Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MY ANUS IS BLEEDING neurochemical FUCK disorder WOP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIPPLES, sudden MONKEY BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HADJI or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITCOCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIPPLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BEANER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA 666 words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK BELLEND words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous VENEREAL DISEASE utterFUCKance of socially SEX objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOVERNMENT FILTERS television programs to address HORSE SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

NIGGER TITS Tourette's is JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK not to be MOTHERFUCKER confused with QUEEF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LOLCAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITSKIN random DOUCHETITS disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DUMBASS language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TWISTY VAGINA souvenir shoppes and massive CLEMEN quantities HUMAN RIGHTS of ANAL DIABETES RECTUM RAIDER garbage.

Darnit.

A CUM Polite Note to the SHITFACE Author:

The RONNIE CORBETT Tourette's WOODPECKERSHIT Research Institute was DICKWAD founded to GOD DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JIZZ article NIPPLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MALL SANTA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT swear. You can CRAPPY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the INJUN bad side of a terrible HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS thing.
  • The main NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCROTUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FROG'S FAT ASS knee PENIS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELLFIRE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at VAGINA school for NIPPLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITCUNTING sufferers to become CHOAD manically depressed and RAT'S COCK commit ASSHAT suicide.
  • There is no ASS cure, and the DOUCHETITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PENISFUCK tics often have adverse FLAMING ASS BADGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITHEAD perodol" which caused my entire RUSTY TROMBONE body to go IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! numb and GOD DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the FLYING FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a PORCUPINE'S BALLS tourette syndrome BOLLOCKS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST the SHITSLINGING public view of Tourettes as a "I WILL END YOU! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CROTCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for CRAPFUCKER "hi-jacking" your PIECE OF SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S ASS this that really BULLCRAP annoys me. I am working towards a CRAPFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a ROSIE O'DONNELL horrible disorder is (not) JACK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POOPOO time.

Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As TIANENMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. PEDOPHILIA Regards to Andrew BUTT-HOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The SHITPISSER bastard who wrote this article. You can UNICORNS punch him if you SHITTY want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMMIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my FEWMETS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How REDSKIN to ASSHAT cure BITCH the WANKER Tourette's PICKANINNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLUSTER FUCK for TITWANK Tourette's DOUCHE NAZI Syndrome CARPET MUNCHER is CHOAD KISSER following SHITFACE these CUNT rules ROSIE O'DONNELL in I RAPE WALRUSES! order:

  • 1: Avoid BLOWJOB immature DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! little FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to BALL SACK within JIZZ 10 GOAT DICKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN MACACA AUTOFELLATIO nor FUCK OFF talk,
  • 4: Tell QUEEF yourself you ASSHAT don't TITMOUSE have PUSSYLICKER this TURD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK KIKE WITH NASTY POOPY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

