Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIZZ neurochemical FUCK disorder DOM DeLUISE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAPMUNCHER, sudden INCEST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or VENEREAL DISEASE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSWIPE JAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially DISSIDENTS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BLISTERING BARNACLES television programs to address COMMUNIST DILDO Tourette's syndrome.

BUTT-HEAD Tourette's is HADJI not to be SLOPE confused with JESSE McCARTNEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKHEAD random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-QUEEF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INCEST language, CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS PISS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SPUNK souvenir shoppes and massive RUSKIE quantities GANGBANG of ANAL DIABETES DEVELOPERS! garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the GOD DAMMIT Author:

The DAMN Tourette's IN SACREMENT Research Institute was GRINGO founded to JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAGO article PRICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HAIL SATAN! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MACACA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can BIG FOOT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JUSTIN BIEBER TV, for always focusing on the WHORE bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
  • The main TWAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCROTUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee WIKIPEDIA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TIT SPRINKLES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I WILL END YOU! school for BIRD SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIGGER sufferers to become FUCK OFF manically depressed and BRUSH MA TEETH commit SHITSLINGING suicide.
  • There is no BUGGER cure, and the NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTER FUCK tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TRANNY perodol" which caused my entire TITS & DICKS body to go FUCK A DUCK numb and POTTYMOUTH basically made it NIGGA! worse than POLAK it is without the BULLCRAP drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome SEMEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIPSHIT the pen0r public view of Tourettes as a "TAMPONS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CONAN O'BRIAN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy "hi-jacking" your SCUMBUCKET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITE this that really CLUSTER FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a BIRD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DUMBASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKHEAD, and making fun of a GOOK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOG FUCKER time.

Best FLYING RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTRAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an TIANENMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CULT OF THE DEAD COW byproduct of your CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew PENIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The FLYING FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSCRACK punch him if you BULLSHIT want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITTYWANK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my AY-AY-AY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISSHOLE to FIST FUCK cure RAT'S ASS the FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JAP for PIGFUCKER Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome DICKHEAD is CRAPMUNCHER following PUNANI these HOSER rules MOLDY TITS in ASSHOLE order:

  • 1: Avoid WANK immature BIG FOOT little ASSWANKING FAILURE! kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITE within PORCH MONKEY 10 BUGGER OFFseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nor HELL talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITFACE yourself you NIGNOG don't FENCE JUMPER have ASSHOLE this FUCKFACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK WITH NASTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HORSE PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CUNTRAG TITS & DICKS JACK OFF MONKEY SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NICARAGUA GRAPE PENIS GARBAGE DAY! FUCK SUCK MY COCK

