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AAAAAAAAA!

AAAAAAAAA! – Preceding unsigned comment added by AAAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAAA! • AAAAAAAAA!)

I couldn’t agree more. MrX blow me 14:42, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAA A AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA. AAA AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA: L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:17, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that’s a great point! MrX blow me 04:54, 4 September 2022 (UTC)

AAAAAA AAAAAA L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:53, 4 September 2022 (UTC)

AAA 08:30, 4 September 2022 (UTC)

AA L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:56, 4 September 2022 (UTC)

Dogs. MrX blow me 22:37, 5 September 2022 (UTC)

At least vote and argue and start a war on that page, would ya? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:23, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

 Done Didn't really look like a vote, but I added a dogs section. MrX blow me 15:39, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

I added a cat section because I could Don't really mind what gois where TBH, as long as it is on that page. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:47, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

Cool cool. MrX blow me 15:48, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

Why in heck has this conversation sprouted up from an AAAAAAAAA! joke? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:09, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Because all great _________s start with AAAAAAAAA! MrX blow me 05:05, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

 AAAAAAAAA!, AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAAA!) 02:15, 28 September 2022 (UTC)

Fake blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1,568 years for thinking Fluttershy is better than Rarity. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking Fluttershy is better than Rarity. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:10, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

Well that makes me angry, and when I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... MrX blow me 22:49, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

Weird thing I thought of

= . Hopefully you understand what it means. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:46, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

Uuuuuggghhhh, no I don't. What does it mean? MrX blow me 15:50, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

Vandalism. Vandal is M. As we all know, Willy on Wheels is the symbol for vandalism, thus a wheel is used here to denote the "vandal" part of the equation.

I need to sleep more... ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:54, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

Ah, I see, haha. MrX blow me 15:58, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

I am just wiping myself with tissues: ~~~~. Also I'm actually a human. ^[dubious] L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:18, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

What a useless message, now I look back. What the hell, totally mispplaced, and hilareasly irrelevant to vandal is m. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:24, 15 January 2023 (UTC)

Eh, it's okay lol. MrX blow me 05:05, 16 January 2023 (UTC)

We gotta work on this

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Queen_Elizabeth_II_Finally_Croaks_and_Charles_the_Pedophille_Becomes_His_Majesty_Ruler_of_the_Bri*ish_People – Preceding unsigned comment added by Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk • contribs)

Couldn't you just have piped-linked that? It's a normal UnNews article, albeit a long one. Also, sign your messages, or something. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:21, 9 September 2022 (UTC)

Not much of a start, but I do like those quotes. No need for the late delivery template tho. So far the only real ideas I have are to say that given her son's adulterous lifestyle, he is expected to take British Royal Spending to great new heights, or something. We could also say that in heaven she is being reunited with the love of her life, her cousin (technically they were third cousins, but still). MrX blow me 04:48, 9 September 2022 (UTC)

A troll

On my talk page, a troll left me a message and threatened to kill me. Please help me! Strangely the username matched mine. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:31, 12 September 2022 (UTC)

K I'm on it. MrX blow me 20:42, 12 September 2022 (UTC)

Sooo...

I made around 100 redirects from moving pages around my userspace. First, can you delete every redirect in my userspace exept User:L10nM4st3r/Some random game and any subpages of "How deep does this go". Some are not redirects anymore and are in QVFD using the template you told me not to use. Then you have one of 4 options:

1. Ban me
2. Give me supress redirect rights as I have on the english wikibooks
3. Do the "page deletes" above 1000 more times
4. Ban me

Choose whichever one you want. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:08, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

K, why did you make so many redirects? Yes I can delete them, and I'll probably get to it soon. I might be able to start now, maybe later tonight, maybe tomorrow, maybe this weekend, but it'll happen eventually. Now for my "options":

1. Definitely.
2. We don't have that here.
3. Probably.
4. Definitely.

I'll try to get started soon. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:19, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: ok I deleted some of them. Can you please put the other ones you'd like deleted on QVFD? Go ahead and use that template. Ignore what I said about it earlier. Yeah the stuff might not get archived but I think we'll survive somehow. MrX blow me 05:03, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Thanks! I've tagged some more. Also, your comments make me laugh, at the same time it seems you hate me or something? I made the pages by accident when I made typos and stuff. Now my watchlist is a fucking mess. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:56, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

You don´t need to have all those page on your watchlist, you know. 08:01, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

But it's a funcking pain in the ass to unwatch them. I'm unwatching them now. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:22, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

If I've made you laugh, then I've done my job, and no I do not hate you, not even close. No worries about accidentally making typos stuff. And I should have time to go through and huff some stuff again later today. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:54, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

:!) Am I funny? 0/10, whats your rating. 0 is so unfunny that it would be better if I was banned. 10 is so funny everything I've made is featured. Which is obviously false xD L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:27, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Yes, you are funny. Tough to put a number on it, but basically I'd say your articles have good humor and lots of potential. If you keep working on them, I'm sure they could be VFHworthy in the near future. MrX blow me 18:26, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

HELP IM ON FIRE OH FUCKA I@@@@

Hey, I just found out about this website today, and I would like to know more about it and what is considered funny and not funny, if you could take a look at my articles I've created on my profile and deem it funny or unfunny would be great so I know what to improve and remove, thanks.

Sincerely,

Dick Willie Johnson.

Sodapoppers (talk) 23:27, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

Read UN:HTBFANJS for a basic idea before MrX replies Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:27, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Hey! Yes your articles are considered funny here (this is a place where funny things are considered funny). I'm not sure if Jimmy Mozzarella is quite up to VFH standards, but I wouldn't be surprised if it passes, and I might even vote for featuring it after I have time to read it all, but it's definitely good and funny enough that I will not vote against featuring it. The humor is pretty good, but maybe a little on the bizarre side, which is not necessarily a problem. I'm also gonna clean up some grammar and wording stuff in it when I get a chance, unless someone else does before me. In the meantime, keep up the good work! Cheers. MrX blow me 04:32, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Wow, thanks, I appreciate the feedback! I've been thinking about making a whole saga and story about these wacky characters as well as side characters. Have a good day! Sodapoppers (talk) 04:42, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho, you too, and yeah, having articles with humor that is related in one way or another is always good. MrX blow me 04:47, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

SSD

Could you move whatever was huffed from there into a sub page of my user page? It looks like an interesting concept of an article so I'm going to see if I can re-write it to be not stupid eventually. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:27, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

 Here it is User:Microsoft for POTUS/SSD Cheers. MrX blow me 04:54, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Some IPs are having a stroke

Check Special:NewPages Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:33, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that's the Italian spammer, who I'm pretty sure is Wolverhampton/Walbro. Thanks for point it out. I'm on it. And then I'll get to that other SSD thing. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:35, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Got it, thanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:36, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

79.33.222.75

whois.com/whois shows they are registered through tim.it, a legitimate residential ISP. Could report to abuse@retail.telecomitalia.it and ask them to investigate if the Internet connection is being used for spam/vandalism Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:41, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

We shouldn't report something like this. It's not actual spam, just a douche who likes trolling us. And it's a fairly easy problem to deal with. If we were ever to get a more sophisticated attack, something too hard for us to deal with and something more damaging, then yeah, we should report it. But for now it's fine. MrX blow me 04:46, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Alright, makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:48, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Spontaneous death syndrome

Likely needs to be removed from {{DidYouKnow}} as the article has been deleted. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:01, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Good catch, thanks. MrX blow me 18:28, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

AI Generated

This page is just a random video. I can't listen to the audio (computer problems), but video contents don't seem interesting. Do you think this should be marked for deletion? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:41, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

Huffed MrX blow me 18:31, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

VFD and QVFD

There's a very large backlog that probably needs to be reviewed. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:41, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

Eh, I've seen larger. I'm gonna work on those protection requests and maybe get to the D's another time. MrX blow me 22:02, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

Alright Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:18, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

Looks like Kippy got em :) MrX blow me 05:42, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

ORA MI SUICIDO I SUICIDE MYSELF I'M DRUNK OK

Italian spam or an IP editor with a stroke.

Make an AbuseFilter to catch stupidly short articles with very long titles. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:37, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

Also try:

article_namespace == 0 & "e godiamoci pure questa linea con descrizioni generiche sennò ci stangano subito e qui bisogna essere rapidi ed invisibili" in lcase(added_lines)

Actually we don't wanna add anything to the abuse filter unless we're having some serious problems. We already get false positives from the abuse filter all the time. MrX blow me 05:44, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

Makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:12, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Ultraviolet

Is this allowed?

If so, please protect Uncyclopedia:Ultraviolet/configuration.json and Uncyclopedia:RedWarn/configuration.json to extended confirmed protection so that people besides me, admins, and other extended confirmed users can't edit it and screw up the configuration for everyone else. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Microsoft for POTUS (talk • contribs)

I think that's fine. What exactly is it? Just out of curiosity. The Wikipedia page on it is incredibly vague, actually surprisingly. One of the few things they're truly good at is documenting their excessive bureaucracy and stuff. Looks like that page already was protected. If you need anything else protected just let me know or post it on the Cassie talk protection requests page. MrX blow me 23:24, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

Similar to RedWarn, but sort of a re-branding/they added more features. My understanding is that, eventually, they will stop updating RedWarn, and move their new ideas to Ultraviolet. And yeah, got it, thanks. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:44, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

Brogo

See here

This user keeps "fixing" problems that are certainly not broken. They persistently delete talk page messages warning them about this. I left a message at the top of their talk page saying "Older warnings and/or other comments on this page have been removed, but are still viewable in the page history", for the sake of transparency, while also allowing him to control his own talk page and organize it, but he reverted this too using the edit summary "ce <- click there".

Additionally, not only did he revert that addition, he also removed your block message, Zana's warning message, and my question about why he keeps removing legitimate things, all in that same edit.

Brogo has good intentions, but most of their edits are, at best, fixing imaginary problems, and, at worst, screwing talk pages up.

I'd like your opinion on what to do next. Thanks. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:16, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

Looks like he got blocked, almost assuredly rightfully so, thought I haven't really looked at everything he's done recently. In my opinion, Brogo's behavior is always one mistake away from another block. Yes, he's almost always correct with his grammar corrections, but he often changes articles in ways that makes them significantly less funny. When he does that, just go ahead and revert any/all of it. He can also be quite a dick.

As for removing stuff from his own talk page, I think that's fine. It's his talk page, he doesn't have to keep warnings on it if he doesn't want to. MrX blow me 23:30, 26 September 2022 (UTC)

That makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:43, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

Ideas about Italian vandalism etc.

Maybe we should require users to sign up before they can create pages (but they can still edit while logged out). Most vandals are not very bright and will use a very similar pattern of usernames that makes them easier to detect. Also, a lot of the articles created by signed-out users don't make much sense.

Additionally, this is just my opinion, but I would advise against leaving theories in your edit summary or block reason about who a specific vandal is. It might make them feel like they're getting attention. I'm not entirely against theorizing a vandal's identity (especially if they're harassing many communities or making death threats, in which case you could report them to their ISP or similar), but it's not a good idea to tell them who you think they are. Just my opinion though. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:16, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

If it becomes a bigger problem, we might start requiring users to have accounts to create pages. But for now, we need as few barriers as possible to get people to participate. As for the summaries when blocking, I don't care if the vandal feels they're getting attention. We need to track patterns, and sometimes these guys go dormant for months and then reappear. MrX blow me 22:46, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

Fair Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:51, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

Kakun

All I did was add a the category [[category:penis]] to a page he was editing as a joke. It was a single edit that could easily be reverted, he said I was annoying him, and blocked me for an entire month. I just wanted to make him laugh.—Crocotta1 02:15, 1 October 2022 (UTC)

That was not the only thing you did, not even close. If you need a recap, look at Kakun's talk page, it's a good generalized sample of your behavior here. Your extremely cringeworthy whining about circumcision is not what Uncyclopedia is for. You've been warned about this multiple times. I was hoping the month off would have given you time to think about it, calm down, and come back with a better attitude. I guess you're oblivious. MrX blow me 05:13, 1 October 2022 (UTC)

And one other thing: Crocotta, I understand why you dislike circumcision, but you do not need to add it to (talk) pages that have nothing to do with it. I also don't know if it's just me, but your weird messages about an eight-year-old character's "uncut penis" or something likely makes people uncomfortable. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:21, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

I second Microsoft with this. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:30, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

And, also, Crocotta: complaining about circumcision belongs on this article. It doesn't go on this one. Also, this is an example of you failing to understand exactly what you were blocked for and why. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:34, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Indeed. Crocotta you are definitely capable of writing funny stuff, so please keep that up. MrX blow me 05:04, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Brogo, again

Alright, yeah, I know removing warnings from his talk page isn't really a problem per se, but it's more about the context of it and the way he does it. Whenever he's warned for, say, blanking an entire page for inexplicable reasons, he 1) removes the warning, and then, 2) does the same thing all over again. If he removed it and then didn't repeat the exact same problem, I wouldn't care. But, in this case, it feels like instead of doing it for organization or customization, he just wants to remove traces of being warned for doing the same thing over and over again.

