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Article: HowTo:Create a sandstorm	Score: 12 Sand diggers
Nominated by:	Funnybony    21:17, May 7
For: 13.5	For. Funnybony    21:17, May 7 21:17, May 7, 2010 (UTC) Sure Thanks Funnybony. This is an article about ecology, soil erosion in particular, which is boring and serious in most instances. Posting on Uncy at least gives us a chance to funny up the serious a bit. Aleister in Chains 1:54 8 5 MMX For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:04, 8 May 2010  For. Per improvements after my unofficial pee; I think it's there.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 20:50, May 8, 2010 (UTC) 'What's ya doin'?. Nuthin. Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 21:39, May 8, 2010 (UTC) For. 38.116.204.34 13:37, May 10, 2010 (UTC) For. --I'mthedaddy 13:05, May 11, 2010 (UTC)  For. Zing! --Wilytank 12:25, May 14, 2010 (UTC) Minty. Per M1n1luv. Also, PLEASE change the gold font in the one section to tan or something. It's just bugging me. Che } 00:01,15May,2010  For. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:32, 16 May 2010 (UTC) RJD died. Waaah! T__TSIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 00:04, May 17, 2010 (UTC) For. ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:28, May 17, 2010 (UTC) Aye. The massiveness of the pictures renders the boldened captions not as much of an issue that I have had with Al's past articles. The tone is playful and sincere, but contrasted with the stark, minimalistic nature of the subject matter. Also, a conspicuous lack of boobies marks this to be an uncharacteristic piece from the artist known as Al. Perhaps his piece de resistance? I new dawn in the late Alchainean era of Uncyclopedic art? --Matfen 22:53, May 17, 2010 (UTC) You only remember the good parts! Only three of my pages had boobies, the fourth was the one that didn't get featured, sigh, and should find it's way back to this page someday. Al sans boobies 23:02 17 5 MMX 14. For. This article blew me away (I can't believe no one made that joke yet). Also I like the way this article makes a point about ecology and stuff. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:12, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 1.5	Against. 83.67.34.144 21:03, May 13, 2010 (UTC)  Against. per don't vote in your own nom.M1n1luv 13:55, May 14, 2010 (UTC) Um, what? —Pelozurian (talk) 18:32, 16 May 2010 (UTC) His only contribution is voting against this article. Methinks something fishy is going on.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 18:35, May 16, 2010 (UTC) The first and only edit of both the above against voters was voting against this article. But hey, isn't they why everyone signs up here, so they can vote no and then leave? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:09, May 18, 2010 (UTC) Enough conspiracy theories please, and you can place all discussions in the comments area. ~ 18:26, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Unusual layout. Awesome use of large pics. I did a Pee Review, and all my bit of advice was incorporated. Being a HowTo guide it didn't require a long-winded rap. With no way to improve it, and creating sand storms being soooo bloody important, I'm offering it to the consideration of VFH. Personally I'm impressed with most everything Al does. Same with Guildy who has well over 20 FAs for perfect articles. I wish Al luck in catching up with Guildy - a tall order.--Funnybony    21:17, May 7 Thanks Funnybony. He did a very good pee review, and found the pic of the sandstorm arriving into a town, which I captioned. As for "catching" someone in feature-count, no such thing on uncy, imnho. A features count is fun, as apes we love to "count" things and compare our cock size with the next guy, but when we get past the ape portion of our brain we can appreciate the amazing contribuitions of Guildy and Puppy and on and on. Every half-way well written page, and every added pic or edit change, adds value to the site. We all add to this value, share it with others, and grow the site not only weekly or daily but minute by minute--value added minute after minute! Yay all of us! Al sans chains 1:50 8 5 MMX Abstain. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:19, May 8, 2010 (UTC) HELPME did an unexpected and very helpful unofficial pee-review, which is on the articles' talk page, and I've just followed it to a T. Al sans chains 16:44 8 5 MMX Comment. I like the movie with Dorothy and Toto, but why does the Wicked Witch have a mustache? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:25, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

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