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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden BUTTFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NEGRO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONALD RUMSFELD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HORSE SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELLATIO HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JOHN SMILEY FACE utterFUCKance of socially [Insert swear here] objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

GARBAGE DAY! Tourette's is INCEST not to be MONKEY SHIT confused with MARCH OF FLAMES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NEGRO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKLICK random HELLFUCKER disorientation, culturally-JACK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUDGEPACKER language, TRANNY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JOHNNY souvenir shoppes and massive PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS quantities IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of ANAL DIABETES CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM garbage.

Darnit.

A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Polite Note to the SEX Author:

The PISS Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Research Institute was CRACKER founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SON OF A BITCH article PENIS ON A BUN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BONER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about INCEST Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITBALLS Tourrette's sufferers PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM swear. You can SHITCUNTING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ORGASM TV, for always focusing on the SOD bad side of a terrible JACK ABRAMOFF thing.
  • The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JUSTIN BIEBER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee FUCKFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHE school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIKIPEDIA sufferers to become PISS OFF MY ASS manically depressed and ASSHAT commit ASS suicide.
  • There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the RECTUM RAIDER drugs that are available to, "calm" the PIECE OF SHIT tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKFACE perodol" which caused my entire UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! body to go DELICIOUS CAKE numb and YOU WANKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the DICKWAD drug.

I am an active member of a DICKHEAD tourette syndrome TITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DUMBASS the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "BOOBS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SPUNK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your NIPPLES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS OFF MY ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS OFF MY ASS, and making fun of a WINDOWS VISTA horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GRIS time.

Best FUCK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “666” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. CRAP Regards to Andrew BUGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKHEAD punch him if you HELLFIRE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SAMUEL L. JACKSON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITS and YID playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHIGGER BAND WITH 4 DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DYKE HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How BUTT-FOR-BRAINS to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cure DIPSHIT the NIGGER Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DUNE COON for DILDO Tourette's CUNTSWILLING Syndrome FUCKFACE is JAP following ASS FASCIST these ALEX TREBEK rules BUTTFUCKER in GREASER order:

  • 1: Avoid HORSE SHIT immature INBRED little NI kids,
  • 2: Count to FRIG within SHITTY 10 MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PRICK JIZZ SHITFACE nor SHITFUCKER talk,
  • 4: Tell PORCH MONKEY yourself you SEX don't PAKI have CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM this ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITBALLS WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw SHITSLINGING!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORGASM the TOP OF JACK OFF THIS NEOPETS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BELLEND offensive. GYPSY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DUMBASS people who try SEMEN to battle BLOWJOB'MONKEY BALLS that tight-ass FRENCH TICKLER 17-year-BONER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUM it now, but someone said QUEEF' ARSE NIPPLES'HOMO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLOWJOB is a laughing FUCKING JUMP! matter. Plus there HOMO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOT GRITS Uncyclopedia, there are BUTT-FOR-BRAINS articles GANGBANG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACK ABRAMOFF stuff. So SOD that means TACO stop getting mad at the FUCKER first part too and NIGGER talking about the SEX letter that it's NI mocking (what NIGGER TITS letter? I don't even know what MALL SANTA the heck you're talking about). Adrian JOHNNY hi self CONDOMS even made a really POWERSHIT good point. "It's CUNTSWILLING nothing more NIGGER TITS from a head nod to a TAFFY knee tick". POOPOO. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGGER OFF suffer that CLUSTER FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHOAD KISSER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a POLESMOKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POMMIE hilarious. If you FUCKING JUMP! Want facts, go on CRAPPY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITCOCK be offended, don't read PISS OFF the freaking suck my mothers article anyway.

