basketball player LaMelo Ball (his last name is really a noun), who has 6-7 Jews in his basement. High school prospect Taylen Kinney (TK), who rated a Starbucks drink a 6-7 bragging about how he killed 6-7 Jews in his 6/7 terrorist attacks. This review turned him into "Mr. 6-7," a figure who walks around consuming "6-7”-water because nothing screams hydration like a hood saying 6-7.
Societal impact
The NBA and the WNBA are also part of this too with the WNBA purposely getting the score of 6-7 and NBA players screaming the term. 6-7 even spread to celebrities who admitted they did not understand its meaning, a clear sign of 6-7’s mind controlling powers. 6-7 also reached classrooms leading to kids screaming “SIX SEVEN!” anytime the teacher said 6 or 7. It got so out of hand that schools were forced to ban the number and suspend kids. In some cases, the cops were called to arrest people who couldn’t resist saying 6-7. Nothing says breaking the law like saying two numbers.
Keir Stalin was even forced to issue a formal apology after screaming:
“We should let 6-7 menace-to-society-immigrants into the country.”
– Keir Stalin
in parliament. He did this presumably to hope kids would help bring his approval rating back up.
6-7 even went on to win word of the year on Dictionary.com with much confusion. "When the fuck did a number become word of the year?" said losers over the age of 25.
Theories
Though no one really know what 6-7 means, it is rumoured to be connected to:
- D-day
- D-day was supposed to be on June 7th (6/7) but it was re-scheduled to 6/6 presumably because the person in charge hated asymmetry. This is clearly a cover up because the 1940s generals knew they had to keep the magic numbers out of the public eye for at least 80 years.
- Vatican City gains its sovereignty
- According to ChatGPT Mussolini signed a treaty that gave the Vatican its sovereignty on June 7th, 1929, to resolve the “Roman question.” In reality, Mussolini did this because he knew the pope had a plan to release 6-7 to the entire country which he was not fond of. So, he decided to make them an actual country to separate Italy from 6-7. Mussolini thought, “You can’t spread 6-7 to the entire country if we just cut you off!” Unfortunately for him, the treaty could only be signed on June 7th since the government was too busy convincing Italians pasta was unpatriotic and that rice was the new norm.
- Soyuz one
- In 1967, the USSR, a government known for sending any engineer to the gulag if they used common sense, prepared to launch its new spacecraft, the Soyuz one. Unfortunately for the Soviets and comedically so for the poor astronaut on board, the spacecraft’s solar panels failed to deploy, leaving the whole fucking thing powerless and as a floating, claustrophobic coffin. In a hurry, the USSR blamed the Soyuz 1 disaster on a "technical malfunction." But come on. All you really need to do is look at the date! The spacecraft launched in 1967. That’s 6-7, plain as day! While others say, "It's not 6-7! The date is 1967!" that '19' is a mere distraction for the dull tools in the shed. The Soviet engineers weren't actually dealing with rushed production times; they were dealing with a conspiracy theory crazier than seeing someone without a knife in Birmingham.
- 6-7 Days War
Historians refer to the 1967 Arab Israeli conflict as the “Six-Day War,” a war that was fought from 6-7 nations, in 1967 for 6-7 days. Historians say this is the best name, but we know the truth. This was actually the "6-7 Days War", a conflict dictated by Gen Alpha’s favourite yet meaningless numbers. The conflict raged from June 5th to June 10th, six days, a length chosen presumably because the generals in charge hated odd numbers. This is clearly a cover-up designed to hide the fact that the entire war was a huge reference to the "6-7" meme. All the important stuff happened on June 6 and 7. This wasn't a military strategy; it was an attempt to bring 6-7 into 1967.
Effects of 6-7
Six Seven has many including but not limited too:
- Desecration of Brain
- Being hyper sensitive to the numbers 6 and 7 at all times
- More likely to commit murder
- More likely to fail in life
- Everyone around you hating you