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A JELLY BEANS Polite Note to the GINGERBREAD Author:[edit | edit source]

I am JELLY BEANS 17 years old and UNICORNS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it POKÉMON removed or changed as soon as HEAVEN possible.

Let me tell you RAINBOWS about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES LUV HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS PUPPIES swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLOWERS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKÉMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CHRISTMAS TREES depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LUV cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire CANDY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HAPPINESS drug.

I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and PEACEFUL I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS BASEBALL SPRINKLES PIKACHU LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is TARTAR SAUCE much much more.

I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on ROSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PEACEFUL that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL HOOP tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by POKÉMON editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS SWIMMING POOL SUGAR TARTAR SAUCE not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your GINGERBREAD time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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