ASS FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING COCK MICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FROG'S FAT ASS [EXPLETIVE] TWISTY VAGINA GOBSHITE

CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH POMMIE FELLATIO ICE CREAM ASS FASCIST HAIL SATAN! SHITTY DONKEY DICK HELL DILDO BIRD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKTARD CHICKEN SHIT WEHATEMARIO RAGHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG AY-AY-AY FEWMETS WANK SACRAMENTO SHITE SHITE BORDER HOPPER PISS ASSCRACK CRAP CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD SEX FROG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BULLCRAP CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NEGRO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITCOCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK SUGARTITS FUCKER REDSKIN TWAT FUCKING ANUSCAKE VENEREAL DISEASE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN MALARKY ARSE GOD DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK CHOAD DICK CHICKEN CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE FIRECROTCH FUCKWIT BENSON SUCKS JERK OFF HOMO SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD ALF SUITCASE PENIS CUNNILINGUS ASSRAPING CHOAD SHITCOCK FUCKER MALARKY HOMO JACK OFF HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT suck my mothers WOODPECKERSHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE INBRED I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNTRAG CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE FUCK PISS ARTIST QUEEF ORGASM PISS DAMN IT SHIT VAGINA WARNER MUSIC GROUP HAIL SATAN! YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT PISS OFF SOD REDSKIN BUGFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ANUSCAKE PIG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD COCK POLAK VAGINA KAFFIR CUNT CROTCH DIPSHIT COCKSMOKER WOODPECKERSHIT FASHION BUG FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION ASSHAT YOUR MOM CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD PENISFUCK BUTT-HEAD PUNANI DOUCHING DIPSHIT FAGGOT ASSCRACK TITS FUCKHEAD DICK ASSBANDIT PISS ARTIST DICK CHICKEN TITTYWANK HATE HATE HAT FUCK OFF SCUMBAG FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER WIENER BONER FUCK BUKKAKE SACRAMENTO SHITE PRICK LAKE TITICACA DAMN IT CLUSTER FUCK CUM JACKASS SHITHEAD SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S COCK WANK FUCKING A CHRISTHUMPER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT TAFFY COCKSHITTER GOD DAMMIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD TOWELHEAD WILLY WONKA NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI DICK TITS SNUFF PORN DILDO DOODIE HEAD PENIS ON A STICK CLIT DICKLICK RAPE ASS PUSSYLICKER FUCKHEAD SPIC THONG TASTER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TAMPON IN MY ASS CHAV CHRISTHUMPER FUCKTARD PISS OFF BALLS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MACACA SHAKOPEE SMEG CRAP ON A STICK FUCK PEEPEE CRAP ON A STICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER BUKKAKE CUM [Insert yet another person's name here] SHITFACE HONKY CUNTRAG JACK OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CRAP PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BIG FOOT BONER FUCKWIT COON HELL CC PLZ PIGS MIGHT FLY GOOK DIPSHIT DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS CRAP ON A STICK WOP BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA GANGBANG BOLLOCKS CUNTBUCKET DAMN DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT GOATSE ASSCRACK FUCK YOU FUCK OFF RECTUM RAIDER BITCH FUCKSTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT FRIG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT BITCH INJUN BITCH BOLLOCKS HENTAI MOZILLA FIREFOX DOT HEAD COLGATE INBRED WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE LENS CRAFTERS KIKE BLOWJOB CHOAD BUTT-HEAD TAFFY RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST KRAUT YOGHURT CANNON SHIT MONKEY SHIT NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE LOGJAMMER NIGGER TITS ROSIE O'DONNELL GOATSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRITZ BITCH FUCKWIT JERRY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] INCEST PEDOPHILIA DAGO PISS OFF FUCK OFF CHICKEN SHIT LAKE TITICACA SHIT COCK SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT SPUNK TOWELHEAD WANK ASS RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS SHIT NECROPHILIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AY-AY-AY PICKANINNY CUM MALL SANTA SPUNK COON COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HORSE SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GOAT DICK BULLSHIT FUCKFACE TWAT CRAPMUNCHER DOM DeLUISE TIT DIRT ORGASM MILF SUCK MY COCK DAMN PENIS ORGASM TWAT CUNT SHITBALLS DICK TITS GOATSE FLYING FUCK SOD OFF DICKWAD FROG FUCK DOUCHE DAMN SCROTUM HO CUNTRAG DOUCHING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JACKASS WANK FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAT'S ASS SIGMUND FREUD PISS OFF PENIS ON A STICK DAMN IT SHIT HONKY FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ORGASM DOT HEAD GANGBANG FEWMETS SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE SPANK THE MONKEY BUTT-HEAD JOHN ELWAY CRAPPY JACKASS I WILL END YOU! FUCKING A CLEMEN BITCH FUCKING BLUMPKIN O CANADA JACKASS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT