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All nominated articles

Pepperpot Pete

Vote Score: 1
Nomination: Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 09:51, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. Trying to get back in the swing of writing again after being away for months. Let me know what y'all think. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 09:51, 1 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

King Diamond

Vote Score: 2 octave vocal ranges
Nomination: Hvitekristesdod (talk) 19:22, 29 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

Symbol for vote.svg For. Been doing some work on this page recently. Enjoy! Hvitekristesdod (talk) 19:25, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Don't see why not? Tavantius (talk) 01:27, 30 October 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Vlad the Impala

Vote Score: -2 impaled votes
Nomination:  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 17:45, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 3

Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:49, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

X mark.svg No. Expand it and it will be good. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:27, 28 October 2024 (UTC)

ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! Needs to be lengthened. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:07, 1 November 2024 (UTC)

UnBooks:American Government

Vote Score: -0.5 hundred representatives of America
Nomination: Gabri growl sniff 15:32, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. I like how the three branches are humorous and parodic, but this may be failed because of unview Gabri growl sniff 15:32, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

DEFINITELY 69.128.203.178 (talk) 17:06, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1.5

Symbol declined.svg Against. Doesn't suck, decently humorous, and most of all, satirical. I don't see why I'd vote no. Was this AI-generated? After I took a more closer look, this, in my opinion, doesn't deserve to be featured. Tavantius (talk) 18:19, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 00:56, 28 October 2024 (UTC)

Comments

69.128.203.178, I'm changing the number of votes to 2 because the VFH rules say that one IP vote equals one half of a registered user's vote.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 17:18, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

Taylor Swift's "psy-op"

Vote Score: 5 swiftie deniers
Nomination: Tavantius (talk) 11:33, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hilarious, parodic, and neat. Tavantius (talk) 11:33, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. The public needs to know. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:20, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. Yes check.svg Yes. I always knew! And now it's confirmed! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:29, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I’m reading this in Hunter Thompson’s voice for some reason… Hvitekristesdod (talk) 07:26 31 October 2024 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 07:27, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Homicidal screaming carrots

Vote Score: 1 homicidal screaming carrots
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 18:23, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 18:23, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

You Are in Hell

Vote Score: 3 people in Hell
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 14:53, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless. Damn.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 14:53, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:25, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 07:39, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Jimmy Whiteman

Vote Score: 4.75
Nomination: Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:35, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.75
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I've returned and I feel like this article always deserved to be featured. Let me know what y'all think! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:35, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 18:25, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:18, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
  4. 0.75 for. Not my fave style but good. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:30, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Taking ass and kickin' names! Scallop eater (talk) 07:17, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

The Government vs Cthulhu

Vote Score: 4 cultists
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 01:36, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg Love!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:36, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I stand with Cthulhu. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:19, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 07:24, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

This page does NOT exist

Vote Score: 3 non-existent votes
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 02:57, 29 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:24, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. Yes check.svg Yes. Good yes. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:25, 10 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

This Page Is On Fire

Vote Score: 1 flaming votes
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 02:55, 29 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.0
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Yahoo! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:32, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! This page is filled with too many ugly bright warning signs. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:26, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Deodorant

Vote Score: 1 stinky people
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 23:05, 13 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 23:05, 13 September 2024 (UTC)
  2. It doesn’t stink, not one bit (see what I did there?). Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 00:43, 14 September 2024 (UTC)
  3. Like.png Like Go for it! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:46, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes! --1937-183013-51003-183-9193.gif growl sniff 00:59, 29 September 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Sorry to be a party pooper, but this article is just mostly images. In terms of actual content, there mostly isn't really any. It might be funny to see photos of people licking deodorants and smelling their own armpits, but I wouldn't say it's feature-worthy. DaniPine3 (talk) 07:01, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. I'm not the biggest fan of this article. Mostly because there's too many images, but also because there isn't enough text to supplement said images. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:14, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! Also not a huge fan. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 16:15, 28 October 2024 (UTC)

Anti-werewolf

Vote Score: -1 dead werewolves
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:15, 11 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fenris2010 (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:29, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 07:13, 1 November 2024 (UTC)

HowTo:Cook A Human

Vote Score: 3 Cooked Humans
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:38, 16 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 03:35, 15 August, 2024
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very funny and tasty! - hvitekristesdod
  3. Yes check.svg Yes. Good article. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:08, 24 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Uncyclopedia Transit Authority

Vote Score: 1 passenger(s)
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 22:28, 3 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

The Jackson 5

Vote Score: 1.5 Jackson(s)
Nomination: Pasmorade (talk) 13:12, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Why hasn't this been featured yet? Pasmorade (talk) 13:25, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is ok with me to get featured, I don't think it is a good idea for sternly forcing it must be funnier than other featured articles to get highlighted. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:56, 13 August 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Amusing. 2600:1700:103A:D800:258F:66CC:97FA:CE04 (talk) 13:21, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I think that this article has potential, but for now I don't think it should be featured. Fenris2010 (talk) 01:59, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
Comments
  • I might be too young to understand literally anything in this article. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:08, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

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