Also, Ultraviolet and Redwarn both check the warnings visible on the talk page to give a recommendation of which tier level of warnings to use. With Brogo, whenever warning or messaging him, you have to carefully go through his (very long) talk page history to figure out if he has a history of doing the same thing (and he usually does).

The next problem I have is how he goes about sending his replies. Nothing he writes makes any sense, and when it comes close to making sense, it begins to border on being disruptive (like when he added a pointless asterisk to ARandomPage's comment header). Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:15, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

And, yeah, I was too aggressive/hostile earlier. I was in a grumpy mood and shouldn't have let it interfere with editing, that's on me, but I still stand by what I've said about him being disruptive, although I shouldn't have said that I think he might be acting in bad faith, or said that he's acting like Gale5050. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:18, 8 October 2022 (UTC)

I hear you, and yeah I agree that Brogo's way of communicating is very annoying and sometimes nearly impossible to understand. MrX blow me 05:02, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, thanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:32, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

That IP making stupid edits

Oh, yeah, WMF seems to think they're a persistent sock/troll: https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/198.14.216.235. Apparently they're the "Bob Singleton vandal", whatever that means. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:37, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Interesting. MrX blow me 20:32, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Oh yeah, iirc, I saw another IP doing the same thing once. Could be wrong though. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:08, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Mediawiki continues to be stupid

File:Normal pills.jpg The new image I uploaded just shows up as the old one but stretched out. I know this fixes itself after a few hours but it still pisses me off. This isn't the first time I've seen it happen, either. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 19:19, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Try using ?action=purge Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:55, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

If it's okay with you, I'm going to use a Wikimedia Commons image instead of the one you have, as it's free-to-use and illustrates nearly the exact same thing. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:08, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Did you upload it with a different name? MrX blow me 20:32, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Yes and no. I redirected Normal pills to the existing WM Commons image. They depict/mean the same thing, but the WM Commons version has better licensing details and is higher-quality. You can revert it if you want. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:24, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

Hmm, k I'll take a closer look soon. MrX blow me 05:59, 10 October 2022 (UTC)

The hell

Special:Contributions/79.35.153.20 - what is this IP doing? Reminds me of the Italian guy, not surer_{typo fixed} though. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:45, 10 October 2022 (UTC)

I don't know what your problem is, looks good to me, lol yeah I'm on it, thanks for pointing this out. Cheers. MrX blow me 05:59, 10 October 2022 (UTC)

I'm a programer

Ironic that I can't type programmer properly, eh? Even more ironic, I don't know what 1 + 1 is, or 5 / 0. I'll figure it out. Someday. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:58, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

Nobody knows. Most scholars have labeled those problems unsolvable. MrX blow me 16:06, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

See https://www.mathsisfun.com/numbers/dividing-by-zero.html for how to summon black holes. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:30, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Hmm ok that looks cool. MrX blow me 17:22, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

NBA

Self-explanatory from the image over there. Not sure if I should keep these edits or mark them for deletion. Maybe it's just because I don't pay attention to sports, but I've never heard of most of these people the articles are about, and nearly all of them are entirely empty (though they do contain that {{NBA}} template). Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:26, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Yeah I'll try and clean some of that up later when I have time. MrX blow me 17:22, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Svex

No, he wasn't introducing any pedo shit, he just wants "12 years olds girls" to have Instagram accounts. I don't want 12-year-old girls to have Instagram accounts, personally, but I do want to repeal COPPA and create a much better law that does not consider your screen name or email address to be at the same level of personal information as your home address or SSN. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:50, 15 October 2022 (UTC)

K. MrX blow me 14:55, 15 October 2022 (UTC)

Will poopsmiths ever return?

There haven't been any for a few years now. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 20:24, 15 October 2022 (UTC)

My guess is probably not. As far as I can tell, we don't really have a need for them anymore. We don't have VFD backed up (it can be slow, because we have to be super duper sure of everything, but it's not really backed up), and having admins archive the old VFD votes kinda works better since then we can lock the archive pages. MrX blow me 15:44, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Well, that was dumb

Please unblock me :) I basically blocked myself from viewing Uncyclopedia! Please revert this moronic edit, rev del my IP, and raise my idiotic level to 500. Thank you. - L10nM4st3r 14:18, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Wait no, set my idiot level to 1999999.5, not 500 14:21, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

This reminds me of something... 15:27, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Haha Wikipedia does have some funny jokes in its community, but honestly it gets stressful to deal with. You are building a large encyclopedia, unpaid, constantly dealing with trolls and vandals, with 5-10 new edits every couple of seconds that you have to check for vandalism etc. I'm sure it's a fun idea to build an entirely free-content encyclopedia online, but it'd be too difficult for me after a while. Anyway I would be able to revert that issue myself I think if I caused it, I better go do it now. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:15, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Haha k I'm on it. Also I did not realize that the abomination had anything remotely funny like that. MrX blow me 15:44, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

I didn´t either until a few days ago. 16:00, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Nice. Yeah I think now I remember they do have something like a list of funny or unusual articles. MrX blow me 16:02, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Goddammit!!! I forgot my bloody password! I wrote it down, but it is incorrect. Now I gotta re-watch all the pages I made... Please can you rename me back to L10nM4st3r, and let me keep my old subpages and userpage? I dunno how to prove it, I guess you could use check user. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 18:04, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

I'm breaking the talk page up like this so that this discussion can be easily kept track of. It's getting really big now, especially in source code. Reply to the "do this" section inside the div box here, because the discussion has split up into multiple topics now. You can also remove this if you don't want it here.

Do this:

1. Move the user pages on LionMaster's original accounts to his new account, without leaving a redirect (also move his old talk page and overwrite the current one, then restore the revision history from the current one and put it back at the last revision before you merged them like this)

2. DMA/vanish LionMaster's original account

3. Rename the new account to his original username

4. Redirect the user and talk pages of the vanished account to the actual LionMaster account Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:43, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

You need a buearaurcrat for that. (And no, i can’t spell bueauracrat correctly.) 20:47, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Thanks. Also see w:WP:), which led me to [1], which led to uncy. I especially liked the water on mars joke. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 20:50, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Can you move my old pages into my new userspace? I have a shit-load of pages that I want back L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 21:32, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

At least I got a new account sooner rather than later. "keep me logged in" only lasts ayear. Sooner or later this would have happened anyway. By contrast, my password on wikipedia, wikibooks ect is ingrained into my brain. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 21:37, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

You can move the pages yourself, you don't need an admin for that. But wouldn't you want to wait until after the name change? Also, you might get a quicker response from Kippy right now. MrX blow me 21:42, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Could I get my userrights back please? Confirmed and extended confirmed. Thanks. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 22:36, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 22:49, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

L10nM4st3r (2), I will help you move the pages without leaving a redirect if you want. They might need to be moved again after the rename. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:16, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

I think the bureaucrat automatically moves the userpages of the person that is renamed when renaming them, so i don´t think that should be an issue. What could be an issue though is that you might end up getting logged out after the rename. 06:20, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

(edited) Logging in is no longer an issue. I tried. And was successful. Pages are moved on rename, yes. Or as I understand from personal experience. My username used to be L10nM4st3r (1) on wikipedia as the name "LIONMASTER" and "lionmaster" were already taken. Thanks guys for this - I feel a little better my contribs have been basically reset. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 06:43, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Please protect {{destroyed}} and {{destroyed/Example}} so only extended confirmed users can eddit it. It has real potential to be a dangerous vandalism tool if edited to remove the "safemode". L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:28, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

What are these templates? MrX blow me 16:59, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

Some stuff L10nM4st3r made. You can probably see what it does. 17:13, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

┌─────────────────────────────────┘
K I clicked on it. I don't get it. What is the point of these templates? MrX blow me 17:16, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

It´s a fake error message. That´s all. 14:43, 20 October 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that's what I figured. I guess I don't see how protecting it can help (or is necessary), because anyone could still copy and paste the source text into any unprotected article. MrX blow me 15:51, 20 October 2022 (UTC)

But if there's something I'm missing, I'm open to protecting it or whatever. I'm certainly not an expert on this type of template. MrX blow me 15:52, 20 October 2022 (UTC)

I just randomly made them one day. Then I used them - then got blocked - and a few days ago thought that i didn't want it in my userspace, and nowhere else suited it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:47, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Hi, yes, I'm back. @L10nM4st3r: I just noticed that Kippy already did his job though. As such, should I do anything? Sorry, I just had to go on yet another monthly, month-long break.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:56, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Already dealt with. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:58, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Make Wikipedia funny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Afd_notice

Hmmm

Get a semi-confirmed account and change this to say something about the article not being sexy enough. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:51, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

good luck hiding the edit! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:49, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Maybe i can do some stuff instead. Let´s see. 11:16, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Nevermind, my IP is blocked :p 11:18, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

...Wbhy are you guys seriously doing this!? Carry on, and I'll start ignoring you. Despite your help, microsoft. Seriously that was me who reported your plan to an admin, incase it wasn't clear. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:23, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

What is "Wbhy"? MrX blow me 17:27, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

Oh wait never mind, just a typo I guess, smh lol. MrX blow me 17:28, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

Because why not. The people on Wikipedia are really slow at finding out if someone has made "bad" edits sometimes (i did a bunch of them a couple of weeks ago, and they took two hours to notice). 11:27, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Oh come ON! Whats the point!? Give em a break. Seriously. Stop being a vandal. Nobody likes vandals. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:10, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

I didn´t vandalise, i just changed a bunch of template names to lowercase. By the time anyone noticed i was gone. 12:12, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Uhh hu. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:13, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

L10nM4st3r (2), aww man. That sucks that you reported it. Would've been very funny. Also, I didn't realize it was subst'd, because a lot of talk pages link to it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:01, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

"Heh, if the worst they've got planned is vandalizing a subst'd template, I think we'll be fine. I'll keep an eye on it though" - must mean I should find something even more effective! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:03, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

I'm staring to regret linking to that page now... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:06, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Hahaha. Don't worry, I probably won't vandalize it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:16, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

"Probably"? What do you mean "probably"? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:57, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

I plead the 5th. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:40, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

Don't -kzzk- 16, it -kzzk- very -kzzkz- L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:45, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

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I'd much prefer if you people vandalized something related to Wikipedia's wikibureaucracy. That'd be nice to see. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:40, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

ARandomPage, good idea. However, I do not want them to report me to my ISP. I will likely need to vandalize from mobile data, once I find my phone. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:17, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Introduction - would this count? I did notice it's only semi-protected and is also linked in the sidebar. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:15, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

Wait, you can get reported to your ISP for vandalizing a bad part of Wikipedia? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:23, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

They always say in talk pages that they'd send an abuse report, freaks me out. I've sent abuse reports about scams, child porn, etc. before and damn ISPs and hosting providers take down things they don't like real fast. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:38, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

I’m pretty sure your IP can’t be reported for something as simple as wiki vandalism. 05:52, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

You guys aren't seriously planning on vandalizing Wikipedia, are you..? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:51, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

It depends on if i want to or not. 08:17, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