AMERICA ONLINE RAPE JACKASS SHIT WANK CUNNILINGUS DICK IN A BOX CUNT FUCKTARD BEANER HOLY DUMB FUCK

BUGFUCK CONDOMS DAMN IT PENIS JIGGABOO INCEST VAGINA RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB PISS PRICK BLOWJOB BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER FRIG SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WIGGER SHITTY ASSRAPING POLAK COON NIPPLES WOODPECKERSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU INBRED TITMOUSE COCK ASS CUNTYMINTS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICKFACE RAT'S ASS STEVE BALLMER KIDDY FIDDLER DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER ASS DOUCHING DUNE COON SPUNK PRICK DONGSHOVER POTTYMOUTH FUCK YOU WETBACK BITCH CUNT CHINK ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE PISS OFF PUNANI WETBACK [expletive deleted] HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JENKEM SUGARTITS SOD OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON TOTAL YOGHURT CANNON JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL WANKSPLAT HUMAN RIGHTS NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK DOUCHING FUCKTARD GOVERNMENT FILTERS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKHEAD MASTURBATION ROSIE O'DONNELL CAMEL FUCKER PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITWANK VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT SHITE CLUSTER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS DICKHEAD FELCHING FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL DUMBASS FRENCH TICKLER SEX PISS DAMN FLYING FUCK BULLCRAP TESTICLE CHOKE CLEMEN DOT HEAD I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK SON OF A BITCH NIGGER O CANADA BITCH NAZI CUNT DUMBASS SHIT SCUMBAG SACRAMENTO ORGASM I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSHAT FUCK YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER GRIS TIT DIRT TITTYWANK SHITTY ASS BUTT PIRATE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SON OF A BITCH BALLS SHAKOPEE CLIT PEDOPHILIA COCKSHITTER DICK TITS DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT SHIT GIVING HEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSWIPE DOG FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG SHITE FUCK SHITCUNTING FUCKFACE POOPY SHITE WANK FRIG RANDY TRAVIS CRACKER GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE CUM RAT'S ASS BOOBS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CAPTAIN CRUNCH HORSE PENIS PEEPEE SEX POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSMOKER KIKE ORGASM RAT'S COCK DONKEY DICK GENITALIA FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSHAT RAT'S COCK DEVELOPERS! BOOBS BUGGER OFF CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY POOPOO BALL SACK CRAP ON A STICK DYKE WEHATEMARIO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SPANK THE MONKEY NAZI SHITHEAD ASSFACE POMMIE FUCK BEANER INJUN SON OF A BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NORTH KOREA KRAUT FUCKER HELL COCK RAT'S ASS NIPPLES BULLSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PUSSY KAFFIR DIPSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN DOG SHIT PENIS SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS SUCK MY COCK PUSSYLICKER BEANER TITWANK DAMN JACK OFF FUCKING A HUMAN RIGHTS DAMN MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE MASTURBATION CHRISTHUMPER CHINK FUCKFACE FELCHING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS I'LL RAPE YOU LAKE TITICACA DILDO YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH CUNT FUCKTARD DICKLICK ASSFACE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK ABO SHITTY WIENER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER DAMMIT DOUCHE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DONKEY DICK JIGGABOO TACO UNICORNS ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PRICK ANAL JACKASS FUCKER FUCK FUCKER DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK BLOWJOB ASSWIPE JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT RAPE ANUSCAKE BEANER JIGGABOO ASSHAT CUNT PISS ARTIST FUDGEPACKER PRICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAPE SHIT NAZI TOSSER CLUSTER FUCK BITCH RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG BENCH PRESS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ANAL JIZZ ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER BASTARD BULLSHIT SEX PIG FLAMEVIPER REDSKIN JIZZ JIZZ FUCKWIT REDSKIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN ANAL ASSCRACK CUM NIPPLES SHITTY FUCK NUGGET PENIS BITCH JOHNNY SCUMBAG PUSSY BITCH BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFACE FAG ARSE DUMBASS JIGGABOO ASSHAT GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH LIMEY DUMBASS FELLATIO DAGO FROG BLOWJOB BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKING JUMP! HUMAN RIGHTS ASSHOLE CUNTSWILLING FUCKBAG ANAL BIGNOSE NECROPHILIA SPIC DELICIOUS CAKE HELLFIRE MASTURBATION CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JACK OFF FUCK SHIT POMMIE SOD ASS FASCIST LET'S SHIT JACKASS PENISBIRD BLUE PENIS! FLYING FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA WANKER ASSHAT FIST FUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICK KAFFIR URINE-GARGLING WOP GOD DAMMIT SNUFF PORN YID POTTYMOUTH BUGGER INCEST SHUT UP, MEG! WALRUS SHIT NIPPLES DUMBASS FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE BONG DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS GRAPE PENIS GENITALIA SHITTY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHIGGER PAKI TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN COCKSUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB SOD SHITHEAD SHITBALLS CUNT COCKSTUFFER PUSSYLICKER SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] YOU WANKER CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG PECKERHEAD DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAMPONS NAZI GOD DAMMIT MALARKY COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD JAP ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNNILINGUS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CONDOMS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF WANK ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER JAP FELLATIO CUNT ASS RAT'S COCK DICKLICK BEAVER SLOPE SHITE DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE TURD KRAUT SHITHEAD SHITCOCK DOUCHEBAG ASSFACE YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT BUNG-HOLE CHOAD KISSER FUCK OFF SLOPE LET'S SHIT SOD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BOOBS BUTT PIRATE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD QUEEF DILDO CUNT LIMEY DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO BOLLOCKS HORSE SHIT TITTIES JERRY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUCK MY DICK DOODIE HEAD TIT DIRT JACKASS SHIT BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT CUNTRAG JOHN SMILEY FACE BELLEND FUCK HELL CONDOMS HOMO INJUN DIPSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES SACRED FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING A COON BULLCRAP FUCKING A DYKE FELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I'LL RAPE YOU GOVERNMENT FILTERS ARSE WANK HAIL SATAN! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL JOCKEY WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE DICKWAD FRITZ COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BEAVER SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CONDOMS LIMEY BULLSHIT YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE PAKI FUCKSTAIN ARSE WANK TURD LET'S SHIT GRINGO ASSRAPING MOCKIE PISS OFF RAT'S COCK BONER DUMBASS FUDGEPACKER PISS OFF WHORE CLIT SHITBALLS FAGGOT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITCOCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON EXTRA LONG PENIS CHOAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ARSE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOVERNMENT FILTERS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SHITBALLS FRITZ PISS OFF HAIL SATAN! YID I WILL END YOU! CUNT DAMN BUGFUCK SCUMBAG YOUR MOM TOSSER YOUR MOM FRIG JACKASS BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI ASS ASSHAT BASTARD BONG JERK OFF COCKSTUFFER WOODPECKERSHIT GENITALIA DEVELOPERS! FUCKING POLACK PORCH MONKEY FUCK FLYING FUCK CUNT BITCH BUGFUCK SHITTY JAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CANNED QUOTE WHORE WANK DAMN IT SOD OFF CRACKER FUCKFACE JACKASS SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the JACK ABRAMOFF and his NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES of girraffes in which DONALD RUMSFELD while reading about DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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