User talk:APM
Hi, I guess...
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MLG[edit source]
Hey APM, I saw that you removed the {{construction}} tag which I added to your article. As it currently stand your article doesn't meet our minimum required quality level and is therefore a candidate for deletion. The main problem is a lack of encyclopedic-style content. Instead of just a collection of quotes and a list, try forming your thoughts into paragraphs. If you've got any questions I'd be happy to help out. -- The Zombiebaron 09:00, 6 July 2015 (UTC)
Ah. Alright, I've added it back. And I'll try to edit it once I have some ideas. On a side note, are there any "best articles" of Uncyclopedia that I can look at and understand Uncyclopedia's style better? If so, can you link me? Thanks . APM (talk) 10:50, 6 July 2015 (UTC)
- Yup, here is a complete list of all our past featured articles. You can also see and vote on articles currently nominated to be featured at UN:VFHS, maybe one day one of your articles will be nominated there. -- The Zombiebaron 16:10, 7 July 2015 (UTC)
Ah. Thank you so much for the help. APM (talk) 07:59, 8 July 2015 (UTC)
- I suggest you change the list of memes into a prose format, with explanations of what these memes mean. This will make it look more encyclopedic. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 09:56, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
Hmm, I'm not what you're trying to say. Perhaps you can demonstrate, or explain clearer? Thanks. APM (talk) 11:17, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
- I think MyOwnBadSelf is referring to your final list of memes. The problem with it is that you are not making a joke, just listing the ones used on MLG. And I don't think the reader really needs to know all of them (otherwise, he would have went to knowyourmeme or someplace similar). You're spending time and space on something that doesn't do justice to your humour, originality or creativity, which is what we are looking for! Anton (talk) 13:46, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
Ah. I see what you mean. I'll change it over once I get more time on me hands. APM (talk) 09:12, 1 August 2015 (UTC)
HMC2015[edit source]
I haven't seen you sign up for [Monkey]. I know that was an oversight on your part. I will forgive you once you sign up. I'll cut off one of your family members fingers every hour until you do. YEAY!!! happy times. If you cannot participate...you can always be a judge. The more judges...the better! ShabiDOO 16:39, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
No thanks. Cut up my family members if you will. APM (talk) 09:12, 1 August 2015 (UTC)
User:APM/Serbia[edit source]
Hi APM! You're really being harsh on yourself! This page has a lot of potential and most of the problems are prose-related (which a good proofreading will easily eliminate). I'll even do this proofreading for you (tomorrow). Concerning ideas, you have plenty in the history section. Tell us more about the Albanians! What happened after? What's happening now? That'll already increase the page in two (at least). Good luck! Anton (talk) 20:23, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
Sorry to hear...[edit source]
...about your recent death. Keep up the good work... -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)