POMMIE PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT PUSSY FUCK PISSHOLE CRAP ON A STICK JACK OFF SON OF A BITCH WIKIPEDIA WANKER ARSE CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKFACE BASTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK NUGGET DESU CUNT FUCKHEAD TITS FUCKBAG PENIS 666 BOLLOCKS CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKER SON OF A BITCH CHINK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKER DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLEMEN FUCKWIT FELCHMONKEY FUCKER [expletive deleted] SPUNK BIGNOSE WIKIPEDIA TESTICLE CHOKE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCKTARD COCKGOBLIN POTTYMOUTH CRAPMUNCHER MARY WHITEHOUSE YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MICK SHITE FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD RAPE TRANNY PISS OFF CANNED QUOTE ASSHOLE DAMN FUCKFACE DAMN SHITFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNT ASSHAT INBRED BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICKFACE FUCK BUKKAKE DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK CUM DICKFACE SHITE KIDDY FIDDLER TITMOUSE PRICK FUCKFACE BELGIUM KIDDY FIDDLER CC PLZ FUCKING DAMN DICKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP NICARAGUA ASSWIPE CUNT POMMIE SHITHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS FUCKSTAIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAGGY TITS BITCH SAND NIGGER BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO MICK VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN IT SHIT TOTAL PEEPEE BASTARD GREASER GOD DAMN FUCK ASSHAT HELL PISS BULLSHIT GOD DAMN JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUM FUCKBAG I CAN AFFORD FOOD MONKEY SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK POMMIE PENIS ASSHOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHING CONDOMS SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BALLS PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK BOOBS SHITSLINGING JACKASS CUNT BITCH PRICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCKSMOKER CROTCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSRAPING DIPSHIT DOG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TITTYWANK SLOPE WIKIPEDIA ASS LICKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BULLSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GRAPE PENIS CARPET MUNCHER VAGINA MOZILLA FIREFOX GARBAGE DAY! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! ARSE WALRUS SHIT WANKSPLAT DAMN KAFFIR GIVING HEAD CUNT CROTCH DOUCHE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT TIT SPRINKLES ART METAL PRODUCTS D'OH SHITCOCK GRINGO BUTTFUCKER CUNT CUNT SLOPE WANK CHING CHONG CHINK BUGGER SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FUCKTARD GOAT DICK JAP FUCKTARD REDNECK I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASSHAT POO POO BLOWJOB RUSTY TROMBONE JENKEM PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT SPUNK NI FUCK YOU DAMN IT PECKERHEAD BUTT PIRATE VENEREAL DISEASE FELCHING WANK BULLSHIT POLESMOKER COMMUNIST DILDO DICK TITS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS DOUCHETITS DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE HELL FROG'S FAT ASS CHRISTHUMPER NAZI DAGO BITCH BUTTFUCKER PENIS FUCK CHUFF DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS FUCKBAG JIZZ SHITPISSER CRAPPY FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN KIKE BOOBS ABO BLUE PENIS! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITFACE FUCKFACE PRICK BEANER CLEMEN GOATSE SCROTUM PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT CRAPPER SHIT MOCKIE DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHAT O KURWA! BLOWJOB NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IN SACREMENT CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBAG SHITTY SON OF A BITCH TITTIES SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING SHITSLINGING RICK MORANIS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITFACE SHITE SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TITWANK BALLS CHIGGER FUCK YOU CHOAD FUCK YOU FUCKING TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN SHITE REBECCA BLACK DONKEY PUNCHER REDNECK BUTT PIRATE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUM GANGBANG GOD DAMN 666 JUSTIN BIEBER HOSER SHIT LIKE A HORSE COLGATE FLYING FUCK SEMEN TITTIES BUKKAKE WANK BITCH BASTARD CUNT SPUNK ASSHAT SOD OFF INJUN TOSSER FLYING FUCK HO MONKEY SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S COCK ARSE WALRUS SHIT ASSCRACK TEDDY BEARS GOBSHITE ASS MOCKIE JESSE McCARTNEY LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK INBRED RONNIE CORBETT GANGBANG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN TWAT DAMN DUMBASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES O CANADA DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT WOP DAMN IT ARSE BELLEND CLEVELAND STEAMER CUM JIZZ INBRED WANKSPLAT YID FUCKFACE FEMADOM GRAPE PENIS FRAK GANGBANG PISS OFF CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE BITCH HORSE PENIS JOHN ELWAY JAP TWAT FENCE JUMPER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] CRAPMUNCHER BENCH PRESS JAP POOPOO DAMN EPIDIDYMIS DOUCHE KAFFIR SHITSLIDE FUCK GOBSHITE FUCK SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS PORCH MONKEY SHIT DOUCHETITS FELLATIO CHOAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOOBIES NICARAGUA ORGASM COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SUITCASE PENIS FRITZ PISS FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF SHITTY DICKHEAD BALL SACK DESU BUGGER OFF DICK CUNT RAPE FRED PHELPS FRIG MOLDY TITS BOB SAGET JIZZ HELL FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER CHINK YUKKY DOODY FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE PUSSYLICKER CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT ARSE SHITFACE MOLDY TITS PENIS TOSSER DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITCUNTING NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PUSSYLICKER FUCK SAGGY TITS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PISS WHORE SHITCOCK DYKE CRAP MONKEY SHIT BIRD SHIT CUNTBUCKET SHIT SHITE YOU WANKER TITS BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT FUCKING [expletive deleted] WANKSPLAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN IT DAMN FUCKING JAP LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKHEAD PEEPEE COON DOUCHEBAG [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST DICKLICK FUCKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY DOUCHING TIT DIRT DOUCHING POTTYMOUTH RAT'S ASS TAFFY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER TWAT VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH COCK SPUNK FUCKSTAIN CUNT D'OH FUCKFACE CROTCH BUTT-HEAD JACKASS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OFF MY ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF ARSE SHITTY WANK FUCKWIT I CAN AFFORD FOOD GOBSHITE LAKE TITICACA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

POLESMOKER SHAKOPEE I CAN AFFORD FOOD WOP BIGNOSE MASTURBATION DAMN BITCH SHITTY CUNT WEHATEMARIO FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD BOB SAGET SUCK MY DICK SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD SOD SEMEN FUCKSTAIN BASTARD HELL I RAPE WALRUSES! RAPE JIGGABOO BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BLOWJOB POLACK DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHITFACE DIPSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TIT DIRT HADJI SOD OFF BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT ARSE FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT SHITFUCKER RICK MORANIS GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT NAZI TWAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PUSSYLICKER HELL FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DUMBASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SOD OFF DICK SHITFACE BELLEND ARSE BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT DAMN FRENCH TICKLER DARTH VADER Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the TAMPON IN MY ASS and his BALL SACK of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about FUCKBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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