Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOBSHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFUCKER, sudden VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLAMING ASS BADGER or COCKSMOKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HOSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RUSKIE utterFUCKance of socially SHUT UP, MEG! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ART METAL PRODUCTS television programs to address TITTIES Tourette's syndrome.

TAMPONS Tourette's is SAMUEL L. JACKSON not to be FUCKER confused with ASSHAT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JIGGABOO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random FLYING FUCK disorientation, culturally-DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF A BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HOLY DUMB FUCK language, AUTOFELLATIO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHETITS quantities DOUCHING of ANAL DIABETES I WILL END YOU! garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the MARCH OF FLAMES Author:

The COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's RAT'S COCK Research Institute was MONKEY SHIT founded to FUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SAND NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HENTAI article GOBSHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers PECKERHEAD swear. You can CUNT CRAPPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the UNITED KINGDOM bad side of a terrible CUM thing.
  • The main TOTAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ROSIE O'DONNELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is INBRED no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YOU WANKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITPISSER school for LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FELLATIO sufferers to become NIGNOG manically depressed and HADJI commit FUCKING A suicide.
  • There is no WHORE cure, and the COCKSHITTER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse DONALD RUMSFELD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKWAD perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS SHIT body to go SHITTY numb and RAT'S COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than ORGASM it is without the NIPPLES drug.

I am an active member of a NI tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALARKY the GOD DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PRICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAGO sorry for SEMEN "hi-jacking" your GREASER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCK this that really EAT MY SHIT! annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN IT, and making fun of a FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) BOLLOCKS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIRD SHIT time.

Best TACO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society EUROIPODS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. BOOBS Regards to Andrew SHOOP DA WHOOP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The FUCKTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTTFUCKER punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my MACACA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SOD OFF to ARSE cure ASSHAT the RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAP ON A STICK for ABO Tourette's MASTURBATION Syndrome EPIDIDYMIS is COCKSMOKER following OH SHI– these DIRTY SANCHEZ rules ORGASM in BUGGER OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid GRINGO immature SPANK THE MONKEY little FUCK OFF kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK within FUCK OFF 10 IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA nor SHITTING DICK NIPPLES talk,
  • 4: Tell CAMEL JOCKEY yourself you JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST don't SHITFACE have GOD DAMN this TACO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT WITH NASTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOSES GANGBANG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER POOPY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT

