Protected page

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/contest4

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

Pages for Deletion

Zombiebaronvs.Braydie.png

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the VFD-padlock.png Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

|delnumber=0 |delete=

|comments=

}}

Don't mess with the above template. Seriously.

Also don't CUT yourself, emo kid.

And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.

New nominations at the top of the page;

Please remember to precede votes with #, not * and to update the relevant score when you vote.

Perry Cox

Score: 3
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Confused at the deletes First, good enough not to be huffed. Second, it is on topic, as this is the doctor either talking to other people or to himself life he did/does on the show (I haven't seen it in years). Aleister 17:41 2-4-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like scrubs,Q.E.D Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:45, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Proof that I need more than an hour to write. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 16:56, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit more work on the concept would have carried this one over for me, as it is it's not quite there. Would be interested to see you carry on with this one though. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:05, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'm really not sure what's going on. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:09, 2 April 2011
  4. Didn't really laugh. --Black Flamingo 17:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Don't get the idea. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

the wisky line made me LOL but im not sure about the rest. maybe needs to be on user page.

Edward Cullen

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  • Well, don't you remember Douglas Adams's "Mostly Harmless"? If you return that "sparkly" word and make it actually spark (Photoshop?), the article will be just self-descriptive. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:13, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. A line of fanaticism. Just what we need... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:51, 2 April 2011
  2. YES! INCREDIBLE! Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:05, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Removed my vandalism. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:05, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I was really hoping you'd actually write something here. --Black Flamingo 17:11, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Whatcha doin Willis? Aleister 17:43
Comments
  • How can you vote to delete the most greatest understated fact on UNCYCLOPEDIA!? --ShabiDOO 17:11, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Ethical trading

Score: -6
Keep (6)
  1. yes --ShabiDOO 16:54, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs some tweaking, but a solid piece of work regardless. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It could flow better, but a definite keep. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:09, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Severely needs proofing but it's a decent start. --Black Flamingo 17:18, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I think so. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:25, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Won't read it all now, but read enough for a keep. Shabidoo could write a novel in 48 hours, with the right amount of coffee available. Aleister 17:45 2-4-'11
Delete (0)
  1. Formatting is awful. I couldn't read it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:10, 2 April 2011
Comments
  • Okay, fine. I couldn't read it; abstain. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:26, 2 April 2011
  • Red check mark.svg Ethical! --ChiefjusticeDS 18:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Jaws (parallel universe version)

Score: -7
Keep (7)
  1. Terrible. --Black Flamingo 16:55, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Made me snigger like a fool. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. A scary man threatened me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:17, 2 April 2011
  4. Jajaja, was not well recieved under water. Really great concept, cant wait to see the final version --ShabiDOO 17:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
    Final... version? --Black Flamingo 17:25, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
    Yes im pretty sure there was a missin comma. What a pleasure it will be to read this with proper punctuation. --ShabiDOO 17:33, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Well done. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:20, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. You had me at 6 million squid :) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:43, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  7. "Just when you thought it was safe to go up to the surface". Ha! I'll read the rest when it's on VFH. Aleister 17:48 2-4-'11
Delete (0)
  1. Misuses commas. Have to say delete on principle, you know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:12, 2 April 2011
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Damaged goods

Score: -7
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Damn computers and their freezing up ways. 15 minutes lost early on Aleister 16:57 2-4-'11
  2. lauhed out loud in introduction and another section, slightly confused by other sections. good start. --ShabiDOO 17:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. keep --Black Flamingo 17:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Hell yeah — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:09, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Shabidoo. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:11, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Good start. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. love it! Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:41, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments

Saint-Petersburg

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Shall fix it later. Not that I like it very much, but it takes more than an hour to write a decent article. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:04, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Granted you don't have long, but there still isn't enough here for me, both in words and in laughs. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:14, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. What there just isn't enough. Can userspace it in the meantime, of course. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:18, 2 April 2011
  3. What Shab said... Userspace it for now but definitely keep at it. --Black Flamingo 17:20, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Shows potential. Maybe userspace it to work on it later? ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. /agree with above :) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:40, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Random in tandem. User space will love this page, and it shall return?! Aleister 17:50 2-4-'11
Comments
  • I think maybe user space is a better place for it. yes, potential for sure. --ShabiDOO 17:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Penis inspection day

Score: 3
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. :P I'll work on this diamond in the rough ;) I thought of an even better way to do this, </support-crappy-article> Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Biggest laugh of the tournament! It just needs a period at the end of the article. Blackflamingo laughed to, in what he calls a "burst out" (which sounds serious and may require the advice of a sexy nurse). But if I laughed so much, how could I vote delete? A keeper just as is (with the period). Aleister 17:53 2-4-'11
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Er what? --ChiefjusticeDS 17:08, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Well, um. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:20, 2 April 2011
  4. Obviously one for userspace. Although I will admit I burst out laughing when I read the content. --Black Flamingo 17:22, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Possibly for the userspace. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:28, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I cannot vote against an article with the most helarious topic in the word, even if the content is a duplicate of the topic. Im sorry. This will become the greatest article ever on uncyclopedia one day. --ShabiDOO 17:13, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • seriously, let me i got it in edit mode, let me add it :) i started 15 minutes before 7... forgot the summertime thingy..... :) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
    You can finish it in your userspace, mon. In fact, you should. >.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:20, 2 April 2011
  • Here it is, the draft... :) Penis_inspection_day2Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:21, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Superfunny article I'm writing for this contest thingy

Score: 1
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I accidentally created this article and this is the fastest way I could think of to get it deleted. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk • contribs)
Comments
Retrieved from "https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/contest4&oldid=5044527"