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Yeah it could've been kinda funny. MrX blow me 17:29, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

Hahaha, LionMaster, this is why you need Discord. I got banned from the Wikipedia Discord after I joked about getting banned from Uncyclopedia for trying to hack it, and then saying that the reason I post about it here is because I've heard that joining a new server to complain about getting banned from another place often gets you unbanned there, though it once got me banned from the new place, so I'm not too sure, but THAT GOT ME BANNED FROM THE WIKIPEDIA SERVER FOR NO REASON!! Anyway now I saw you wrote this there: "I'll regret telling them about this now... Still, they're seriosly doing it, it seems. If you come across a user making edits just to get autoconfirmed, then messing around on help pages, policy pages, ect, and they seem to know their wiki stuff, feel free to block them. They're only gonna come back if you don't. Wait, I got an autoconfirmed account... What does this "undo" button here do ;)?" - time to upgrade our tactics! Seriously, you NEED Discord, so that you could've told your Wikipedia friends this in private without tipping us off! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:26, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

Ok then, I'll change my tactics. Oh, and from now on, we are only friends here. When in Wikipedia territory, I will show no mercy and pull the trigger. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:12, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

Wel, it redirects to the wrong page, but you get the general idea. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:13, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

I'm not serious though, don't worry. I don't want Wikipedia to reverse the vanishing of my Among Us for POTUS account. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:13, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

"Oop. Somebody got enough time to spy on them and use discord to let everybody know what to look out for? I don't have discord. (tip: go on their discord and spy on em. That way, I don't give them any ideas! Please undo this edit after reading it. If you're fast enough, they won't read it" - thanks for the reminder to check page history for removed messages. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:33, 20 October 2022 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia.org seems to be back

Eh. Still says it was last copyrighted in 2021. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 22:32, 20 October 2022 (UTC)

It’s just a website set up to make sure the domain doesn’t fall in the hands of evil. I don’t really think it will any get any proper use (mostly because that would tick off the admins on the spoon). 22:57, 20 October 2022 (UTC)

Interesting, but why the hell is our site listed at the bottom? MrX blow me 23:19, 20 October 2022 (UTC)

Who has control of Uncyclopedia.org? We should redirect it here if we control it, so that we have more control and popularity than the evil spoon! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:55, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

We already have more control and popularity than the Spoon. Why do we need even more? I don't think redirecting it is a good idea, as it could still serve a greater, non-Fork/Spoon-controlled purpose. Maybe someone should create a "History of Uncyclopedia" or whatever. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:27, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

We need more because I said so! And also it's confusing everyone when there is two Uncyclopedias, let's become the big popular one and the spoon goes into poverty and can't afford server costs and goes away! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:48, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for October 21, 2022

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

October 21, 2022 • Issue #218 • Archives • Press Room

L10nM4st3r messed up his account and then forgets his password!

By ARandomPage
On October 17, 2022, L10nM4st3r broke his account by idiotically ruining how he views Uncyclopedia by testing (and breaking) his personal CSS file. He informed MrX about it, and the edit was reverted. Unfortunately for everyone involved, L10n then proceeded to completely forget his Uncyclopedia password, forcing him to create a new account, L10nM4st3r (2). He has now in the process of recovered what he can, and Kippy was able to rename him back.

During the temporary, scary, and confusing aftermath, Crocotta1 thought that L10n made her a new account when he called her "Crocotta2". It's very clear that lions deserve depth just as much as ponies and cats do. Something will be done about this.

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Several users plot to vandalize Wikipedia, but sadly have their plan foiled By ARandomPage
On October 18, 2022, Microsoft for POTUS started a thread on MrX's talkpage about vandalizing Wikipedia. L10nM4st3r then reported it to a Wikipedian, revealing his true allegiance to about a few people. BraGreMat also joined in the discussion, with a very interesting story about how they changed some template names a little bit and these changes went unnoticed for about two hours, which is pretty impressive once you realize how big Wikipedia and its community is. ARandomPage also left a comment, stating that he'd like to see an overly bureaucratic part of Wikipedia get vandalized. This sparked a small talk between Page and Microsoft about Wikipedia reporting IPs, which ended when they realized that people's IPs won't get reported just because they vandalized a website a little. L10n then stated that he would not hesitate to betray us in Wikipedia territory.

In other news, ARandomPage is a traitor to one of his own kind. Next story...

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MrX's talkpage attacked by Svex! Again! By ARandomPage
In a shocking act of betrayal, the recently-crowned admin known as Svex 88134kg has vandalized the talkpages of several Uncyclopedians, and even made a hate page on BraGreMat! This led to BraGreMat going on the Uncyclopedia Discord, reporting the spammer, and getting no response, leading to ARandomPage's first real finding of a Chat Quote. Once again, this vandal has been temporarily stopped and all their vandalisms deleted, and also I'm out of stuff to write on, so on to our monthly biopic! Biopic This biopic is about nonexistent biopics. Nonexistent biopics are very simple to create, as the first and only step of creating one is to

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From The Logs

• October 17, 2022: User account L10nM4st3r (2) (talk * contribs) was created

• October 20, 2022: Microsoft for POTUS cleans up a mess of L10n's pages

• October 21, 2022 Kippy (talk * contribs) renamed user L10nM4st3r (2) (263 edits) to L10nM4st3r

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• Stupid Cats (3/0)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week Uncyclopedia:VFH (7/1)

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From The Forums

• Some people imitate a bad style of speech. All of them dislike it.

• Uncyclopedia is a very misleading site.

• L10n surveys the Uncyclopedians and their preference of animals.

• L10n talks about a game for some reason.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage finally has a Discord account.

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Chat Quote BraGreMat ™:"Apparently this is the worst time to get a response. Noted for future reference"

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:42, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Sweet! MrX blow me 05:54, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for Svex help

I was panicking about it on Discord, I was dealing with him for about 10 minutes and wasn't sure when someone would block him. Good job and thanks! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:51, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

ughh he's fucking around with his talk page, you should likely revoke tpa and email. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:54, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. And thank you for the heads up. MrX blow me 05:55, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

You're welcome. He also made quite a few pointless pages that should be deleted sooner or later. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:56, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

His talk page should be probably deleted once you get the chance (it's just him trolling), though it's not that important if you can't. Also, one question: does Svex live in China? All of his IPs geolocate to China. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:03, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

That’s possible. MrX blow me 06:19, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

I don’t really think so. China houses a massive amount of proxies, so it’s more than likely just that. 07:31, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Hmm that makes sense. I think we need to get blocked by the great firewall asap, let's keep using TikTok's logo that only gets copywronged in China. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 13:44, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Let’s not try to get blocked by the great firewall. We’re talking about 1 vandal, not that big of a deal. And a lot of his Chinese IP addresses are not blocked as proxies on Wikipedia, at least not yet. MrX blow me 14:38, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Some (not all) are. I wonder if I should report some of them to WMF and Wikipedia as proxies, or if there isn't strong enough evidence. Or perhaps we should let Svex vandalize Wikipedia if he wants, sounds fun either way. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:40, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Do we know that they're proxies? I don't know how to tell unless Wikipedia has them blocked as such. MrX blow me 15:51, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Svex IP issue

The IP you (correctly) blocked as Svex is now shitposting/trolling on his talk page. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:08, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Got it. MrX blow me 06:19, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Veggie Tales

Please protect the article then block 2603:9000:f402:19ec::/64 (see wp:wp:/64 - we have the same issue) and 35.143.220.83. This group of idiots is blanking the article, complete with slurs and personal attacks, for no reason whatsoever besides hating the show. Keep talk page access, the vandalism is on one article and possible collateral damage from shared IP. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 13:40, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

K I’ll take a look. MrX blow me 14:38, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Thanks, also Svex just came back, check rc. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:42, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

This

Is Brogo, according to WP. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:38, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Interesting. MrX blow me 15:56, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

svex regex

Edit MediaWiki:Titleblacklist to add this near the bottom:

# svex
.*Ibuprofen.+H(a|A).*<newaccountonly|errmsg=titleblacklist-accountname>
.*Ibuprofen.+etch.*<newaccountonly|errmsg=titleblacklist-accountname>
.*Ibuprofen C.*

He created talk/user pages for all his recent socks beforehand, and is making the same pattern of vandalism, so I think that is a good RegEx.

I will admit I have not got the chance to test it, but it's incredibly simple and I make very similar regexes for my Discord server when dealing with trolls and spam, so I'm nearly certain this will work. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:58, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

xkcd 208 on regex Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:58, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

What is this? If it's some sort of filter thing, then I'm firmly against implementing it. Svex is not a difficult problem to deal with, but our abuse filter is set too strict, and we get way too many false positives. MrX blow me 16:01, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

MrX, it is not an abuse filter, but it is a filter. Don't have to implement if you don't want to, it's a title/username blacklist that we implemented a long time ago. I get very tired of reverting him for 30-40 minutes straight. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:02, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Also, it does not block people, it just tells them to think up a new username or page title. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:03, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, this seems like a bad idea. MrX blow me 16:06, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Well, whatever then I guess. I don't think it'd cause any realistic problems. You could also make an abuse filter that does nothing besides privately logging to see if it works properly or not. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:08, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

It probably would have. Abuse filters (and filters in general) are powerful tools, and we don´t have the admin capacity to fix it immediately if something goes wrong. 16:10, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Well that's fair, but I've used nearly the same filter before (just a different troll name pattern) in a Discord server I own with well over a thousand members and it has successfully caught the troll with few false positives. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:18, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Better idea: He recently made a bunch of user pages and talk pages for his new account ideas, the exact names, before they got mass-deleted. Check the deletion log, add those to title blocklist (no regex, exact entire string match). Yes, he can invent a new username pattern, but it takes him longer and prevents him from doing his favorite forms of vandalism. A Fandom wiki where I know the moderators have done this before about a troll who likes to move pages to ship names, talk about his alternative psychotic broken universe he lives in, etc. and it cut down on vandalism. Yes, the troll thought up new names, but they had to do different forms of vandalism that were less disruptive. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:29, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

That would take us way more time than it would take svex to work around. MrX blow me 16:39, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

I doubt it. The main point is that it means he now needs to think up a new pattern of names and vandalism. It requires him more effort and time, which makes it more boring. If he thinks up a new name pattern, you can just remove the filter by then. I can't find any legitimate accounts to match that Regex given on Discord. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:48, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Setting up filters to do easy tasks is time consuming. They can also work against their intent, like blocking legitimate edits. 17:15, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

It is not that time-consuming for me. Check what Kippy added to Titleblacklist per request, I have spent some time testing this regex and it won't catch any legitimate accounts. One of the most difficult things for vandals and trolls is to invent a new name pattern. If he comes up with something new, the blacklist entry could be removed. I went to the create account screen too and entered many different names, only svex type names have been blocked by that so far. Also, it does not block people, it just says they need to come up with a new name. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:18, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

This is just becoming an endless discussion at this point, so i´m going just going to say this before i abandon it: I´m against it and you can´t change my mind. 17:26, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Sorry it took me so long to get back to this. I've been insanely busy lately. Look, POTUS, I'm glad to see you take initiative with this filter suggestion, and yes it would slow svex down for maybe 3 minutes, but that doesn't matter, it's no benefit. Meanwhile we have tons of problems with the abuse filter, and adding another filter would only make them worse. God only knows how many would be Uncyclopedians we've lost to that fucking thing. A vandal can be reverted. A new editor who gets blocked has few options and likely doesn't know what to do. I shouldn't have to explain why the cons outweigh the pros. MrX blow me 05:42, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

Fair that makes sense. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:44, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

Mr. X

I just wanted you to know that the reasonable and rational decision you made was totally fucking unjust and I spit blood in your face for it. Your cunty cuntness is absolutely cosmic and all I can say is fuck you for being alive! Will all of my fondness and love ShabiDOO 16:04, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Thank you for your constructive criticism. I will see what I can do about being alive. MrX blow me 16:06, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Help I'm going to die

Aight tryna make badminton page but that dang spam filter keep the catching it so help however you're supposed to would really preciate it (new user) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Balls69420 (talk • contribs)

K hang on. MrX blow me 16:13, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

K I've changed your user group to confirmed user, so you should be able to create that page now. Sorry about the abuse filter stopping you. Let me know if you have any other questions or issues. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:15, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Thanks man you the man man – Preceding unsigned comment added by Balls69420 (talk • contribs)

Did you mean to say he's the main man? What's a "man man"? MrX, you are a man man! And a man! So, what does that mean..? IDK. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:25, 24 November 2022 (UTC)

Delete vandalism

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/Ibuprofen_HB_1815%2B2203 - the vandalism pages from this Svex account never got cleaned up. Also, make the block indef and revoke email access, because of abuse filter block. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:05, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

From what I see, it has all been huffed with success.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:00, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, when I had messaged it wasn't huffed then, someone on Discord got to it. Thanks for checking though. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:09, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Check if Svex

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/78.16.250.89 - is this Svex or a false positive? Abuse filter blocked them. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 23:23, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

False positive. Unblocked. @Microsoft for POTUS:  Cassandra  (talk) 00:59, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Then I apologize, almighty Shogun

Cassie deleted the main page, then I edited it into some random gibberish, then banzai edited it to say "penis", JJPMaster edited it to add a signature, Cassie edited it to say the main page will be back soon, and then it got fixed 7 minutes later. Now JJPMaster decided to improve the common.js files of Page and banzai.

