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Mandr

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 59 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	why?[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif\|70px\|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz\|talk]]) (talk) 14:20, 29 May 2025 (UTC) Like ColonelKurtz said, why? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 14:39, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:39, 30 May 2025 (UTC) yeah this seems somewhat vanity-ish. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:40, 30 May 2025 (UTC) Yuk. 03:23, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 31 hours
Keep (2)	Strong keep. I have read this article a number of times and have laughed at it every time. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 19:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC) Keep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:56, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Terminate with extreme prejudice. Extremely short, stupid, and extremely unfunny. The joke existing is about as likely as a neck beard incel finding an extremely beautiful women and marrying her. (talk) 17:43, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I have merged this article with the one about HowTo:Do your taxes. Now the question is if we should delete the redirect or leave it be. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 30 May 2025 (UTC) Keep redirect. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 19:24, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:24, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 29 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Nuke. Crappy article with no humor. I can't find a single joke. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 19:48, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:48, 30 May 2025 (UTC) Eww! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:55, 30 May 2025 (UTC) yeah, let's kill this article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:01, 30 May 2025 (UTC) Infinity and beyond . . . 03:20, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 8 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	What the heck is this? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:23, 31 May 2025 (UTC) 17:23, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Meh. This not very good. 00:41, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 8 hours
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Delete (2)	What is this crap? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:25, 31 May 2025 (UTC) 17:25, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Delete. This is funny? 00:39, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 6 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	EXTERMINATE! apparently, this was created as a "stupid placeholder until someone gets around to writing something good". no one has done that yet. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:48, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Kill. This is ads? 00:33, 1 June 2025 (UTC) Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:25, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 01:25, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 5 Elapsed Time: 6 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	this is worse than the taxi article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:51, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Terminate with extreme prejudice. If we are going to write an article on Martin Scorsese and Robert DeNiro shouldn't we focus on the films? (talk) 22:39, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Delete, rewrite or redirect Maybe redirect to Andy Kaufman or rewrite from scratch. This show's too good for such a crappy article. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:15, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Facepalm. 00:30, 1 June 2025 (UTC) Feed this to a Grue! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:28, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 01:28, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
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