LAPPER MILF ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TIT DIRT MACACA BITCH FUCK NUGGET DICKHEAD WIENER EMO CLIT CUNT LAPPER JENKEM PEARL NECKLACE DOG SHIT SUCK MY COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX HITLER ASS SHIT FUCKHEAD VAGINA SHAKOPEE HADJI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER PUSSYLICKER NAZI CHUFF DICK SCUMBUCKET HELL FRENCH TICKLER BALLS HELL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUNANI FUCKHEAD BITCH NEGRO ASSHOLE SHITTY TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO CLIT BUTT PIRATE FUCK FUCK PISS HELL WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TAFFY WALRUS SHIT BITCH FUCKWIT CHAV FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK LET'S SHIT DOUCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONG FEWMETS FUCKER MOLDY TITS SCROTUM VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER NIGNOG CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DUMBASS [Insert yet another person's name here] HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE DUMBASS BASTARD WIGGER DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK CUM SHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD DAMN FUCK NUGGET POOPY FUCKFACE HELL CUM MALL SANTA TITS & DICKS POLESMOKER BOOBIES RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT BITCH WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER HONKY DIPSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELLATIO SCUMBAG TITS SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAT'S ASS DAMN WHORE GOD DAMN FUCKING SHITCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] BITCH SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT BITCH SCUMBAG FUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POMMIE DIPSHIT HONKY BOOBIES PISS ARTIST SHITBALLS PENIS NIPPLES LOGJAMMER ASSHAT DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICKHEAD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAP CROTCH INBRED POLACK WANKER NIGGER TITS INBRED RAPE FLYING FUCK FUCK PISS OFF CLUSTER FUCK SCUMBAG WIGGER TITS FUCKTARD FELLATIO WETBACK WANK BUTTFUCKER HONKY FUCKWIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER PUSSY CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPONS COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY POLAK I'LL RAPE YOU POOPOO SHITSKIN PIG BALLS PENISFUCK NIPPLES BITCH BUTTFUCKER DICK GOBSHITE JOHNNY WANK CROTCH DICKLICK BUTT-HEAD BITCH CHUFF BUGGER DICKWAD HELL FUCK NUGGET DAMNATION HOLY DUMB FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT GOOK PISS OFF MY ASS HIGH WAGES FELCHING POLAK TOWELHEAD GRINGO HOMO ORGASM WANK MONKEY SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE I WILL END YOU! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS & DICKS CHAV ARSE TWISTY VAGINA HITLER RAT'S ASS GRINGO VENEREAL DISEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! O CANADA SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER FUCK FUCK YOU JESSE McCARTNEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS JENKEM GOD DAMN DUMBASS BITCH DOM DeLUISE SHITHEAD BUGFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SHITE DAMNATION FRIG EUROIPODS SHAKOPEE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PUSSY ARSEBADGERS CHIGGER SHIT RAT'S ASS TITS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BORDER HOPPER FROG'S FAT ASS COCK BAT FUCK INSANE DUMBASS PENISFUCK DOUCHETITS HORSE PENIS WANK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FEWMETS PENISBIRD DICK CHICKEN CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER FELLATIO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK HELL ASS NIPPLES DILDO YOGHURT CANNON FUCKER HITLER RUSKIE ASSRAPING CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ PORCH MONKEY MONKEY SHIT DYKE CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS BITCH DOUCHEBAG PISS ARTIST DICK TITS CLUSTER FUCK CLEMEN PISS GOBSHITE BITCH WINDOWS VISTA WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU FASHION BUG ASSRAPING FUCKWIT DOT HEAD RAT'S COCK BIG FOOT DICKFACE BOOBS VANDAL SUCK MY COCK SPUNK OSTRICH MY ASS LOGJAMMER AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS CHINK QUEEF BOLLOCKS PUNANI TITS & DICKS FUCKER CUNT YOU WANKER SHITTY TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING A SHITFUCKER VAGINA BOOBS PEDOPHILIA CRAPPY BONER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT GYPSY THONG TASTER DAMN BELLEND DICK LAKE TITICACA NIGGER HELL SCUMBUCKET JERK OFF ASSHAT FUCK MILF ASSHAT FIRECROTCH RAGHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BELLEND I WILL END YOU! BITCH DICK CHICKEN CHIGGER CHENEY SHIT TURD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POISON IN TOOTHPASTE MALARKY FIRECROTCH SHITE BULLSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? YID FUCKTARD DILDO CUNT CHUFF FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK [Insert yet another person's name here] CUNT WIGGER HELL BASTARD BUTT PIRATE KRAUT PEDOPHILIA CRAPMUNCHER GIVING HEAD KIKE GENITALIA CLUSTER FUCK CROTCH INBRED FLYING FUCK BOOBS PORCH MONKEY RUSKIE BALLS JACKASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE REDNECK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FRED PHELPS PEDOPHILIA FEWMETS BULLSHIT BONER JAP DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT WANK STEVE