Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK YOU'ART METAL PRODUCTS'FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'BOOBS'TACO'PENIS ON A BUN'ARSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder WHORE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKFACE, sudden PENISPENISPENIS!!! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements INJUN or BLESSED DAMN SAINT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HEIL HITLER! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOCKIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS ARTIST DICK CHICKEN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHOAD utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUGGER television programs to address TITS Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD KISSER Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be BONG confused with SHITBALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITTY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER OFF random MARY WHITEHOUSE disorientation, culturally-JACKASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHOAD souvenir shoppes and massive VAGINA quantities RAPE of ANAL DIABETES BLOWJOB garbage.

Darnit.

A I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's DICKLICK Research Institute was CUNT founded to SPIC.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS FASCIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JOY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS OFF Tourrette's sufferers SPUNK swear. You can FUCKTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the JACK OFF bad side of a terrible NEOPETS thing.
• The main I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BANGKOK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SOD knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [EXPLETIVE] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at [Insert silly non-swear here] school for HEIL HITLER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CONDOMS sufferers to become DOUCHING manically depressed and NIGNOG commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no CUNT CRAPPER cure, and the NIHILISM drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKWIT tics often have adverse MONKEY'S UNCLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SONNY BILL WILLIAMS perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go GOD DAMN numb and NECROPHILIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than BELLEND it is without the INJUN drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome CUNTRAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the YOUR MOM public view of Tourettes as a "HOMO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SCROTUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'LL RAPE YOU sorry for HOLY DUMB FUCK "hi-jacking" your BUKKAKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I AM CORNHOLIO! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INCEST, and making fun of a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH time.

Best SAMUEL L. JACKSON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. TITS Regards to Andrew ANAL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you EUROIPODS want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEDOPHILIA saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my GIVING HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAGHEAD and CRAP ON A STICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOTHERFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITS & DICKS BAND WITH 4 DUMBASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! DICKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKFACE'S HOUSE

How PENIS to SPICY CUNT FUCK cure CHENEY the FUCKTARD Tourette's SAGGY TITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for SCUMBUCKET Tourette's CUNT CRAPPER Syndrome DOUCHE is YOU WANKER following DAMN IT these ARSE rules SEMEN in CHOAD order:

• 1: Avoid DOG SHIT immature FENCE JUMPER little CHIGGER kids,
• 2: Count to SCROTUM within DAMN 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH TITWANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING nor LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFACE yourself you BLUMPKIN don't WIENER have TESTICLE CHOKE this LAKE TITICACA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT-HEAD WITH NASTY HENTAI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKFACE last straw DAMN!

I fucking put SEX' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOTHERFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF KAFFIR THIS FUCKBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WHORE offensive. SHITTY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PUSSYLICKER people who try NI to battle INJUN'JACKASS SHIT that tight-ass LOGJAMMER 17-year-PRICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAMPONS it now, but someone said TITWANK' WALRUS SHIT SUITCASE PENIS'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKTARD is a laughing BIRD IN THE HOUSE matter. Plus there WETBACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are NAZI articles RAT'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOUCHE NAZI stuff. So WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? that means WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS stop getting mad at the NI first part too and KIKE talking about the MAMA MIA letter that it's BITCH mocking (what YOU letter? I don't even know what COCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian AUTOFELLATIO hi self SCUMBAG even made a really ART METAL PRODUCTS good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more SEX from a head nod to a REDNECK knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add DOM DeLUISE onto MOSES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BIRD IN THE HOUSE suffer that DAMNATION much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOLLOCKS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to D'OH be, because if I were a FUCKTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article O CANADA hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on WIGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FALSE BENSON be offended, don't read HI, BILLY MAYS HERE the freaking JACKASS SHIT article anyway.