Please do not ban us all for a very long time. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:14, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

Um, what?? Lol. MrX blow me 05:46, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

See the UnSignpost! Main page deletion incident and common.js improvements. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:47, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

Looks like I missed a lot, but I unfortunately won't have time to read the signpost or catch up on everything til next week. MrX blow me 06:00, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

AbuseFilter false positives

I explained some solutions (esp. with the LSD 11 filter) in Discord DMs. I've cited some private filters, which is why I used DMs instead. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:58, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022!

The UnSignpost

All your readers are belong to us

October 23, 2022 • Issue #219 • Archives • Press Room

SPECIAL EDITION!!! Main Page deleted! By ARandomPage

When and where it all went wrong...

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!

This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?

WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...

That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".

And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.

Biopic This is a special edition, I don't have time for this biopic.

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From The Logs

• October 22, 2022: Cassie (talk * contribs) huffed page Main Page (VFD asked for it) (Tag: CHICKEN)

• October 22, 2022: Banzaikitten (talk * contribs) changed block settings for ARandomPage (talk * contribs) with an expiration time of 15 minutes (autoblock disabled) (you will return)

• October 22, 2022: JJPMaster (talk * contribs) created page Uncyclopedia:Symbolic block

Top VFH Competitors

• Stupid Cats (3/0)

• My bikini diet (3/0)

• Who can PROOVE that 1+1 is 2 ? (4/2)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week Uncyclopedia:VFH (7/1)

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From The Forums

• Some people imitate a bad style of speech. All of them dislike it.

• Uncyclopedia is a very misleading site.

• L10n surveys the Uncyclopedians and their preference of animals.

• L10n talks about a game for some reason.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage, the only person currently operating the UnSignpost, is in Uncyclopedia purgatory for high treason: deleting the Main Page.

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Chat Quote Cass the Ban-Hammer Wielder🔨: I have no choice but to declare thunder on you

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:24, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

Cool thanks, unfortunately I can't read it now but will get to it in the near future. MrX blow me 06:02, 27 October 2022 (UTC)

Wut?!

Hello... Why my pages (“GTI”, “Audi Quattro” or others) was deleted? Cause of what? 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 11:16, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

It quite literally says in the deletion log that their ICU-tag expired. 12:23, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Oh non... :( – Preceding unsigned comment added by Le Djibril Express (talk • contribs)

Later today or maybe tomorrow I can hack them up and put them in your user space if you’d like. MrX blow me 20:31, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Ah? Good!

But i would not to mark this as user subpage. I would juste create an article... But i am just bad with my dirty english... My phone was gay but i am straight like an cylinder motor car (I4 or I5)... :(

🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 20:50, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

PS: i give you baguettes! As a french ^^

Merci for French baguettes, but that's not enough. If you'd like me to put ICU-level articles in main space, I require better bribes, like French wine, French kisses, etc. Until then, best I can do is put them in your user space. I recommend you work on them until they are expanded or whatever other problems are fixed. Then you can move them to main space. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:09, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

“French kisses”?! Why the... 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 17:22, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

I am (not) permamently leaving!

Permament, that is, until I have fully recovered from these 4(? may be more coming soon Yeeee!) illnesses! I am still going to look on my watchlist, but may not contribute at all. Don't try to cheer me up with sweets, that will most likely have poison in it, which could make me more sick. See my wikipedia userpage for a rather humorus (at least to tired me) reason this is a good thing! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:23, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Hope you feel better. But I didn't see anything on your Wikipedia user page related to this, or any recent updates there. Not sure what I missed. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:14, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Argh, I took it down yesterday as I am mostly feeling better. Basically it made a joke about running for world champion for most illnesses at one time. Then I askes people not to post me sweets as they could be poisoned - helping me to win! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:23, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Ah cool, but I didn't see anything recent in the page history. MrX blow me 18:23, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Thats because my activity is stored on m:User:L10nM4st3r/status.css and showed on m:User:L10nM4st3r/nav L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:10, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

How beautifully unnecessarily convoluted lol. MrX blow me 21:00, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

missed one

still needs to be dealt with Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:53, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

and this Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:55, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for pointing these out. I saw them and they helped when I was blocking and deleting that crap, but was too busy to respond here. Still busy, but I should be a little more active, at least over the next few days. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:15, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Ah I see, got it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:08, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Wait svex is still here Ihatedaytime (talk) 22:56, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Svex is omnipresent, always here for us. MrX blow me 23:42, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes, Svex is currently being made into an archon by the Akademiya. The Akademiya has given him Ei's gnosis, although he is not yet as all-knowing and all-powerful as the former Dendro Archon. The Traveler and Nahida intend to battle Svex soon before he becomes completely omnipresent. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:31, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

Italian guy or no?

see here, also check deleted pages and abuse log. A different IP had done the same thing before and also made some of that Italian stuff, which is why I think it is that vandal. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:13, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Not sure. Definitely could be. Also, I can't tell why that second IP you linked now appears to be unblocked. The block log shows me blocking them for 5 years on September 24th. I tried reblocking, but it said already blocked. I tried removing the block, but it said block not found. So weird. Fortunately it doesn't look like that one will be too much of an issue. Also, other IPs I blocked before the update all seem fine. Anyway, if that first IP comes back, I'll block them a lot longer. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:28, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Yeah I see. Also, I noticed that weird block issue happened to a few other socks, though none of them have come back. My best guess is that some part of how the block-related information in the database is formatted got changed during the update. If it became a problem, we could probably just quickly make an abuse filter that blocks any edits from the socks who have glitched blocks until someone can fix it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:22, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Jan. 6th

That depends what you consider violent and which part you look at. The beginning was mostly non-violent, as it went on a police officer was attacked, and iirc one was killed, and the windows were broken in. There were also a lot of probably non-credible threats chanted when they were inside the capitol. Yes, none of the legislators actually died, and they never would have permanently overthrown the government, but it was certainly a dangerous/damaging situation. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:54, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

See here for example. Both sides have made quite a few things up at this point, though one officer was indeed and very seriously attacked. I know that a good amount probably came there to protest peacefully, but the Oath Keepers and others absolutely planned out violence. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:58, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

Yeah attacked sure but not killed. And it was so incredibly stupid of them to do that. I’m glad to see a lot of them getting tried and convicted. Wish the other “peaceful” protestors around the country would get punished for their crimes too. MrX blow me 05:01, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

Yea makes sense. I think it could have turned out worse if they continued to attack Fanone, apparently he said in a statement afterwards that by shouting that he has kids he made them stop attacking him, and that he had a heart attack at the hospital. Security camera footage and digital chat logs showed that they had apparently conspired to kill Nancy Pelosi, but the police there were obviously smarter than them and got Nancy (and others) out of there anyway. There was also the benefit that both capitol police and the local police responded to the incident to arrest as many of the rioters as possible. After the incident was over, they certified the election the following day, and it didn't take that long to repair the damaged property (also, a lot of the people who damaged government property got fined enough to pay for the repairs). It was probably a much more emotionally damaging situation for everyone there than it was physically. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:13, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

Yeah it was a gigantically stupid ordeal all around. It exposed liberal hypocrisy and ended the misuse of the term "peaceful protest", and it was a hilarious example of pigheaded conservative stupidity. This is how you ensure that nobody will take you seriously lol. MrX blow me 18:03, 7 November 2022 (UTC)

Lol yea fair Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:51, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

Uh...

Are you from Europa? (Bee's cause u luv FC Barça...) :0 I love Paris St.Germain... ^^ 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 17:16, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

PSG... smh lol. You thieves stole Neymar, he said he didn't wanna be overshadowed by Messi. Then you stole Messi too! wtf lol. No I'm American. I never liked football too much until I spent a semester in Barcelona, and it's impossible not to fall in love with it there. This was back when Ronaldinho was the star. I was at the game against Villarreal when he had his epic bicycle kick. MrX blow me 18:15, 7 November 2022 (UTC)

🆗🆒... 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:20, 7 November 2022 (UTC)

Hey

Why was my edit reverted also please dont ban me i promise i wint vandalize

Ihatedaytime (talk) 22:45, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Because it made no sense. Why would you put the pee review template on a page that isn't being reviewed? Why would you put it on a redirect? MrX blow me 22:52, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Richard D. Wang is real

https://www.researchgate.net/scientific-contributions/Richard-D-Wang-2046733841 Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:10, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

Haha nice. MrX blow me 16:16, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

About the voting

I maybe too late for congratulating but I am glad you won, you deserved it! Go kiss as many female admins as you can!--Executive (talk) 11:43, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Haha thanks! MrX blow me 18:49, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

So...=

When are we going to try that quantum experiment big boy? ShabiDOO 19:45, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Uuuummmm, you mean like a collab? I still have high hopes for Toilet Paper Riot, even though I seem to never have enough free time to sit down and let the juices flow, on any article these days. But I can try. Or were you referring to something else? MrX blow me 19:48, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Or lol do you mean the thing you mentioned in VFS? I'm working on enlarging my penis via alternative medicine and voodoo techniques so I can pay homage to my favorite hentai monsters. MrX blow me 19:49, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Once I've done that, I should finally be as well endowed as I identify, and then it would be possible to perform without breaking the laws of physics or requiring a quantum occurence. MrX blow me 19:54, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

So hot. ShabiDOO 00:20, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Howdy

I was wondering how I create userboxes, is there a place where I can create them here? I can't find anywhere and I don't want to copy and paste all of the components of one onto my profile. Sodapoppers (talk) 19:46, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Hey, unfortunately, copying and pasting is probably your best bet. Fortunately, though, it's not as difficult or time consuming as you might imagine. First, to actually create the thing, the way I do it is search for the title you want to name it, then click the red link or maybe blue link now or whatever to create the page. For a userbox, I think it's best and easiest to put them in template space. So you'd search for Template:Userbox ABC123xyz, or whatever name you want. Then create it. Then the way I usually create user boxes is by copying and pasting an existing user box and then changing the image, colors, and text. Let me know if you have any other questions about it or if you'd like me to try and create one for you, then you can tinker with it. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:53, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Thank you very much! Sodapoppers (talk) 20:02, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 20:03, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

And very nicely done. MrX blow me 20:05, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks, also, do you know anything about making navigational templates? I've been wanting one for the Jimmy's, I'm planning on doing a lot more with them but it will definitely take some time. Sodapoppers (talk) 21:05, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Do you mean those templates on Wikipedia that are "Part of a series on..."? I haven't made them before, but they're probably pretty easy. You can probably copy the source from Wikipedia, create it here, and then just change the links, images, etc. MrX blow me 21:15, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

I'm honestly not to sure what they're called, but the ones you see at the bottom of a page, in a category or list, like the Badasses, Rolemodels, and Rejects. Sodapoppers (talk) 21:29, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Ok I think an example of that would be Template:Fruit, seen at the bottom of many articles about fruit. There's tons of others too, like for sports and stuff. Those work very similarly. I'd recommend finding one that's close to what you would like in appearance and style, copying it, and then changing the links and stuff. Also happy to help if you have any difficulties with it. MrX blow me 21:34, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Filming with quality @ fps

Hello! What do you should filming at? Mine (i hope) to film in 1080i50/59.94 and 576i50/480i59.94... Like that:

1. 1920x1080 (1440x1080 with non-square pixels and AI); true 16/9, 25 FPS/29.97 FPS all with interlaced scanning.
2. 768x576 (702x576 with non-square pixels); true 4/3, 25 FPS, interlaced scanning.
3. 640x480 (704x480 with non-square pixels); same as the second one, 29.97 FPS, interlaced scanning.

