Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Write on paper

Article: HowTo:Write on paper	Score: 0.5
Nominated by:	RA HB 06:30, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
For: 6	For. I'm not normally one to buy into the whole sensationalism of "OMG A NU RITER! HE'Z SOOOO GOOD!" But, God damn, this is just awesome. -RA HB 06:30, June 7, 2010 (UTC) For He puts the pencil in his bum and it hurts his rectum. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:34, June 7, 2010 (UTC) For. So I shoved the pencil up my asshole. What do I do now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:49, 7 June 2010 Pacman. Haha it said ass. Jenny ? 21:46,7June,2010 For. Decent. -- lifeless Ape (rebel) (Riot Porn) 01:38, June 10, 2010 (UTC) 4 Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:43, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 5.5	Against. It's ok but I don't think it's a feature. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 15:49, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Against. Is this really considered that funny? Is there a joke here beyond "I'm egotistical"? SirIsaac 16:35, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Aga'n it The thrill is gone, and this is either Hype playing a joke with this pretty bad article or this "new" guy Toast has to keep the toast in the toaster a lot longer while he edits, edits, edits. Aleister in Chains 23:13 7 6 mmx Against. Sticking a pencil up my arse is not favorable. ~ Readmesoon 00:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Against. 70.27.84.163 11:57, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Weak Against**. It had a couple funny moments, but I don't think there's enough for it to be Front-Page-Material. Yoyoddd 03:07, June 11, 2010 (UTC)