BUTT PIRATE HORSE PENIS PAKI I AM CORNHOLIO! MONKEY'S UNCLE FROG'S FAT ASS BORDER HOPPER FUCKER INBRED CHOAD KISSER

SHITTY FUCK DRAMA GIVING HEAD MOCKIE HORSE SHIT SLOPE BRITNEY QUEEF DILDO POWERSHIT SEX DONKEY DICK FUCKING ORGASM GOOK FUCKING A TWAT FUCKFACE WALRUS SHIT NIGNOG GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE FUCKWIT BOOBIES CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DUNE COON SHITE GO HOME AND DIE ASSHOLE GOD DAMN FUCKER DUMBASS CUNTRAG suck my mothers FUCKER DOG SHIT JERK OFF PISS OFF DONKEY DICK DAMN BALL SACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! WANKSPLAT FRIG GOBSHITE BITCH BLOWJOB DARTH VADER FUCK GIVING HEAD FUCKING A NIPPLES SHIT JOHNNY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MACACA SHITCUNTING DOUCHE NAZI INBRED SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER KRAUT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WALRUS SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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IS? MY? MOTHER? 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JACKSON DYKE HOLY DUMB FUCK BONER TAMPON IN MY ASS NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] BLOWJOB CHIGGER SHIT CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY MARY WHITEHOUSE BEANER SPUNK HADJI FUCK DOUCHE TURD BRITNEY SHITHEAD TURD TITS PISS SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO SHITE RAPE SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY REBECCA BLACK ASS FASCIST ARSE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN JACK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHETITS FRENCH TICKLER FRIG SHITE WIENER BITCH WANKSPLAT ASSWIPE FUCK DOUCHING CLUSTER FUCK COCKSTUFFER JUNGLE BUNNY PUNANI GO HOME AND DIE BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS SHITE SHIT FUCKSTAIN KRAUT BASTARD MALARKY CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER BLISTERING BARNACLES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NICARAGUA CHICKEN SHIT SIGMUND FREUD JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE BRITNEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HAIL SATAN! SEX BOON POLESMOKER [expletive deleted] SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POOPOO FUCK OFF POMMIE CHIGGER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FOUR-EYES SHITE ANAL FUCK YOU BLOWJOB ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS RAPE COMMUNIST DILDO MASTURBATION COON BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE SLOPE MICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA pen0r I LIKE SCHOOL CUNT DICKWAD DOUCHE SHAKOPEE REDSKIN PEARL NECKLACE PICKANINNY ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN BULLCRAP COMMUNIST DILDO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ALEX TREBEK WANK BUNG-HOLE HOMO COMMUNIST DILDO GOOK POLESMOKER DAMN YOUR MOM WHORE TITS & DICKS NI MILF SEX GOOD MORNING MR. 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GOD DAMN FRIG JERK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY DIPSHIT FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] THONG TASTER FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK CLUSTER FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE FU SPANG ORGASM VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT SHITE SCROTUM HONKY BULLSHIT NIGNOG FUCKTARD SHITE SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE FUCKER 666 FLAMING ASS BADGER DIPSHIT SHIT EAT MY SHIT! JAP CUM BULLCRAP TITWANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING JUMP! ASSHAT GOOK REDSKIN PISS DAMNATION CROTCH FAGGOT BUGFUCK BITCH CLEMEN BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RAPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOZILLA FIREFOX SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER COCK ASSHAT FELCHING WIKIPEDIA DICKFACE FUCKBAG KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITSKIN RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN BITCH ANUSCAKE PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOCKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DILDO CUNT LAPPER YUKKY DOODY LET'S SHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT RAPE SALISBURY YOU WANKER ASSFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DUNE COON ASS FASCIST AMERICA ONLINE SON OF A BITCH FUCKER SHITTY CHIGGER SHITTY PISS DOUCHING FUCKTARD NIPPLES FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS SHITE GREASER PEDOPHILIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TOWELHEAD PISS SHIT COCK EAT MY SHIT! TURD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FUDGEPACKER DAMN BORDER HOPPER CLIT BLUMPKIN ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKHEAD JERRY DAMN CUNT NIGGER TITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TIMBER NIGGER ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOBSHITE JACKASS SHIT DANDELIONS BEAVER SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT WANK CUNTSWILLING CAPTAIN CRUNCH JACKASS SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS WETBACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BENCH PRESS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

TIMBER NIGGER TAFFY HOSER WIGGER FUCKING A TITTYWANK FUCK OFF FUCKFACE SCUMBAG BITCH ASS ASSHOLE VAGINA SPIC PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER NI MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKFACE SHITFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HADJI TAMPONS HELL FUCK FUCK NUGGET CLEVELAND STEAMER SCUMBAG ASS FUCKING FUCK YOU CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BOOBIES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT DOODIE HEAD ASSHAT RAT'S COCK WANKER ASSFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WIKIPEDIA MONKEY BALLS BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMNATION DOT HEAD JAP PISS CAUCASIANS HENTAI SCUMBAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES JERRY FUCK SHITCUNTING FUCKSTAIN MACACA CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRITZ CONDOMS FUCK NUGGET DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKHEAD Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JESSE McCARTNEY and with the HOLY DUMB FUCK and his CRAP ON A STICK of girraffes in which CRACKER while reading about LAKE TITICACA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FOUR-EYES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POMMIE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHITCOCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PAKI subject. If you do not find it funny SHITFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKTARD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. VENEREAL DISEASE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITTY joke loses its humour SHITHEAD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BITCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have ARSEBADGERS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DICKHEAD SHITBALLS DAMN COON GOOK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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