DON'T TOUCH AT MY CAMERA! I HATE 4K AND 47.952-59.94+ FPS!!! BEEG FILE (IN EX: 544.38 MEGABITS)! Héhé ! 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 19:47, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Uuuuummmm, I actually don't know very much about photography or cinematography lol. Sorry. But that equipment seems cool, I'll keep my hands off your camera. MrX blow me 19:57, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

He sent something similar to my talk page before lmao Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:45, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: what the fuck?! NOOOOOOO! DONT TOUCH MY CAMERA AND DON'T SET IN 3840 BY 2160 AT 50 OR 59.94 FPS! @Microsoft for POTUS: lol there's not the same thing (camera and display (or “screen” if you prefer?)) The frame rate and the refresh rate was different and would be synchronized. If there's not synchronized, it look choppy or jittery. 25 FPS + 50 Hz: synchronized; 23.976 FPS + 59.94 Hz: looks ugly. So we invented “compatible-24p TV” (2012) and VRR up to 120+ Hz (2020 or 2021 IMO). 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 05:39, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

I said I was keeping my hands off your camera. Still have no idea what those numbers mean lol. MrX blow me 05:45, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

WEEEEEEPS!!! I know a little bit english so uhhhh... I don't know any words... So for these numbers like 3840x2160 was the display definition, 16/9 was his aspect ratio (mine was 20/9 at 2400x1080), 23.976: framerate film-to-ATSC (films are 24 FPS) (formerly NTSC for “never the same color”), 59.94 Hz was the framerate of the 480i's standard (15 kHz whine like PAL and Séquentiel Couleur à Mémoire (SECAM))... 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 05:53, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Your English is actually really good! I know how hard (and fun) it is to speak a foreign language. MrX blow me 16:37, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Actually? Really good? Oh thanks you ^^ 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:02, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

You're welcome! MrX blow me 18:13, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

What have I done?!

I'm trying to get a few templates for a new article I'm working on, but it says it's in a template loop. I have no idea what this means and I'm afraid I've fucked something up. Sodapoppers (talk) 03:21, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Um, I dunno. Nothing looks fucked up. Which templates are having problems? MrX blow me 03:34, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

So, I took this template from Wikipedia, Template:Infobox boxing match, and it said it had a template loop, I have no idea what caused this, and I don't know what it means or what to do, lol. Sodapoppers (talk) 03:38, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Ok I get it. For some reason, the first time I clicked on it, it didn’t have the red loop message. And it looks like I can fix it in a little bit. On my phone now. MrX blow me 03:59, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Thank you very much, I still have a lot to learn when it comes to all of this coding or whatever you want to call it, I appreciate it.Sodapoppers (talk) 04:01, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

My pleasure. It looks like what you did was copy the parameters from the template page instead of copying the source code. I think it should work now, but let me know if it doesn't. And I'm not sure if this counts as code lol. I'm certainly no tech expert. I know a fair amount of html whatever used on here, but I don't know how to build websites or anything. MrX blow me 05:20, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

That'll depend how you look at it. Some templates use Lua, which IMO counts as coding. HTML and wikitext are markup/whatever the hell it's called languages, but not scripting languages. CSS is also a styling language. Either way, it still requires some understanding of how computers work at a much more technical level (beyond what you usually observe by just using the Internet), so there's an overlap. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:33, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Interesting, kewl. MrX blow me 05:43, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Now it's saying Template:Infobox3cols doesn't exist. I will leave it to the experts since I cannot do this. Sodapoppers (talk) 23:14, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Now it exists. Had to create a couple modules too, all simply copy pasted from the parody. Let me know if there's anything else or it doesn't work or something. MrX blow me 23:53, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Now it does exist! Thank you. Sodapoppers (talk) 00:03, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 00:12, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

False positive

This IP triggered a false positive. Their edit is still shitty, but it's a false positive. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:13, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Might not be Svex, but they should still be blocked. I actually considered increasing that block. MrX blow me 16:39, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Maybe change the block reason then Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:42, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

When it’s an abuse filter block, the reason doesn’t matter too much. And in this case, the edits were similar to the crap svex does. MrX blow me 03:54, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

Fair I guess Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:04, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

MerryKnox

Are we 100% sure they stopped socking? The abuse log shows some similar spam (that was blocked) from IPs that looks a lot like some of the spam in a few MerryKnox socks' abuse logs. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:13, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

I've never been sure that anyone stopped socking. Those could be MerryKnox. MrX blow me 16:41, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Alright I see Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:42, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

Abuse filter

Could you make Special:AbuseFilter/53 and Special:AbuseFilter/79 public? As I've explained on Discord, they will only become "public" to abuse filter helpers, not to all the users on Uncyc. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:30, 18 November 2022 (UTC)

K but why do they need to be changed and why aren't they already viewable for abuse filter helpers? MrX blow me 19:42, 18 November 2022 (UTC)

Check Discord DMs, I explained it there. Our permission system is a bit weird. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:27, 19 November 2022 (UTC)

Cannot add the link to my Roblox page to my profile because “spam”

Why?—Crocotta1 21:28, 21 November 2022 (UTC)

When was this? I can´t see it in the abuse log. 07:12, 22 November 2022 (UTC)

death by yellow bobe: – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shibe-shibe (talk • contribs)

Yeah Crocotta what kind of error message did you get? MrX blow me 04:45, 24 November 2022 (UTC)

To be a Good One, or to not be Whatever

Hail and Greetings! How do I make the file here Good_One.mp4 appear that size on the page I created for it? At first I was going to just have the file page itself linked to my Ezra article but it wouldn't work as text. Naturally. I also thought maybe I could remove the black bars on the clip itself but to no avail. In my haste I did a QVFD and would like to reverse that as it's just going to be that way whether I like it or not. And I do need this page Good One because it is a very good one. Also I'm thinking I need you to dress up like a pirate. With the open shirt, and heaving chest. I could really use that right now. Nacky (talk) 18:05, 22 November 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Hmm, unfortunately I don’t have a whole lot of time this week with the holiday, but next week I’ll have a lot more time, like a LOT more than I’ve had recently, finally a little break from work. Also I’m not really familiar with mp4, I’m happy to try tinkering around with it when I have time, Cassie might know cuz she’s pretty tech savvy. And yes I agree that we all need to open our shirts and flaunt our chests more often. Sorry I can’t be too much help right now, but Monday I should be able to explore your mp4 issue. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:52, 24 November 2022 (UTC)

It's an mp4 file, but it shows up like a regular youtube link. It's just really small. I can't resize it because it's not an image file. It's not anything to be in a hurry over. Anyway. I love it when you dress like a pirate. And when you suggest we undress like a pirate. Looking for treasure, booty, X marks the spot! I'm such a minx, I know. Nacky (talk) 00:26, 24 December 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Old lady MacIntyre

Would like to nom this for feature in a bit. Mind having a read over? Any thoughts, suggestions? ShabiDOO 00:22, 23 November 2022 (UTC)

Lol nice! At first glance, I don’t think I have any suggestions, just wanna note that whiskey dr. Pepper is a great and underrated cocktail. I’m gonna try and read it again tomorrow, maybe I’ll have something to add, almost for sure gonna vote for it. Cheers. MrX blow me 05:09, 24 November 2022 (UTC)

How does Top 10 voting work?

How are the articles picked out for the voting and how many are chose total before it's voted to the Top 10? I'm still trying to understand how everything works on here. Sodapoppers (talk) 04:58, 27 November 2022 (UTC)

I have never voted in a top 10 before, but i think that all the articles that get featured throughout the year can be voted on. 08:23, 27 November 2022 (UTC)

@Sodapoppers: sorry for the late response. Busy, long story, mostly boring. BraGreMat is right, all FAs are candidates for the Top 10. We usually do something like the month of January is the voting period. Most of the time, everyone gets 10 votes to allocate however they want. E.g. you could put all 10 votes on one article if you wanted. Last year, we did it a little differently, I think Kakun recommended it and said it was similar to Eurovision or something, where we have 10 points to our favorite article, 9 points to second, and so on, or something like that. I think everyone liked that, so we might stick with it again when we vote on this year's articles. MrX blow me 06:07, 23 December 2022 (UTC)

@Sodapoppers: voting just opened up, check it all out here. MrX blow me 19:26, 2 January 2023 (UTC)

This thread

This thread from Gale is partially right, though it won't get us terminated, and it's not a criminal crime. Also, we do not use the same license as Wikipedia, we use the version of it that requires adaptations of our work to be non-commercial. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:30, 16 December 2022 (UTC)

Also histmerge is not necessary most of the time, we very very rarely copy things around without moving them, and when we do we usually indicate attribution in the page history. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:33, 16 December 2022 (UTC)

If someone really wants to merge histories, I guess that's okay, but Gale5050 was so wrong there, and everywhere for that matter lol. MrX blow me 06:10, 23 December 2022 (UTC)

Mehh fair, I think his only good contribution (that I can find yet) is {{Uw-bdh}}. He might've been a bit better if he: stopped acting like this is Wikipedia, stopped reading messages from bottom-to-top (or just ignoring things in general), stopped acting like we need to teach him how to read the English language, stopped falsely accusing people of vandalism (and just in general reverting/restoring things incorrectly), and stopped misgendering Cassie. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:51, 24 December 2022 (UTC)

And, honestly, it's not that unreasonable to respect someone's pronouns. Maybe it's a bit inconvenient or whatever, but does it really cause you any hardship if you say "he" or "she"? No. His way of misgendering Cassie to get revenge was asshole-y. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:57, 24 December 2022 (UTC)

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Agreed, expecting people to respect others' pronouns is totally reasonable. For Gale5050, it wasn't just a pronoun thing, he also intentionally deadnamed Cassie at least twice.

Now, while we're on the subject of Gale5050, I gotta admit, your recent behavior and ARandomPage's recent behavior have been disturbingly similar to Gale5050's. This whole Political correctness VFD fiasco has been disappointing and discouraging. To sum it up, you guys both said an article was a problem, I told you that it wasn't a problem and explained why, you both refused to listen, you made wild declarations about what "will" happen implying some sort of authority, and then you both had the audacity to point the finger at me, accusing me of creating the problem. That is all straight out of Gale5050's playbook. It was an even bigger bummer because you both have, and this should go with out saying, been excellent and valued contributors here. Just please don't let it happen again, and please do keep up the good work here. Thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:55, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

I never said what will/is going to happen. Just because you disagreed with us doesn't mean that we are acting like Gale5050. No, I am not refusing to listen, I replied to what you have said (see the discussion on VFD, Discord, and Village Dump). I'm fine with you disagreeing with me, but you're acting as if simply voting on a VFD is exercising authority. Sure, Page shouldn't have said that Political correctness has to be edited, but I don't think that he meant to word it as a command.