SHIT POMMIE DICKWAD CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE JACKASS SHIT FUCKING LOGJAMMER JIGGABOO SHITFUCKER FUCKBAG NAZI TWISTY VAGINA BITCH NEOPETS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD DAMN HELL BUTTFUCKER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASSHAT CHOAD ANAL ANAL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUSSY DUMBASS NAZI TITS BUDDHISM COLGATE PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER KIDDY FIDDLER JACKASS CUNTING ASSCRACK JESSE McCARTNEY GYPSY HADJI WOP MARGARET THATCHER CUM BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FAG LAKE TITICACA BIRD IN THE HOUSE RUSTY TROMBONE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TOSSER FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHAV GOD DAMMIT SUGARTITS REDSKIN MOLDY TITS DICKFACE CLUSTER FUCK BORDER HOPPER COCK SHUT UP, MEG! BALL SACK GOOK DICKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK CLUSTER FUCK DILDO BUTTFUCKER HOSER SPUNK NAZI ANAL DIABETES YOUR MOM LET'S SHIT DOUCHE MASTURBATION WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS CUNT CUNT BULLSHIT FUCK DAGO COCKSTUFFER PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT BITCH HOMO BITCH SMEG COCKSUCKER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JERRY CHAV BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SUCK A BIG DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PRICK PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT HENTAI SCROTUM ARSE COCKSUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE CLIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE suck my mothers JERRY YUKKY DOODY BRITNEY TOSSER CUM HELL LET'S SHIT NORTH KOREA BASTARD DAMN SPIC MARGARET THATCHER BASTARD ANAL DIABETES TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMNATION SNUFF PORN CUNNILINGUS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITHEAD WETBACK DOODIE HEAD DAMN POTTYMOUTH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS AY-AY-AY WANK BUTTFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMMIT CUNTRAG FELLATIO BITCH TOURETTE'S IS FUN PRICK DIPSHIT FUCK HELL RAPE FUCKING JUMP! TITWANK ASSHAT CUNT RAGHEAD DIPSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER DAMMIT BUTT-HEAD FUCK YOU ASSFACE ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK BOOBS HOMO [expletive deleted] FUCK BALLS COON CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DICK TITS SON OF A BITCH PENIS PUNANI BUGGER GOD DAMN HELL COCKSUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK FAG TOSSER SHITFACE RAPE PISS SHIT CHOAD FUCKER FUCKING SHIT SOD OFF FUCK PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JACKASS DAMN RAGHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHITSLINGING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CAMEL FUCKER NECROPHILIA FELCHING WANK BOOBS HOMO I'LL RAPE YOU AY-AY-AY CROTCH DAGO BITCH FUCKING CUNT HORSE SHIT BUNG-HOLE POMMIE INCEST FUCK PIECE OF SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY DICK SEX DILDO CUNT FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS PISS GOD DAMN SHITCOCK TENTACLE RAPE CONAN O'BRIAN JACK ABRAMOFF SHITCUNTING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER PRICK LOLCAT FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS PISS MAMA MIA DIPSHIT SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YOU LAKE TITICACA SPANK THE MONKEY JAP MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG JIGGABOO CROTCH COON CUNTYMINTS FRITZ ORGASM FUCK FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS ABO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT WANKER MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING BASTARD SHAKOPEE DILDO DICKHEAD BASTARD ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT PIG CUM FELLATIO FAG FRIG DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PENIS PISS FUCKTARD CLIT SHITHEAD BITCH ASSHOLE FUCK RAPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS DIPSHIT DAMMIT BIG FOOT BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITSKIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BIRD SHIT CHUFF PISS DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX CHUFF WANKSPLAT BELGIUM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HELL PEDOPHILIA PAKI SEX CUNT INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK 666 I WILL END YOU! DAMNATION PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONGSHOVER GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITHEAD HONKY CHOAD BUTT-HEAD BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! ASS FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD ANAL DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN RAPE DAMN FUCK YOU WANK FIRECROTCH JAP TITMOUSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKSTAIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PICKANINNY BUKKAKE ASSCRACK ASSWIPE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BELGIUM FUCK YOU BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKER YOU WANKER ASS PIGFUCKER JACK OFF ARSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TITS COCKSHITTER TURD SUCK A BIG DICK COCKSHITTER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HOMO BASTARD HONKY DAMN IT FUCK OFF DOG FUCKER ASSHAT NIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSRAPING DICKFACE FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER PISS SHITTY TOSSER FELCHING KU KLUX KLAN MONKEY SHIT TITS & DICKS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY FUCK YOU NIGNOG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY CLEMEN FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH PENISFUCK RAPE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SUCK MY DICK JACK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RECTUM RAIDER FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK BUTTFUCKER SEMEN JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFACE ASSFACE PUSSY SUGAR DUMBASS BULLSHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE NAZI PISS OFF BOLLOCKS ASS TITS RUSTY TROMBONE FRIG SPUNK INBRED NORTH KOREA JACKASS DAMMIT HELL PISS ARTIST ASSRAPING FUCKWIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTRAG SHITFACE ASSCRACK CLIT DOODIE HEAD MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF BASTARD LOLCAT CUNNILINGUS SEX SHITBALLS MALL SANTA TWAT SHITE NECROPHILIA WANK PAKI BUGFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHIT EAT MY SHIT! 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD NAZI MAMA MIA SHITSLIDE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSFACE CLIT BONER FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT BASTARD LUV RONNIE CORBETT I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITTY ASSHOLE COCKSHITTER SOD INCEST JACKASS DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT CUNT CUNNILINGUS DAMN BASTARD BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD FUCKER CHIGGER PECKERHEAD CUNT SUCK MY DICK FUCK YOU DOUCHING CONDOMS ASSHAT ARSEBADGERS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MONKEY SHIT BITCH GOD DAMN FUCKING A LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BIRD SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PENIS CRAP ON A STICK CUNT BUKKAKE REBECCA BLACK SHITTY FUCK YOU ON CRACK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES PRICK FUCKING A PISS OFF ASSWIPE RECTUM RAIDER RONNIE CORBETT ABO AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK YOU NIPPLES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNTBUCKET TITS WHORE MONKEY SHIT PIGFUCKER SUCK MY COCK STRAWBERRY ASS YOU WANKER FRENCH TICKLER FUCK FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKHEAD ASSHOLE PISS OFF FUCKFACE GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER FUCK HELL JAP DAMN FIST FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NI GOAT DICK POLAK YOU SUCK BALLS

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK A DUCK MONKEY BALLS SEX FUCKBAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PUSSYLICKER Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOBSHITE and with the LET'S SHIT and his SHIT of girraffes in which RAPE while reading about BANGKOK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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