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0, but worse, AKA -1, is the negative first number and used to be a letter of the alphabet. This number is a mixture of the symbol - and the symbol 1. -1 is the first negative number to be created. It is a number used in math when you... idk... maybe when you do minus stuff minus algebra number number meth pluss... That is how you use it.... I think.....
History[edit | edit source]
This number was made by Albert Einstein. He was doing math with Isaac Newton one day, and he tried to go bellow 0. It made a black hole in his room, and he got sucked into it. Newton managed to save Einstein and get rid of it. Einstein was shocked when he got out of it. Newton says that it looked like he had meet God.
“I have never seen any one in my life have a face like that before. The only other face i have seen like that was my own in the mirror.”
He pushed Newton away and sat down on the table. He started writing numbers like 1, 2 and 7. He wondered how he could go bellow zero without starting another black hole. He tried by adding some stuff to the 1. Thus, -1 was created. Nobody cares about -2 and -7. Those are the worst numbers. I would put them bellow 0 in my top 10 worst numbers. So ugly and bad. This number ended up in some math drama with the government of USA. The number was really weird and nobody could almost read it. Research shows that only 0,0000000000001% could actually read this number. It wasn't even on the keyboard. It was confusing for people. Even mathematicians hated it. I mean, you can't find the square root of it. So, it got banned from the USA. Other countries did the same after them, including China. The other negative numbers got banned when they realized that you couldn't find the square root of it.
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| Cardinal | negative one | |||
| Ordinal | -1st (negative first) | |||
Math Formula[edit | edit source]
Einstein figured how to make -1 with this very simple formula. He used many days to make it, but it's an easy formula to understand.
<latex>-1={1\sin+x\min(x,y)\nabla\infty \over something}</latex>
You can get other negative numbers if you do some stuff, but nobody cares about the other negative numbers. They are so bad that nobody wants to create an article about the numbers -2 and bellow.