I know that you said it isn't a problem, but that doesn't mean you're right. It also doesn't mean that I'm right. This is why we have discussions. I'm not trying to say that I'm always right. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:02, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Again? Really? RandomPage also said, at least twice, that a "severe editing" is needed or will happen or whatever. We have a longstanding policy not to make significant changes, or "severe editings", to Featured Articles, let alone deleting them. Please read Uncyclopedia:What Uncyclopedia is not, specifically the part at the bottom about not censored. Cheers. MrX blow me 05:07, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Yes, I know that ARandomPage said that, and they're incorrect. I have read that, I found it unfunnny for reasons other than it being offensive. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:16, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Is it just me, or are you reversing our roles here? You refused to listen to several things we've said, and outright deflected away from acknowledging our points at least once. Did I say that a severe editing will happen if the article is kept? Yes. Why? Well, I thought this had already been agreed upon earlier, when Cassie and I put the page up on VFD. I was not aware that said agreement did not exist until recently. You're the one who has the audacity to compare Uncyclopedia to a censorship committee and me and Microsoft to Gale5050 of all people. I already explained my point of view over on my talkpage and on Discord, and I've repeated it a few times in response to your own repeating of basically saying "we shouldn't delete FAs because they're featured". Read the Discord discussion, people. It happened on December 24th, 2022. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:23, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Calling me a 3-year-old on Discord, for example, is not a civil discussion, and is not a valid point. MrX, I can't believe we're still on this topic. This has escalated way, way beyond what I thought it would. It's just a VFD discussion! Since when did that become such a serious issue? You're acting like this is more heated than it is. None of us are mad at you, you're seriously misinterpreting our tone. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:27, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

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I'm getting tired of repeating myself. Yes, RandomPage, it is just you. You are the one reversing roles and deflecting. I'm saying the same thing over and over again. I have not refused to listen. I have listen to/read everything you've said and explained why nothing you've said comes even close to a reason to delete a Featured Article. If you really thought that an agreement for a "severe editing" existed, then you must have missed the things that others have said, or you must have incorrectly assumed that 3 or 4 people agreeing to something constitutes universal agreement. I did not compare Uncyclopedia to a censorship committee (please do not put words in my mouth), I said that Uncyc is not a censorship committee and that you guys are acting like one. I listed several reasons why your recent behavior is similar to Gale5050's (go ahead and add putting words in my mouth to that list), and nobody who actually dealt with Gale5050 would disagree with that. Microsoft, this is not Wikipedia. Calling someone a 3 year old when they're acting like a 3 year old (or I think my exact words were "what are you, my 3 year old?") doesn't come close to breaking our civility rules. We joke and use hyperbolic expressions all the time. When you have kids and they repeatedly ask you "Why?" even though you've already answered that question, you'll understand. When did this become such a serious issue? It became a serious issue when a Featured Article was deleted. You're right. This has escalated way beyond what it needed to be. I don't know why you guys keep escalating it. I wasn't expecting much of a response, if any, when I replied last night. But you guys keep coming back with all of this. Above all else, as I said before, you guys are excellent and valued contributors here. So please keep up the good work. Thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:24, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

You Know? The Icons? Boxes? Thingies?

The ones that say things like "a member of the family" and the one about being a bit of pyromaniac, that kind of thing. I know I had some suggestions on Beetlejuice ones. I think I ran that by Zana. But I notice that little faces are often in those little plate things. So what can be done with this? >> << Nacky (talk) 14:42, 17 December 2022 (UTC)Nacky

@Nacky: sorry what do you mean by little plate things? But yes, I'd be happy to help make Beetlejuice userboxes. What'd you have in mind? MrX blow me 06:09, 23 December 2022 (UTC)

Oh you know, those little boxes. Like the "This user is a bit of a pyromaniac" I don't know their technical name. It's like when the term 'little twinkly things in the sky at night' as opposed to their technical name 'the stars' so there's that example. For Beetlejuice plates, boxes, whatever, I put some ideas in the talk page of the Beetlejuice article. All those lines are from the movie. There are about 5 one liners there. A 6 th one could be 'I will go insane and I will take you with me!' which is always good for a laugh. And when it comes to my four tissues, I always need a couple extra. I am that good. ~~ ;) Nacky (talk) 07:33, 23 December 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Yes, you are thinking of userboxes. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 13:53, 23 December 2022 (UTC)

Ok I'll check out that talk page and put some stuff together. Hopefully this weekend, maybe next week. MrX blow me 20:30, 23 December 2022 (UTC)

Sweet! You know, I'll probably lace those userboxes throughout the Beetlejuice page. Probably right under the images already in. Nacky (talk) 00:32, 24 December 2022 (UTC)Nacky

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Hey @Nacky:, I finally got around to making one, Template:User Lydia Deetz, as I'm sure you saw I took the liberty of adding to your user page. Feel free to mess around with it, or leave it as is. As for your more general question as to how to make them, I usually just copy the source content from another userbox, then change the image, text, and colors as desired. Some of the other userboxes on my user page have good examples of how to add links with different colors. Let me know if you have any questions or if you'd like me to create another one, or several more. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:47, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Oh, and if you check out the sports userboxes on my page, you can see how to make the box automatically add users to categories. MrX blow me 19:11, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Merry Cristmas!

Got a cromebook, which im using for editing. Damn, i'm gonna install ultraviolet! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:59, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

I was under the impression that Christmas was yesterday. Either way, congrats on your Chromebook! 20:25, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

@BraGreMat: depends on time zone. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:32, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

I also had a go with the vis editor, but found it a bit... Not my style. Although I will use it for heavy formatting stuff when I need to. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:34, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

I have the same situation with the visual editor. I only use it when I can't figure out how to do something in the source editor. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:49, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

No, i meant yesterday as in December 24th. 22:01, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

Well, here in the US, Christmas is on Dec 25. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:10, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, i know that. I don’t know why you guys don’t celebrate Christmas on the literal Christmas eve though. 08:21, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

Well, we celebrate it on Christmas, not on the Eve. Don't know why. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:07, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

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Merry Christmas to all of you too! And Happy Kwanza, New Year, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, etc. etc. MrX blow me 04:57, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Happy holidays

My favourite uncyclopedian dipshit! ShabiDOO 03:00, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

Ah, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me! ¡Feliz Año Nuevo güey! MrX blow me 05:00, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Childish Homophobic Humor vs Childish Misogynistic Humor war

That’s all. I see a war between these two categories on the horizon. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:17, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

Well what a great war it will be. The history books will probably call it World War 3 AND 4 combined. We must choose our allies carefully and make sure we end up on the winning side. This war will define our legacy. MrX blow me 05:03, 29 December 2022 (UTC)

Template:Userblocked

Is this template OK for users of former Blocked users like

This user is proud to say that they have been blocked indefinitely on Wikipedia.

Template:Userblocked Ohnoitspeyton (talk) 00:29, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that’s cool. If you wanna make it a userbox, try copying and pasting the source content from Template:User Wikiblocked and then changing the text and image. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:32, 31 December 2022 (UTC) OK (Ohnoitspeyton (talk) 00:35, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

This user is proud to say that they have been blocked indefinitely on Uncyclopedia.

result

Nice! But you could make another one that doesn’t say indefinitely if you want, or change that one. MrX blow me 00:42, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

Ok Ohnoitspeyton (talk) 00:48, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

So

I was on Recent Changes (on en.wikibooks, not here), and I saw the 2023 and was like "No! Somebody call a steward, we have a hacker!" than I realized it actually is 2023, and after a bit found it funny I forgot what year it was. Although in summer 2021, I finnaly got over the habit of saying 2020. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:40, 7 January 2023 (UTC)

Haha yeah that can take a while to get used to. Maybe it’s easier for me cuz I’m old enough to remember what a big deal everyone made about Y2K. My school actually made our Christmas break 2 days longer that year in case our computers had issues. MrX blow me 04:47, 8 January 2023 (UTC)

This is crazy, but..

..have you ever played a game and spent an hour trying to find/obtain something, only to realize you had one stashed in a chest somewhere? I needed just one powered rail in Minecraft for my villager farm and spent 10 minutes turning a few blocks of iron into pickaxes, then went to empty my inventory, went in my redstone chest, and found the single powered rail I needed. Well, that saved half an hour of mining for gold... But not the sticks needed to make 7 iron pickaxes! (wasted iron? Bah! I got 50 useless iron blocks!) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:21, 15 January 2023 (UTC)

Haha ouch. But no that’s never happened to me. MrX blow me 15:47, 15 January 2023 (UTC)

So im playing fortnite, and im on one health, and this guy uses the most elaborate heavy hitting weapon in the game (after using some super sneaky movement skills just to get into my mini shelter) and maybe deal 400 damage to me with a headshot. For fucks sake, just shoot me with a goddam pistol you nitwit! What, does he think I have some super one hit kill weapon that kills every other player when I use it or something!? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:20, 15 January 2023 (UTC)

Haha I like his style. MrX blow me 20:22, 15 January 2023 (UTC)

Then Im shooting at this guy who literally starts dancing. After reducing him to a limp body on the floor, I was like "You sure you're playing the game I think you think you're playing?"

There needs to be some sort of "most stupid gaming moments". Really. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:36, 15 January 2023 (UTC)

I'd assume there is something somewhere on the Internet devoted to documenting all of the most stupid gaming moments. MrX blow me 05:06, 16 January 2023 (UTC)

Emergancy (joke)

As you are an admin, please read the warnings about, and advice with Block (which are located on that page). Thank you. Failure to do so will result in insanity (welcoming yourself over and over, for e.g) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:08, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

FUCKK!?

ban me please before I do something i regret L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:37, 22 January 2023 (UTC)

not permament, just till i calm down L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:38, 22 January 2023 (UTC)

Nevermind, I no longer feel a desire to destroy something. But I think I've completly lost my sence of humor. Read a featured article and not even smiled. Eventually just gave up. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:19, 22 January 2023 (UTC)

Sorry I wasn't available to block you, but I'm glad it seems you got things sorted out, mostly. Yeah I've been slammed busy with training for my new job, finally cooled down a bit, for now at least. MrX blow me 00:09, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

This you?

Is this your wikipidia account? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:50, 27 January 2023 (UTC)

No. That guy is a liar and an imposter. MrX blow me 00:10, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

VFQD

The VFQD seems to be gone on uploaded files pages. Can you delete this File:HerculesWithFriendsInChocolateyPlaces.jpg because it wasn't as good as the re-adjusted good one. Gooder one? Nacky (talk) 14:13, 30 January 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Also delete this one, since it annoyed me, and I have since fixed it and re-uploaded it; File:The-Deal-with-the-Golden-Apples.jpg Nacky (talk) 06:04, 4 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

OMG! This one was just too stretched. And I decided to use the original pic anyway. So this will have to go: File:Perseus-is-Shocked-I-Tell-You!.jpg Nacky (talk) 15:49, 7 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

@Nacky: sorry for the late response, new job, training, bla bla bla. Did you mean QVFD? And is there still an issue? MrX blow me 00:12, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

There used to be a link to be able to request a delete on un-used pics. But it's not there anymore. So I listed the file names, unless I'm somehow not seeing it. Nacky (talk) 00:45, 11 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Hmm, I’ve never seen VFQD. Maybe Cassie knows? MrX blow me 01:04, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

It used to be on the pages where you could just vote for a quick deletion if the file isn't to your liking, but it's since been removed. So that's why I bothered you here with this thing. Those files that I mention here aren't being used because I did a few more touch ups and replaced the ones I did upload like that. I'm really a perfectionist and if a photo can be improved, I need to do that. I just made a .gif file for the Perseus page I'm currently working on and that turned out okay. I've been doing a lot of Greek culture pages lately. And my Hercules page has been nominated for feature! How about that? Nacky (talk) 01:44, 11 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Yeah that’s QVFD which I believe is working. Is there anything you still need huffed or did it all get taken care of? And nice job getting Hercules close to featured! I’ll take a look and vote soon. MrX blow me 01:55, 12 February 2023 (UTC)

All those files like File:The-Deal-with-the-Golden-Apples.jpg and such are still there. The main Hercules pic is a little off-center but I'll worry about that later. If I even do. I've been hitting the Greek category and getting pages up that were sorely lacking like; Apollo, Ares, Mount Olympus, and currently working toward completing the Perseus page. I especially like how Ares turned out. I used several gifs. One I made myself :p and it's such a blast that any of my pages would be voted for. I really wanted to offer up the Trojan War page but someone had already done that so all I could do was add to it and fix some things.

