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UnNews:Help Uncyclopedia Buy Weird Al

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Vote	Score: 0 homeless penguins
Nomination:	I wrote this 2 months ago and it came out just fine so self-nom. ~ Kakun · talk 18:45, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. ~ Kakun · talk 18:45, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. It's not even that bad, I just don't think it really deserves to be featured. If it does get featured, I won't complain, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:44, 8 April 2025 (UTC)

Rachel Zegler

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Vote	Score: 1 little big people
Nomination:	I wrote this and got some nice feedback, so self-nom. ~ Kakun · talk 07:24, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. ~ Kakun · talk 07:24, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Terraforming

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Vote	Score: 3.5
Nomination:	Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •  22:16, 4 April 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5	self nom and for My MUGA Writing Team worked very hard on this article, with little to no pay! If this page gets featured, they will be allowed a light snack, and one weekly bathroom break! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •  22:16, 4 April 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 22:22, 4 April 2025 (UTC)  For. Norb (talk) 22:25, 4 April 2025 (UTC)  For. okay buddy 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:09, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

UnNews:Mass shooting in America

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Vote	Score: 0 template(s)
Nomination:	Norb (talk) 16:39, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. Imitation is often the sincerest form of flattery. Norb (talk) 16:39, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. Too derivative! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •  17:40, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

UnBooks:My frozen breath above the stars

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 11:25, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	I believe the world is finally ready for this article
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

White people

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Vote	Score: 9
Nomination:	Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •  15:44, 28 March 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 9	For. Stay woke! (RealDonaldTrump)  For. Mr. George / talk 16:12, 28 March 2025 (UTC) Total for! Made some significant edits. ShabiDOO 09:49, 2 April 2025 (UTC) For Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:46, 6 April 2025 (UTC) 好 ~ Kakun · talk 07:35, 7 April 2025 (UTC)  Offended MrX blow me 13:04, 7 April 2025 (UTC) Boner. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:21, 7 April 2025 (UTC)  <insert name here> EGGS ORP! MR. GLARGH EGGS AAAGH! Mr. Glargh (blaah) 15:51, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

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