BALLMER ASSHOLE BOOBS CHUFF FROG VENEREAL DISEASE JACK OFF BLOWJOB FUCKTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE ASS DICKHEAD ASSHAT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! MACACA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COON FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE FUCK COCK NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE MILF COON HELL POWERSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITTY HOMO BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOU WANKER HELL POMMIE suck my mothers CHINK DOUCHEBAG BASTARD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BITCH NAZI BOOBIES CRAPFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD FRIG SEX LOLCAT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK ASSRAMMER FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA FUCKHEAD FUCKING DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICKHEAD ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT JACKASS BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT SMEG BITCH CHIGGER CHUFF SHITTY GANGBANG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BALLS YOU WANKER FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD BALL SACK HO GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKHEAD ASS TOWELHEAD EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE FUCK OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! URINE-GARGLING SHITFACE DAMMIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT CRAPPER ROSIE O'DONNELL MALARKY FUCKTARD HELL GREASER PISS SEX SHAKOPEE DOUCHING BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT RAGHEAD WANK MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT SCUMBUCKET PRICK NIGGER DILDO PIECE OF SHIT FALSE BENSON PISS BIRD SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHE BUTT-HEAD JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSE EMO SHIT PISS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTTFUCKER BALLS AMERICA ONLINE SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING INCEST GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK WALRUS SHIT NEGRO FUCKING A TWAT DICKFACE EMO ASSFACE PISS UP MY ARSE BITCH SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS TIMBER NIGGER SEX DICKFACE DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS HORSE SHIT ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER SOD BITCH O KURWA! NIGNOG OSCAR WILDE IS GAY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK DUMBASS LET'S SHIT BOOBS BULLCRAP DUMBASS FUCK FLYING FUCK BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF FALSE BENSON MILF WANK ALEX TREBEK POLAK CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAPE HENTAI HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! WETBACK FUCKING JUMP! BITCH CLIT YOU WANKER YID CRAPPY JACKASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEDOPHILIA SHITE FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG DOG SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS UP MY ARSE SHITSKIN CUNT TITS & DICKS SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAPFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE SNUFF PORN FLAMING ASS BADGER THONG TASTER CUNT CRAPPER ABO INCEST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSEBADGERS KIKE FUCKBAG DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITWANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER TURD OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMN DICKFACE ASSCRACK WIGGER [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FELLATIO WHORE BELLEND FENCE JUMPER FUCK HO WIKIPEDIA POMMIE FUCK BONER FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA BIG FOOT DUMBASS DOUCHE FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT PENIS ON A BUN SHITHEAD JIZZ CUNT SHITHEAD REDNECK BASTARD FUCK CLUSTER FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK POLAK RAT'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD RUSKIE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING ASS HELL SPIC DAMN IT BASTARD DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN FRIES TUBA WINDOWS VISTA I WILL END YOU! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COMMUNIST DILDO DOODIE HEAD I WILL KILL YOU! DICKFACE WETBACK suck my mothers FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK WEHATEMARIO CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE HELL DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMMIT ASSBANDIT GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD CUM CUNNILINGUS JERK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FIRECROTCH and with the FUCKING and his PIG of girraffes in which DICK TITS while reading about FRITZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! also

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This article is WANK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny SHITE, it is probably because you are an INBRED FOUR-EYES ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ANUSCAKE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKING FUCKFUCKER joke loses its humour POLAK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PISS ARTIST ignorant, then you wouldn't have NORTH KOREA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! POLAK GOBSHITE DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMMIT CHINK!!!!!I <3 COCK