When I get the Perseus page finished, and if I feel in a mood, I'll try and expand and improve the Andromeda page. But I don't wanna step on any toes. And I do have plans for the Tolkien-related collection. There are some that don't exist that should. Oh how I would get that to going heehee. And then I have plans for a Castaway collection of pages. Oh boy. Nacky (talk) 12:21, 12 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Encyclopedia Dramatica thinks I'm the TRUE and HONEST Willy on wheels

I was checking on the encyclopedia dramatica page on myself (one of the few good things encyclopedia dramatica has produced), and I saw that a wikia account that I created a year ago to edit a recreation of uncyclopedia on wikia was added to the list of external links. I am now the TRUE and HONEST WoW, because we know encyclopedia dramatica users don't lie. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:08, 30 January 2023 (UTC)

Lol nice. MrX blow me 00:13, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

Help me! + Overclocking phone display/de-ded-ify an dead pixel

Help me!!! My phone seems jerky at Google Chrome wit 90 Hz! Can i overclock my phone screen to 100 Hz (not 99.982 or 100.252) with his pixel clock (video timing exprimed in MHz)? And can i remove my dead pixel out of my phone display? With what? Thx but i don't have computer for overclocking phone display. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 16:09, 2 February 2023 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but MrX is currently AFK. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:00, 2 February 2023 (UTC)

you could remove the dead pixel by removing the screen obv 💅

i love templates but cannot use them

MrX

— Uncyclopedian male —
Edit count	5,168

average shiba inu enthusiast

how do i explain this

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== How to BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB == 3:06, 3 February 2023 (UTC)

“By removing the screen”?! Bruh nope. I want an wiper with 0.062 5 - 0.125 ml of water... ;) (My phone was not waterproof and smokeproof not like others Redmi K series or the new Samsung S23 series! 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 08:24, 3 February 2023 (UTC)

then get a wiper and a waterproof phone obv 💅

i love templates but cannot use them

MrX

— Uncyclopedian male —
Edit count	5,168

average shiba inu enthusiast

how do i explain this

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== How to BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB == 5:10, 3 February 2023 (UTC)

Thank you! But my Redmi Note 10 5G was my new phone since 2022/08 or 2022/07 😬

My train goes making an derailment cause of that 🥶 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 19:35, 4 February 2023 (UTC)

Yeah sorry I don't speak that language. MrX blow me 00:14, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

BOIN'! BOIN'! BOIN'! BOIN'! GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GIDOIN!

GIDOIN BOIN BOIN BOIN! CUCS BOIN! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.20.88.188 (talk • contribs)

Yeah, we know you're Wolverhampton/Walbro. MrX blow me 00:23, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

Deza Ponuwo Winky! Deza Ponuwo Winky! The Win Gidon, The Win Gidoin! Dapaza Dafamew Nasew!

Deza Ponuwo Winky! Deza Ponuwo Winky! The Win Gidon, The Win Gidoin! Dapaza Dafamew Nasew! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.20.88.188 (talk • contribs)

Aaaaaaaand blocked. Just a week. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:25, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

Just a second TROLOLOLLIPOP! Lick my turds. --GIDOIN – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.12.33.103 (talk • contribs)

I'd love to. MrX blow me 00:36, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

Deza Ponuwo Winky! Deza Ponuwo Winky! The Win Gidon, The Win Gidoin! Dapaza Dafamew Nasew! The Win Gidon, The Win Gidoin! Dapaza Dafamew Nasew! Nasew!

eat my turds – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.12.33.103 (talk • contribs)

Just tell me when and where. Ciao to our favorite Brit living in Italy! MrX blow me 00:37, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

Brogo edits things that are just like it was

With spaces, and stuff. I just don't get it. Some edits are needed, and I get on a train of thought and a storyline and I'll add words that are not needed and that's fine to edit things into proper diction, but it's all the other edits that are SO UNNECESSARY! And apparently he's going through my list of pages I've submitted. He could just private message me and tell me what it is about my pages that need fixed and I would look into it (like the spaces issue) and I swear it looks okay on my end with spaces and all. I'm using a desktop computer not some phone. So I'm not sure what he's seeing but I just wish he'd take it down a notch. Comedy is hard. The editing and spaces can be dealt with later and he could just let me know and maybe provide a screenshot to whatever it is he's seeing. But it seems like excessive editing for the sake of editing something that looked fine in the first place. I can code these wikis fairly well. If he REALLY wanted to help me, he could make the video clip in Good One appear larger. Sheesh! Nacky (talk) 20:27, 11 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Yeah his grammar is usually good, but he’s a certified pain in the ass. Feel free to revert anything he does. I’ll take a closer look at everything later and block him if necessary. MrX blow me 01:57, 12 February 2023 (UTC)

I really don't wanna get anyone blocked. He did help me in some ways. I just wish I knew what he was seeing on his end that I'm not seeing on mine. I just don't understand a lot of the edits. Grammar and syntax is one thing, it's just...I dunno. The spaces issue. I have a fairly large monitor and I don't use the whole screen, I do have the browser smaller than the screen so I can see the desktop behind it. For other programs and stuff. I use the recycle bin a lot. I don't like to keep too much on the HD. And so, to me, I make things look nice. On what I'm seeing that is. Nacky (talk) 12:35, 12 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

I love your spirit, preferring to not have anyone blocked. Sorry I've been busy for a while, this new job is great but still incredibly busy. Some of his spacing things are regional preferences, like his adding spaces around ellipses. One of the things he does, adding the non breaking space template, I think it's {{SP}}, took me a while to figure out. It keeps things together so they aren't broken up when the end of a line on whatever screen someone is using breaks up a sentence. It's not necessary for grammar, but it can be helpful for reading. For example, if you write 50 million and but that template in between 50 and million, then the whole "50 million" will stay together, which is kinda helpful, but not totally necessary, so always feel free to undo that if you want. Hope that makes sense. Let me know if you have any other questions/issues/whatevs. Cheers. MrX blow me 13:58, 12 April 2023 (UTC)

i are don vito mafia crappolio and i have an offer you can't refuse in my villa of into PALERMO and it is the cousin frank from CHICAGO and the uncle tony from NEW YORK to of into about GIDOIN

my turds are very yummi yammi. i is are of workeded for yearses to buildings GIDOIN MAFIA CASINOS BIG MONIES and unshitlopedia destroyed all and now cousin anthony from new jersey is of very inkatsed and now we bang bang of if you is openings back casinos for big monies maphia i will of is into diamonds and ferrari villa positano amalfi gualiò and a liter of olive oil with million dollarz bang bang --GIDOIN – Preceding unsigned comment added by 95.238.191.243 (talk • contribs)

Lovely. MrX blow me 05:29, 12 February 2023 (UTC)

The new GIDOIN-SPANDILOAME-DON VITO CRAPPOLIO CO.LTD. is founded: we will sell gidoin poop, turds and crappy oil worldwide. Big monies the win gidoin the win gidoin

GIDOIN! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 80.116.203.15 (talk • contribs)

Thanks for making your shit easy to spot and delete. MrX blow me 06:31, 12 February 2023 (UTC)

I love it when you smash trolls. Nacky (talk) 12:30, 12 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

BIVOIN GIDOIN, BIVOIN GIDOIN, DEEBEY GIDOIN, DEEBEY GIDOIN! HMMM HMMM. --GIDOIN

What is 'Headline of Wikipedia' have to do with anything?

I wanted to know if there's some kind of dispute involving wikipedia? Is there a list of pages that will be huffed? I tried to explain the situation with the Beetlejuice page that I did take over. But it was literally just one little sentence in there with the headline "Beetlejuice" and I did leave that because I wasn't the one who originally created the article. I'm thinking maybe someone did have a problem with it and that I'm not seeing it somehow. Brogo mentioned it and I tried to explain my situation with Beetlejuice. But it's since been deleted and now, I fear that Beetlejuice is up for deletion somehow. Is there any way to save it? Is it a question of having to re-create it? Or... Please let me know. It's been upsetting me. I tried asking for permission before taking it over but I never got a reply. Was it someone from wikipedia? I wish I understood. I'm just here to write funny pages. I'm not trying to piss anyone off. Nacky (talk) 16:22, 13 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

No, it’s just Brogo trying to justify… something. What he’s trying to justify is unknown to me though, since i don’t speak his language. 18:24, 13 February 2023 (UTC)

Okay. I'll try to relax then. I get on a roll and start writing articles and making silly pics and gifs and when something is getting edited out of the blue, I check that and make sure that everything else is okay. When Borgo edits anything of mine, I do get a bit on the defensive at somethings. Not where he corrects a word or something like that. It's all the other edits that confuse me, because...why? But anyway, the Beetlejuice page situation got me paranoid since (as I explained before) I didn't create that page at all. I just took it over. But I did make attempts to ask for permission beforehand from the authors. I just never heard back. But thank you for looking into the matter. I've been jamming on the Greek collection for the past two months and it bugged me that Apollo, Ares, Hercules, and even Perseus were absent from the whole thing. So I changed that. I think my pages turned out well. I especially like the line I came up with involving Ares and the chicken that flipped himself at Ares! XD So you can tell I'm having a blast with this stuff. Nacky (talk) 19:43, 13 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

PDUM PDUM P'DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP CITY DUMP!

TOP CAT IS INCOUNTERED THE LIEUTENENTE PADOL AND IS NOW ONLY SERGEANT DIBBLE. NOW DIBBLE IS NOW PRIVATE PILE DIBBLE AND NOW HE PLAYS HIS MONIES ALL IN THE WIN GIDOIN MAFIA CRAPPOLIO SUPERSTAR CASINO. --GIDOIN

JOOOY TO THE WORLD! JOOOY TO THE WORLD NOW! JOY TO THE PRICK-PRICK: MrXy HAS LONG PRICK! JOY TO THE PRICK-PRICK: MrXy HAS LONG PRICK! SIR MrXy HAS DA LONGEST PRIIICK!

SUPAH LONGEST EVAH!

PLOS NACKY NOT INTO ROLLBACKINGS ME: I ARE AN IDIOT BUT I IS DA FUNNIEST IDIOT EV4H

PLOS INTO PLOSSINGS ME. PS: I LIKE TO EAT DA POOP. --GIDOIN BIDOIN

You're just trolling. Not funny. Why are you attacking Mr X? Get a life! Nacky (talk) 01:14, 17 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

I is are not of into attackings MrX bcuz now he is our new GREAT ETERNAL LEADER AND GOD AND ALL. And, btw, I like to eat da poop. --GIDOIN TIDOIN'

Why are you calling me a "plos"? All you're doing is spamming his page here. You're accomplishing nothing. Nacky (talk) 04:32, 17 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

crocotta eat my turds!

Karl MrX is da bestest user evah

Gidoin Gidoin. --GIDOIN PIVOIN

Okay…—Crocotta1 02:00, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

for i in who_cares:
  prints(i.name, i.intelligence)

Output when i ran this code in godot:

Anonymous_User 4
Crocotta1 25

No idea how it figures out the intelligence tho. I guess its measured in IQ. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:53, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

For comparison, I apparently have an IQ of 55. I guess thats rare for a boy, who have 0 - 1, no exceptions. Exept maybe me. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:57, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:20, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

look at this guy

User:Wheelsontheancom is named "wheels on" and not "on wheels"
I think he's trying to impersonate me
also he's an IrrationalWiki user and we all know nobody uses RationalWiki unironically
Verdict: He's a troll.
also I changed my default font to comic sans and it's really ugly Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:38, 23 February 2023 (UTC)

Looks like he's not doing anything, but I'll keep an eye on it. MrX blow me 14:00, 12 April 2023 (UTC)

Robbery

You're being robbed of 5 bucks. this is a stick-up.

Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 17:54, 16 March 2023 (UTC)

Sorry for the late response, but I saw this when you first left me this message and immediately put a check in the mail. I'm assuming you've received it by now. MrX blow me 14:01, 12 April 2023 (UTC)

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i like to eat da poop! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.33.155.186 (talk • contribs)

That’s lovely. MrX blow me 01:12, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

I am Karl MrX

puppi puppi pupi-puppi, puppi puppi pupi-pù! puppi puppi pupi-puppi, puppi puppi pupi-pù! --Gidoin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.33.155.186 (talk • contribs)

Yes, you certainly are, Wolverhampton. MrX blow me 03:26, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

COMMISSARIO PUPE! TRUMP IS A TURDLICKER!

– Preceding unsigned comment added by 95.235.37.30 (talk • contribs)

Yes, Trump is a turdlicker, and you are wolver walbro. MrX blow me 04:05, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

You've got mail.

I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

 Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!  04:23, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

Nice! MrX blow me 04:30, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations on your new job at the Uncylopedia Marshals Service! Should you choose to accept it, you could be one of the most highly sought-out positions in the world; Deputy Director of the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 04:35, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

I look forward to climbing the ladder on my knees. MrX blow me 04:42, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

Nope: U R wolverwanderwalbro walsall bromwich dudley coventry! I is of into arings Mr. Gidoin Commissario Pupe Tunontepreoccupe Commissario Pupe Penzallasalute Don Vito Crappolio

and trump is a turdlicker – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.56.204.71 (talk • contribs)

Hello again wolver walbro. Hope you’re enjoying Italy. MrX blow me 17:37, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

hey, your boozafiltah breakeded my balls!

i can write nothing! i wanna wandozlyze

Noah! (screaming as Ru'afo in Star Trek: Insurrection DAT IS BESTEST WITH ITALIAN DUBBEDED ROTFL): YOU are wonzerwambro. I is of are Mr. Gidoin Commissario Pupe and enjoyeded JAPAN for GIDOIN volley team wonnings FIFA World Cupsings. You see Italy bcuz we work for secret service but you don't say nothing bcuz it's a natinal security secret. bodo bodo, the win gidoin the win gidoin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.26.195.202 (talk • contribs)

Youtube is becoming a supercapitalishitist supershit: 15 SECONDS OF ADVERT FOR 7 SECONDS OF VIDEO. AND OTHER 15 SECS OF ADVERT AT THE END... OMK, OH MY KARL! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.26.195.202 (talk • contribs)

YouTube? Capitalist? No, no, walbro, YouTube is Totes McGotes certified Woke to the Boats. They regularly demonetize turdlicker content. You love YouTube. MrX blow me 18:45, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

commissario pupe! piripiripippippì! pensa alla salute! piripiripippippì! commissario pupe! piripiripippippì! tu no te preoccupe! piripiripippippì!

commissario pupe – Preceding unsigned comment added by 80.183.196.41 (talk • contribs)

i are of banned mr.x because HE is welbro wonzerhampton and nottings me

commssario pupe! gidoin! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 80.183.196.41 (talk • contribs)

Actually I banned you cuz your football team sucks, wanderers haven’t won shit since 1960. MrX blow me 22:42, 15 April 2023 (UTC)

Writing competitions, collabs?

I was wondering if we still have writing competitions and awards given out, I've been on here for about seven months and have not seen any to my knowledge. I would love to bring these back to bring the community closer and hopefully expand. If you ever want to start one let me know and I will be more than happy to help. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:23, 16 April 2023 (UTC)

Thanks! We’re definitely due for one. I think Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise is usually in summer, so maybe in 2 or 3 months we could start that up. MrX blow me 00:57, 16 April 2023 (UTC)

Well depending on what happens I will not be around this summer due to boot camp but if not I will definitely do that. Or if you would like to start another separate competition I would love to collaborate with you on that, I really want to do a lot for this community. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:47, 16 April 2023 (UTC)

Nice. Perhaps we could start the PLS a little sooner. Then there’s the Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball that’s a Thanksgiving competition when it is held. And we also have the Toilet Paper Riot article, a collab that still needs a lot of work. Feel free to contribute to that. MrX blow me 15:25, 16 April 2023 (UTC)

Sounds good! But yes, if you would like to start a new writing competition or something of that sort, message me on my talk page. Have a good one Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 15:51, 16 April 2023 (UTC)

plos nottinghamingis into bannings me i are of is into create 12 million trolling articles for isings uncy bestest number articles bestest of enwiki and plossings nottings intoings bannings meings bcuz wanderers 2-0 brentford so premier league is ours ha ha

of into plossings – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.26.6.14 (talk • contribs)

Lol brentford is garbage. You should be embarrassed it wasn’t 6-0. MrX blow me 01:11, 19 April 2023 (UTC)

of into plossings nottinghamings bannings me bcuz brentford is now qualified for champions league final and wonned 4-0 vs real bayern city and we defeated it so we are super champions and will challengings the Super Win Gidoin

deza ponuwo winky! deza ponuwo winky! the win gidoin, the win gidoin, dapaza dafamew nasew! --Gidoin Wanderers – Preceding unsigned comment added by 95.234.28.28 (talk • contribs)

Lol brentford in champions league. That’ll be the day. MrX blow me 03:38, 19 April 2023 (UTC)

plos into sorryngs me bcuz my keyboard passed away and now i cannottings into writings not a single word dafuk so i cannot into wandalyzings and i cannottings into writings yuo OMG

i dunno what to do i have keybord fucked and i can't write to you! not a single word, nor a single sign. DAMN! PLOS INTO GIVINGS ME A KEYBOARD. I are of need a super techno trekkie keyboard with a key to nuke trump with a radiactive turd bcuz trump is a turdlicker. DAFUK i cannottings into writings to yuo. --GIDOIN COMMISSARIO PUPE - commissario pupe tu no te preoccupe, commissario pupe pensa alla salute... – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.51.38.114 (talk • contribs)

Damn, that is tragic! I hope you get your keyboard unfucked so you can write to me more cuz I’m totally unblocking you right now! MrX blow me 04:11, 21 April 2023 (UTC)

Eviscerarsi è bello! Eviscerarsi è figo!

and i still not into havings a keybord, a laptop keyboard, a screen keyboard, a pen, a mouse, a computer and somebody robbed any form of computer in an area of 1,000 km around me and i live now in a cave with only a commodore 64 to try to write to you (without a keyboard, a computer, and internet), using some stones and dinosaur poop to write to you but you banned infinitenesh me and so i am now cannottings into writings cuz u banned infiniTHUD me and now i'm dead too so i can't write to you cuz am dead and am smelling of cadaver and now i need of into trollings and wandozlyzings and spammings for Gidoin and now the worstest news ever: Man City refused to give Brentford its place so now Brentford is in the poop among randy marsh's turds and Wanderers cannot into winnings FIFA Volleyball Supergalactic Milky Way Superpowerplus Cup. And cannot into writings. Could you gib me a keyboard superpower plus? plos into gib moni plos. --Gidoin Vito Crappolio Commissario Pupe – Preceding unsigned comment added by 95.247.194.150 (talk • contribs)

TLDR. MrX blow me 00:38, 25 April 2023 (UTC)

hey Karl MrX, my bestest friendoli! after COMMISSARIO PUPE am tryng to find and share to you BALLA DI PAGLIA BALLA DI FIENO another super-crappy song we'll loooove! PS: Brentford won La Liga and Copa Libertadores and World Baseball Classic (this one shared with Gidoin)

the boin gidoin!

balla di paglia, balla di fieno, balla paglia o sennò me meno!

balla di fieno, famme er malocchio, balla paglia o sennò me crocchio!

gidoin --Gidoin Walsall – Preceding unsigned comment added by 212.171.235.158 (talk • contribs)

You’re as delusional as Trump, and you lick even more turds. MrX blow me 02:49, 28 April 2023 (UTC)

Hey not into beings a turdlicker as trump, I willings into findings balla di fieno dat is a turdish song and we love it. By now the Glacchignà Gnacchignà empire is of into risings. --Gidoin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.21.154.203 (talk • contribs)

You’re into licking Trump’s turds harder than Stormy Daniels. MrX blow me 00:50, 2 May 2023 (UTC)

Plos into not of darings how dare you dat now i rank you #2nd turdlicker but the worstest #1 turdlicker evah is always trump (shit) and who is stormy danielz buh dunno. plos by now speakings into palermo sicilian cuz i is cannontings understandings a single english word bcuz my english teacher said us dat english doesn't exists... Sooo what the fuck he was teaching us? He admitted to be there to rob salary? UHM... BTW, bcuz you DARED, now is song time: Od Bihaca do Petrovca sela, do Petrovca sela, MisteriXà mi ha cacato il cà, mi ha cacatò il cà! Commissariù vodi Gidoin svoje, vodi Gidojn svoje! Nek se vidi, nikog se ne boje, nikog se ne boje... --Gidoin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.7.152.143 (talk • contribs)

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Now I are of is into wankings:

Gnittignì Gnattignà

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Glacchignà Gnacchignà

Splappignà Sploppignopp – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.21.154.203 (talk • contribs)

Uh huh. That might be the most productive thing that you, Stormy Daniels, have ever done with your life. MrX blow me 00:51, 2 May 2023 (UTC)

HAI ROTTO IL CAZZO. ORA FACCIO CANZONE. OD BIHACA DO PETROVCA SELA, DO PETROVCA SELA... --Gidoin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.7.152.143 (talk • contribs)

Category for a handful of weird mythological beasties.

Weird Creatures and Beasts would make a good category. I have plans. Nacky (talk) 20:47, 3 May 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Yeah that would be a good category! MrX blow me 13:55, 4 May 2023 (UTC)

@Nacky: to make a category, just type it into the search bar and create it like another page. Or like this: ... MrX blow me 18:07, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

Hang on. MrX blow me 18:08, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

K I created it and added 1 beast. It also helps to put {{CatBrowser}} at the top when you’re creating a category. Let me know if you have any other questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:13, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

Svex 88kg etc is a turdlicker but alsoings the boozefilter is a turdlicker who dared to block me while i was pooping inside svex brain cuz i like to turd inside brains

oh great and eternal and soopah-long-pricked leader MRX plos into turdings him. --Gidoin Didoin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.40.57.179 (talk • contribs)

Oh our great and eternal and holy and long-pricked leader MrX don't be a poopy-poopy-poopy-poop because BRENTFORD is bestest team. The trainer is MR. BRADFORD of bradford family eight is enough or bettere eleven is enough and MR.BRADFORD is not DICK VAN PATTEN but he is RINUS MICHELS bestest football trainerings ever so Brentford will of wonnings Champsons Lig ha ha

protofrataprakt! --Gidoin Ditoin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.40.57.179 (talk • contribs)

HACK UP REQUEST

100 reasons to ban Aimsplode

just wanna see if this aged poorly or well (move it to my userspace) Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:39, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

Normally I’d be happy to, but in this case it looks like it was just some small crap in user space. Is there something specific you happen to know it listed? I don’t believe it was ever any good. MrX blow me 20:46, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

Nah, I wasn’t on uncyclopedia until 2021 Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 11:06, 9 May 2023 (UTC)

User may not upload files onto Wikimedia Commons for the sole purpose of bypassing this rule.

Oh jeez. Croc's back at it again with this file. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Jewish_Furry_Symbol.jpg

How did I know that was hers? Well, two things. I think that this is one of her sanctions, and apparently this is her username on DeviantArt. I sometimes go by the same username in socials too but yes a sanction has been broken. This is why you can't have nice things. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:34, 10 May 2023 (UTC)

Yeah. Oh well. I’ll still leave her TPA unless it gets really ridiculous, but I’m not unblocking her for a long time, if ever. MrX blow me 15:45, 10 May 2023 (UTC)

pueno pueno pueno ueuè, pueno pueno ueuè! badicchiu beni ganussò... yuganrross!

pueno ueuè --Commissario Pupe (pensa alla salute)– Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.21.143.198 (talk • contribs)

Se c'è del marcio in Danimarcia c'è del piscio in Danipiscia

Già! Ma ciò vorrebbe dire che c'è del vomito in Danivomita, che c'è del merdo in Danimerda, e che c'è del diarreo in Diarranimarca. Ma che cazzo faceva Shakespeare? --Gidoin Friboin – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.54.48.205 (talk • contribs)